Jason Jones - Get off The Daily Show! You are ruining it.

Every night when you go to bed you'd better kiss your wife's bottom and thank her for giving you that job. There's no way you'd ever have gotten it on your own. Based on the "reports" you've done so far you obviously don't deserve it.

What the hell was that horse thing? Next time ask somebody to write some jokes for you. And then show you how to deliver them.

You stink!