There is something wrong with me and it is Shia LaBeouf.

I went to the movies last night (I saw "Indiana Jones" again, but that has nothing to do with it) and there was a big poster for EE. I saw it, made some sort of inappropriate noise because he looks so unbelievably hot and I think I reached out my arms toward it. The guy I was with didn't understand what the hell was wrong with me the the guy taking the tickets must be used to it because he explained that I just saw the poster of Shia LaBeouf.

Then we were sitting in the lobby and I had no problem being rude keeping my eyes glued to that poster while "conversing". I couldn't help it, I was frickin mesmerized. If you haven't seen it there is a main picture of Shia and then all these faded images of him around it. I feel sort of bad because I didn't hear all of what my friend was saying because my brain was all "mmm...Shia...lips...handsome...want...need...eyes...yes..."

This is not okay. Shia needs to go away, he's so invasive with that face and those arms and everything.

I have sympathy for the women around him, on sets, in his social circle, they must be going seriously crazy.

I Tanner Boyle