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- DirectorIan ToyntonStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinBones is hurt that Booth withdrew his acceptance of her proposal, and the team sides with her. Eventually she realizes he must have a reason and she trusts him. A government accountant is murdered and the CIA is also interested in the case.
- DirectorAlex ChappleStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinA dead man is identified and was last seen at a couples retreat where he was with a woman other than his wife. Booth and Bones attend the retreat undercover to find evidence. Cam's identity is stolen. Sweets takes a break from his job.
- DirectorIan ToyntonStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinSweets is on sabbatical from the FBI and volunteering in a poor Mexican community. When a victim found burned in a car turns out to be someone from the community, Booth asks for Sweets' help.
- DirectorKate WoodsStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinThe team creates a fake murder scene to mimic the work of Chris Pelant, hoping Pelant will contact them about a copycat killer.
- DirectorChad LoweStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinA man's body is found off a mountain cliff. He was a teacher who had terminal cancer and was trying to fulfill the items on his bucket list before he died. His friend helped him a bit too much. Booth and Brennan plan their wedding.
- DirectorKevin HooksStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinBrennan and Booth are to be married tomorrow, but not without a murder to solve. The team calls in all interns to help with the case so Brennan does not have to do anything.
- DirectorJeannot SzwarcStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinBrennan & Booth are in Buenos Aires for their honeymoon. Brennan is not used to sitting idle so she takes Booth to a morgue, and she finds unidentified bones of a victim. She and Booth help the local police solve the crime.
- DirectorKevin HooksStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinThe team investigates a man whose main form of income is donating sperm. He was popular to prospective parents due to his looks and intellect. Also, Brennan and another mystery writer exchange criticisms about each others books.
- DirectorDwight H. LittleStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinBrennan is a juror on the case of professional soccer player Peter Kidman, who is accused of murdering his wife. When she uses pure objectivity to help prove the killer not guilty, his best friend and a key witness in the case turns up dead. The Jeffersonian team must work together to prove that the soccer star was in fact guilty of killing both his wife and his friend.
- DirectorTim SouthamStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinThe Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of a food scientist whose remains were tossed in a meat grinder and mixed into cans of stew served in a school cafeteria. When the team uncovers the scientist's newest - and highly lucrative - food invention, they begin to track the trail of jealous competitors in the multi-million dollar food industry. Meanwhile, Angela plans a post-wedding bachelorette party for Brennan and it gets crazier than intended.
- DirectorChad LoweStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinThe team works to find out why a promising young gymnast was murdered, while Cam confronts an identity thief.
- DirectorAllison Liddi-BrownStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinThe Jeffersonian team investigates the death of Lana Brewster, a girl whose remains are delivered to Brennan and Booth's home by someone who believes her death 18 years ago was no accident. When the team discovers that Lana was murdered and her death was covered up, people from her past become key suspects, including an ex-boyfriend with whom Hodgins was friends. Meanwhile, Brennan starts having dreams again about evil tech genius Pelant, and about a potentially more heinous killer, whom she realizes could be involved with Lana's death.
- DirectorDavid BoreanazStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinThe Jeffersonian team investigates the death of Colin Haynes, a struggling country music singer whose remains were found in a shallow grave. When the team learns about the victim's music career, it leads them to his record label, which, they discover, was deceitful in its dealings with him. Meanwhile, squintern Wendall Bray breaks his arm during a hockey game and Brennan takes a closer look at his injuries, only to discover some shocking news.
- DirectorDwight H. LittleStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinWhen the Jeffersonian team discovers the body of a renowned but disliked chess master amidst pig slop, Sweets surprises the team with his chess skills and goes undercover in the world of professional chess to find the killer. Cam is being recognized in the "Outstanding Woman of Science" issue of a noted science publication but is hesitant to participate since she does not want to offend Brennan who knows she should be the one to be honored. Meanwhile, much to Brennan's annoyance, Dr. Douglas Filmore, the always sunny Canadian forensic podiatrist fills in as a lab intern.
- DirectorMilan CheylovStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinThe Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of Lauren Frank, a kidnap victim whose remains were found buried at a park. But when they discover the unhappy relationship that Lauren had with her stepmother, the team starts to think the killer was someone closer to the girl than expected. Meanwhile, Hodgins uncovers a shocking secret about his family and Brennan and Booth face a common couples dilemma - whether to co-mingle their funds.
- DirectorIan ToyntonStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinWhen a CIA informant is found murdered, Booth and CIA Agent Danny Beck must work together to track down an Afghan terrorist. Meanwhile, Brennan wants to work more closely with Booth in the field, and the duo must confront the implications of what that means to their family.
- DirectorJeffrey WalkerStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinA repo man's remains are found in a septic tank, and the Jeffersonian team must work together to figure out who the killer is. When the team discovers that the victim had a troubled past, some key witnesses from his earlier days become potential suspects. Meanwhile, handsome and charming Rodolfo Fuentes has defected from Cuba, where he was a forensic anthropologist, but now needs an internship to complete his degree. Brennan agrees to try him out as an intern on a case, and Brennan and Booth discuss whether or not Christine should have a religious upbringing.
- DirectorRob HardyStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinWhen a children's TV show actor is found dead, the Jeffersonian team goes behind the scenes to uncover who murdered everyone's favorite character, "Carrot Bill". But when the team discovers that the actor was known for his promiscuity, they start to uncover some unlikely suspects. Meanwhile, Booth and Brennan plan Christine's first birthday party, and Clark asks the team for their opinions on a fictional novel he's completed.
- DirectorTim SouthamStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinA hedge fund manager turns up at his own funeral and the Jeffersonian team must try to identify the man who was cremated. Also as the sales of Finn's and Hodgins' hot sauce soars, Finn must deal with some life changes.
- DirectorAnne RentonStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinThe remains of a former art student are found in a log in a forest; Wendell returns after beginning cancer treatments; Booth prepares for an FBI competency test.
- DirectorMilan CheylovStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinThe Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of a woman whose remains were found in a swamp. When the team realizes that her body was cryogenically frozen before it was disposed, it leads them to a cryogenic preservation facility where they learn more about the victim's personal life. Meanwhile, Cam is hesitant to meet Arastoo's father and mother for the first time and Booth is up for a huge promotion that could uproot his entire family.
- DirectorIan ToyntonStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinThe Jeffersonian team investigates the death of Stephanie McNamara, the daughter of a wealthy family whose remains were found in a national park. When the team digs deeper into the circumstances surrounding her death, clues from the case lead them to believe she may be the Ghost Killer's latest victim, with a surprising connection to a previous victim. Meanwhile, the FBI Deputy Director takes a special interest in the team's high-profile case and Booth's career may be in for some changes.
- DirectorJeannot SzwarcStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinThe head swim coach of a community college is found dead at the bottom of the well.
- DirectorDavid BoreanazStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinThe team investigates the death of a man who had offered Booth information on a possible government cover-up related to a previous case, but was killed before their meeting took place. As Booth and the Jeffersonian team dig deeper into the burgeoning conspiracy surrounding the man's death, it's evident Booth may be in over his head, and his future with the FBI is put in question.
- DirectorJoss WhedonStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonS.H.I.E.L.D. puts together a special team, led by Agent Phil Coulson, to track down a mysterious man with special abilities and the young computer hacker that's encouraging him to reveal himself to the world.
- DirectorDavid StraitonStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonWhile extracting a strange object out of Peru, the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are taken hostage aboard their plane.
- DirectorMilan CheylovStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonDr. Franklin Hall has been kidnapped. Coulson and his team are assigned to rescue him.
- DirectorRoxann DawsonStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonThe team tries to track down a former agent who is now stealing valuable information.
- 2013–202043mTV-PG7.4 (4.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorJesse BochcoStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonCentipede kidnaps another gifted man. S.H.I.E.L.D. tries to track them down. Also, secrets about Skye are revealed.
- DirectorVincent MisianoStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonSimmons becomes infected with an alien virus after exposing herself to a group of people that have come into contact with a Chitauri helmet.
- DirectorBobby RothStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonWard and Fitz are sent on a classified mission in South Ossetia.
- DirectorJonathan FrakesStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonWard becomes exposed to a piece of an Asgardian staff, which causes his worst memory to resurface.
- DirectorBilly GierhartStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonThe agents investigate the strange occurrences of a woman who, they believe, has telekinetic powers.
- DirectorHolly DaleStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonS.H.I.E.L.D. receives assistance from Mike Peterson as they take on Centipede once again.
- DirectorKevin HooksStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonS.H.I.E.L.D. organizes a full scale hunt for Coulson. Centipede tries to resurface the memories on what happened after Coulson died.
- DirectorKenneth FinkStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonWhile investigating a problem at S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy, Coulson and May turn up unexpected information about Skye's parents.
- DirectorPaul A. EdwardsStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonThe team tries to confiscate an important device on a train, but when one agent takes a very risky move that backfires, the entire team is affected.
- DirectorBobby RothStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonCoulson and the team rush to Bethesda in an attempt to save Skye's life.
- DirectorJohn TerleskyStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonWhile Skye recovers, Lady Sif arrives with need of assistance in capturing an escaped Asgardian prisoner, named Lorelei.
- DirectorBobby RothStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonAgent Garett and Triplett have returned to assist Coulson's team hunt down S.H.I.E.L.D.'s devious nemesis--the Clairvoyant. But will Deathlok kill them all to guard his master's identity?
- DirectorVincent MisianoStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonS.H.I.E.L.D. has been compromised by an old enemy. The team doesn't know whom to trust.
- DirectorMilan CheylovStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonWith Colonel Glenn Talbot now on their trail, Coulson and his team seek refuge in the last place anyone would look, where they begin to uncover S.H.I.E.L.D.'S most dangerous secrets -- secrets that could destroy them all.
- 2013–202041mTV-PG8.2 (3.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorVincent MisianoStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonAgent Koenig puts the team through the ultimate lie detector test and Coulson races to protect an old flame from an old enemy.
- DirectorBilly GierhartStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonJust when there's no one left to trust, Agent Maria Hill returns to team up with Coulson as S.H.I.E.L.D. is being destroyed around them.
- DirectorRoxann DawsonStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonWard's betrayal and HYDRA's shocking secrets are revealed as Coulson's team goes undercover on a mission that leaves no one unscathed.
- DirectorDavid StraitonStarsClark GreggMing-Na WenBrett DaltonDark secrets are revealed as Coulson and his team put everything on the line to stop Garrett and the forces of HYDRA.
- 2007–201921mTV-147.7 (3.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoSheldon and Penny bond over missing Leonard. Howard tries to help Raj get over his breakup with Lucy. Amy and Bernadette take a trip together to a biology convention.
- 2007–201921mTV-147.9 (3.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoSheldon feels betrayed when Leonard returns from the North Sea and wants to spend his time with Penny instead of him. Howard's latest foray into helping his mother has some disastrous side effects.
- DirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoThe gang get competitive when they are forced to take part in Raj's scavenger hunt.
- DirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoSheldon gets mad at Amy for ruining one of his favorite movies, Raj and Stuart try to make their online dating profiles more appealing, and Leonard tries to play the sympathy card with Penny.
- DirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoAfter a fight with Bernadette, Howard ends up on Raj's couch. Sheldon and Amy clash when Amy takes a job at the university.
- DirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoHoward plans something special to celebrate the anniversary of his first date with Bernadette. Sheldon is conflicted when he makes a major scientific breakthrough but some details have to be corrected.
- DirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoSheldon seeks payback when Arthur "Professor Proton" Jeffries asks Leonard for help on a project instead of him. Raj gets upset at Howard for crashing his night with the girls.
- 2007–201921mTV-147.5 (3.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoSheldon demands Leonard make up for a mistake from their past. Penny confronts Raj's ex-girlfriend, Lucy.
- 2007–201920mTV-148.8 (4.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoThe gang spend Thanksgiving at Mrs. Wolowitz's house. Howard tries to bond with his father-in-law, and a mistake from Penny's past comes back to haunt her.
- 2007–201920mTV-147.6 (3.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoLeonard has to deal with the fallout of disproving Sheldon's new scientific discovery. Raj spends a week at Howard and Bernadette's apartment.
- DirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoWhile Sheldon is at home in Texas, the rest of the gang decorate for Christmas and think about how much he has affected their lives.
- 2007–201921mTV-PG7.4 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoAfter Leonard tries to help Penny following a failed role on a TV show, she makes an important decision. Meanwhile, Raj and Stuart try to practice their social skills, and Sheldon navigates the intricacies of being funny.
- 2007–201921mTV-PG7.5 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoSheldon tries to relax after he is forced to take a vacation. Leonard struggles to be supportive of Penny after she quits her job. Amy receives unwanted attention from a co-worker. Bernadette seeks Stuart's help in replacing one of Howard's comic books.
- DirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoWhen the guys can't get hold of any Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon tries to hold his own convention and ends up spending a wild night with James Earl Jones. Meanwhile, the girls try to feel more mature by going to a fancy hotel for tea.
- 2007–201920mTV-148.2 (3.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoSheldon and Amy take a train ride to Napa Valley with Howard and Bernadette on Valentine's Day. Leonard and Penny take Raj's dog to the vet when she accidentally eats some chocolate.
- DirectorGay LinvillStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoLeonard's purchase of a dining room table causes Sheldon to reevaluate the changes in his life. Meanwhile, Howard is offered a chance to go back to space and Bernadette struggles with whether or not to encourage him.
- 2007–201920mTV-PG7.4 (3.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoAfter arguing with Sheldon, Howard tries to make amends by taking him to NASA headquarters in Houston. Penny has second thoughts about quitting her waitressing job when her car dies. Amy gets involved in trying to find Raj a date.
- DirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoWhen Sheldon visits his mother in Houston, he is forced to confront a new reality. Back in Pasadena, the rest of the gang reluctantly take part in Raj's Murder Mystery party.
- 2007–201919mTV-148.1 (3.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorAnthony RichStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoWhile Raj is wracked with guilt when he tries to date Lucy and Emily at the same time, Penny wrestles with whether to take a role in a cheesy movie and Sheldon is torn trying to choose between two gaming systems.
- 2007–201921mTV-148.0 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoPenny tries to help Sheldon when he reconsiders his "relationship" with String Theory. During a dinner with Howard and Bernadette, Raj discovers Howard once embarrassed himself on a date with Emily.
- 2007–201919mTV-147.5 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoWhen Sheldon tries to be spontaneous, it leads to unexpected friction between the girls. Meanwhile, Raj seeks Howard's help in preparing for a date with Emily.
- 2007–201921mTV-147.7 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoAs the gang celebrate Star Wars Day, Sheldon has difficulty dealing with the recent death of Arthur "Professor Proton" Jeffries.
- DirectorPeter ChakosStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoPenny gets fired from her movie and takes a serious look at her life. Raj sees Emily on a date with another man at the movies. Howard and Bernadette have to take care of his mother after she breaks her leg.
- 2007–201921mTV-148.0 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoSheldon gets upset about his career, the destruction of the comic book store and Leonard and Penny's future living arrangements. Howard and Bernadette struggle to keep hold of a caregiver for Mrs. Wolowitz.
- DirectorJohn HolmquistDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter goes on a real-life treasure hunt based on a treasure map from a child's meal menu. Peter also had dad breath due to the shrimp from the new restaurant.
- DirectorJulius WuDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter has a vestigial twin growing of his neck, and he has surgery to remove it and have it become a separate entity.
- DirectorPete MichelsDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenQuagmire begins dating a sexually insatiable woman; Stewie finds himself torn between Rupert and his old teddy bear Oscar.
- DirectorJoe VauxDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenLois helps Peter get over his fear of Principle Shepherd naked. Meanwhile Meg and her friends witnessed Brian and Stewie getting beat up by Trevor, Mad Dog and Mental Mike. Meg decides to help them stand up before they commit suicide.
- DirectorMike KimDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenThe Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.
- DirectorJoseph LeeDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian dies and Stewie cannot use his time machine to save him. Meanwhile, Peter replaces Brian with an Italian dog named Vinny.
- DirectorBrian IlesDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenFame gets to Peter when he forms a song writing team with Quagmire.
- DirectorGreg ColtonDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter fills Carter with the spirit of Christmas. Meanwhile, Stewie goes back in time to save Brian.
- DirectorBob BowenDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenLately Peter hasn't been able to perform very well in the bedroom. So he asks Quagmire and Joe to step in and help him get his mojo back.
- DirectorJoe VauxDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter tells Stewie the stories "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood," and "Cinderella."
- DirectorJerry LangfordDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian uses his son to get a writing job for a TV show, and Quagmire stops being friends with Peter after he accidentally shoots him.
- DirectorJohn HolmquistDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWhen Peter craps his pants during the mourning of his mom. Peter is seduced by his late mother's longtime friend, while Stewie is distraught over the realities of death.
- DirectorBob BowenDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter and the guys set out to find God and ask him to stop interfering in the outcomes of football games.
- DirectorMike KimDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWhen Carter makes Chris the sole future heir to his fortune after caring for him, Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth within his reach.
- DirectorJulius WuDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign after taking up smoking cigarettes, while Stewie helps Chris face school bullies.
- DirectorGreg ColtonDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenStewie gets herpes from Brian, while Peter and the guys discover that another group has taken their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam.
- 1999– 21mTV-146.9 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoseph LeeDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenLois calls Peter an idiot for bringing home the wrong baby, so he goes to Chicago on a business trip and returns a smart, classy person.
- DirectorBrian IlesDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenChris runs away with Jerome's daughter Pam, whom Jerome has forbidden Chris from dating, so Jerome must work with Peter to find their kids.
- DirectorBob BowenDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter takes Meg to a college for an interview, but end up partying; Brian is forced to live outside after being sprayed by a skunk.
- DirectorSteve RobertsonDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenCleveland returns to Quahog, but is forbidden from spending time with Peter when their wives get into an argument over parenting.
- DirectorJoe VauxDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenStewie tries to erase himself from history when Peter and Chris constantly interrupt his TV time, only to end up as the baby of a British family.
- DirectorJames R. BagdonasStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenMitchell and Cam go behind each other's backs to set up the perfect marriage proposal, Gloria is sad about sending Manny to Colombia, and Phil and Claire try to arrange the kids' vacations to maximize their "alone time."
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenManny and Luke have their first day of high school, Cam works as a substitute social studies teacher, Claire begins her new job working for her dad, and Mitchell's boss hits on Haley.
- DirectorJeffrey WalkerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenMitchell leaves the wedding plans to Cam, who is busy preparing a cat funeral for Lily. Meanwhile, Phil tries to cater his real estate business to divorced women, and Gloria thinks her baby may be cursed.
- DirectorAlisa StatmanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenCam's sister comes to town with good news, Phil and Claire agree to skip Luke's soccer game, Gloria refuses to admit she needs glasses, and Alex thinks Jay is cheating at Words With Friends.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay pulled a lot of strings to get reservations at the hottest new restaurant for a family adult's night out. Unfortunately, in each household everyone is running late.
- DirectorJames Alan HenszStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil tries to get dad back in the dating scene, Jay does not like Gloria's new choice for a nanny, and Mitchell and Cameron are not impressed with their old friend Pepper's plans for their wedding.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenAt a local fair, Phil tries to surprise Claire with an anniversary gift, Jay works as a "police officer," Manny enters a cake baking contest, Luke confronts a crush, and Cameron tries to rally the football team.
- DirectorFred SavageStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenClaire joins Jay at a closet convention; Cam, Mitchell and Lily visit Cam's childhood Missouri farm, Phil breaks Jay's priceless Apollo 13 model, and Hayley and Alex fight over the pizza delivery guy.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenCam tries to break a school record as freshman football coach, Phil is on the verge of his first month without selling a house, Claire still struggles with being the boss's daughter, and Mitchell tries to let his boss down easily.