Films to avoid before you die
These are some of the films I wished I had not seen - some are way worse than others
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- DirectorChristopher HattonStarsZoe NaylorGraham SibleyEdward FoyA group of reporters are covering the unveiling of a new facility that is completely maintained by robot prototypes. When one of the robots goes haywire, the reporters find themselves not just reporting on the malfunction, but fighting for their lives.Robots go bad but not as bad as the script
- DirectorTino StruckmannStarsTino StruckmannDamian ChapaClaudia CrawfordCaught in the middle of the advancing Allies and the fanatical Gestapo during World War II, Klaus and Klaudia must fight their way out, only to make one last stand together surrounded in the middle of the biggest invasion in world history.No saving graces at all - except it ends - eventually
- DirectorTimothy Alan RichardsonStarsJay BeyersJohn CoffmanBryce ConeTwo rebel brother, Drake and Daniel, disguise themselves as Union soldiers in order to deliver a secret letter to a turncoat Union officer named Hatcher. When Drake gets injured, young Daniel is forced to deliver the message alone. But the mission goes awry and Daniel must flee camp with a meek northern photographer Benjamin, who has been framed for a murder he didn't commit. Unaware that they are being pursued by Hatcher, who has plans of his own for the letter, they embark upon an incredible journey that will test their courage, friendship, their views on war, and their very lives.Acting and a plot so bad that it defies adequate derision
- StarsTomas AranaVictor AlfieriTony MusanteEpic drama of forbidden love in Pompeii at the city's height of glory, up to the eruption of Vesuvius in AD 79. We follow nobles, slaves, gladiators and the secret gatherings of early Christians. Mostly in English.Three hour yawnathon with togas
- DirectorDamian LeeStarsJonathan ScarfeNina DobrevZachary BennettAt the dawn of World War 2, a Rabbi's daughter and a disenchanted German soldier fall in love and are separated by the war. They struggle on a perilous journey to find one another.This has been rereleased more times than a homing pigeon and is still arse achingly bad
- DirectorPeng Zhang LiStarsLingmeng HuPeng Zhang LiJeremy Marr WilliamsIn a time of war, when occupation turns to genocide, one woman choose resistance over death and takes on the empire of Japan.This is so bad it is almost funny.... then it really isnt
- DirectorNick VallelongaStarsMichael BiehnJames RussoLenore AndrielFive men ride into the eerie town of Yellow Rock, hoping to rescue a family member and his lost boy.Actually just bad with more plot holes than I dont know what
- DirectorDavid A. PriorStarsTed PriorJack ForcinitoJames Hayward BrinkleyThis is a Twilight Zone type story that involves five soldiers out on a mission. And they soon find themselves stuck in a foxhole in an apparently deserted camp. Then strange things begin to happen. For one they are surrounded by strange creatures shrouded in black who do not fire on them or attempt to hurt them in any way but still they stay out there watching, almost as if waiting for something. And this, along with other things that happen, cause these men to question whether they are alive or dead. And that is where their struggle begins. Frequent flashbacks to each of the five soldiers lives show the people in their lives that at one point interacted with another soldier of the squad. Exploring the age old question of fate and if it is something that is written in stone or something people can affect. One by one, four of these five men give in to fate as it were and walk off into the woods never to be seen again, but Captain Jason Briggs will not give up for any reason and in the end it is up to him alone to find out if he can truly change his own fate.A classic in the 'cant turn it off quick enough' genre
- DirectorJoshua LimStarsMark CirilloLinda J. CarterPhilip WillcoxA closeted student at a conservative theological seminary, struggles to come to terms with his nurtured beliefs and coming out to himself, his friends, and his only surviving family member. At this low point mentally and emotionally, Ryan ends up in a troubled online relationship which leads him to question everything he has known about God and Love.As much fun as wart hog bating in Siberia
- DirectorQ. ManningJohn SjogrenStarsMichael MadsenLee MajorsAdam MaurerAfrican exchange student, Stan Rohamba arrives in the U.S., excited to be a part of the "model democratic system". While campaigning for a powerful American Senator, Stan uncovers a host of dishonest activity leading directly back to his home country of Mombaire. His discoveries could cost him his life.This is the sort of badly written guff that makes you ask for your money back
- DirectorYusry Abd HalimStarsStephen Rahman HughesGavin StenhouseJing LusiThe Malay Chronicles: Bloodlines (released in Malaysia as "Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa") is an adventure feature film set against the backdrop of ancient Malay, Roman and Chinese civilizations. It tells the tale of the journey of Merong Mahawangsa escorting a Roman prince to wed a beautiful Chinese princess during the 2nd century. Featuring an international cast, The Malay Chronicles: Bloodlines combines elements of romance, adventure, coupled with a strong dose of hand-to-hand combat & martial arts.It will make you laugh for all the wrong reasons
- DirectorEvgeniy MitrofanovStarsVladimir LitvinovBoris GalkinVyacheslav RazbegaevGreat Patriotic War, Fall 1942. Red Army Major Nikolay Sedov leads a squad of scouts deep behind enemy lines to gather intelligence on Wehrwolf, Adolf Hitler's new headquarters in Nazi-occupied Ukraine.Too many issues to even begin having a go at this turkey
- DirectorLorenzo SenaStarsJames FrainClemency Burton-HillTom BasdenThe Holy Land, 1099AD. The end of the first Crusade. When the conflict began, Christian knight Sir Gregory lead over a hundred men, but now less than ten remain. They include his squire Paul, a friar named George, and the arrogant Sir Robert. George and Sir Gregory discover a holy relic - a fragment of the True Cross and embark on a journey to Rome, to present the relic to the Pope. En route the ship they charter runs aground, their crew dead. Continuing their journey overland, the knights come across three Turkish warriors (two swordsmen and a female archer) and two pilgrims (a woman named Rebecca and an unnamed man) being attacked by bandits. The knights rush to their aid, and after a brief fight all the bandits are killed. They insist on accompanying Sir Gregory and his men on their journey, and the pilgrims also join the group. That night, the male pilgrim and one of the knights both go missing. Many other unfortunate things begin to occur to the group and Sir Gregory realizes that dark forces are pursuing them, intent on destroying the relic. He must find a way to overcome these dark forces.Laughably bad and a miserable waste of your time
- StarsRupert EverettDelphine ForestF. Murray AbrahamWith World War I, the Bolshevik Revolution, and the Russian Civil War as backdrop, it's an old-fashioned, blood-and-guts narrative, filled with earthly humor and a wealth of colorful characters. The story concerns the fluctuating fortunes of Grigory Melekhov, a young Cossack who is both a hero and a victim of the uprising.Its terrible in the dubbed version - but apparently quite good in Russian but I doubt it
- DirectorScott David RussellStarsSteve SandvossNicole ViciusGuillermo DiazIn this chilling modern-day Frankenstein tale, a brilliant young neuroscientist's world comes crashing down when his fiancée tragically drowns. After discovering a serum that can bring dead tissue back to life, he devises a plan to resurrect his girlfriend back from the dead. His plan is met with horrifying consequences when he realizes that in order to save her life, he must take the life of another.So bad one can not begin to criticise
- StarsMira SorvinoVictor GarberScott FoleyAn adaptation of Raymond Khoury's novel about a New York archaeologist researching the lost secrets of the medieval Knights Templar.It could not have done anymore to be awful seriously one of the worst celluloid efforts ever
- DirectorJustin DonnellyStarsLuke GossTyler JohnstonJeffrey BallardTwo joyriders Jesse and Sam discover something hidden in the back seat of the car that could change their lives forever. Brian, unknown to Jesse and Sam, is desperately trying to seek a "quick fix" business deal that will put him back on top financially after being let go from his executive position at one of the top investment firms. Brian decides to go "all in", investing the rest of his savings into a short-term drug deal. After Jesse and Sam intercept the illicit drug money, they soon learn that they've stolen from the wrong people. A twisted tale of greed, deceit, murder and wealth, PRESSED is an action-drama feature where three relationships collide. It changes lives, some of them for good.Luke Goss is ok to be fair but it is still chunder worthy
- DirectorChristophe HonoréStarsFrançois SagatOmar Ben SellemChiara MastroianniBetween Gennevilliers and New York, Omar and Emmanuel go to great lengths to prove to each other they're no longer in love.Un - noteworthy porn with an awful story line
- DirectorRenzo MartinelliStarsRutger HauerRaz DeganF. Murray AbrahamGerman Emperor Barbarossa will stop at nothing to conquer and build his empire. But a young man from Milan, along with his army of 900 men known as the Company of Death, is prepared to challenge the Emperor.Some good fighting but it still blows big time
- DirectorThanapon MaliwanAfdlin ShaukiStarsSupakson ChaimongkolMichael B.Afdlin ShaukiA young man is forced by the mafia to steal a bank's client data in exchange for his brother's life and discovers he and his brother have been set up.You need a Victoria Cross for watching this
- DirectorWayne BlairStarsShohreh AghdashlooSalma HayekAdrien BrodyPrior to the Iranian revolution it was a place where people of all religions were allowed to flourish. This is the story of a prosperous Jewish family who abandon everything before they are consumed by the passions of revolutionaries.What were they thinking???
- StarsHannes JaenickeMaximilian SimonischekLauren Lee SmithAbout the supposed conspiracy that led to the catastrophic deadly crash of the Hindeburg zeppelin in 1937.You will want the ship to blow up
- DirectorPaul BreulsStarsBilly ZaneLyne RenéeMichael BowenIn 1945 a group of victorious American officers discover a stash of German jewels and try to fence them in New York.Its got Billy Zane in it - nuff said
- DirectorPeter C. SpencerJosiah SpencerStarsJohn Rhys-DaviesMimi SagadinCraig Robert YoungWhen the Nazis begin killing Jews in Holland, a group of youth fight to save the lives of the innocent.You will believe a man can act! - Only kidding it will make you want to clean the loo just to get away from it
- DirectorGabriel FlemingStarsIan Scott McGregorLucas AlifanoLindsay BennerAs a group of old high school friends wander through San Francisco on Halloween night, two of them are forced to confront their unspoken sexual history.The lost plot
- DirectorNikita MikhalkovStarsNikita MikhalkovOleg MenshikovNadezhda MikhalkovaA look at the horrors of the Eastern Front of World War II from the points of view of repressed soldier of penal battalion and his young daughter, who stayed behind enemy lines.Just watch the bit with the sea mine - pathetic oh and the plane taking a dump
- DirectorJohn DalyStarsMartin LandauKenny DoughtyCaroline CarverA WWII Drama about a German/Jewish industrialist who, in order to ensure his family's safe passage out of Germany, is forced to hand over his business to the Germans.Only worth watching for the over acting
- DirectorDoug LeflerStarsColin FirthBen KingsleyAishwarya Rai BachchanAs the Roman empire crumbles, young Romulus Augustus flees the city and embarks on a perilous voyage to Britain to track down a legion of supporters.
- DirectorRobert ClemStarsAri FliakosTerry SerpicoSteve CuiffoWorld War I troubled veteran Joe Delaney attempts to compile a history of his U.S. Marines company but nightmares about the German soldier he killed haunt him still.How on Earth did this get made?
- DirectorLane NishikawaStarsTamlyn TomitaLane NishikawaGreg WatanabeA searing portrait of war and prejudice, "Only the Brave" takes you on a haunting journey into the hearts and minds of the Japanese American 100th Infantry Battalion and 442nd Regimental Combat Team. After Japan attacked Pearl Harbor, The U.S. government started putting Japanese Americans living on the West Coast into internment camps for the duration of the war. Determined to prove their loyalty, 1400 Japanese Americans successfully petitioned the government to serve in the army, becoming the 100th Infantry Battalion and the 442nd Regimental Combat Team. They were sent to North Africa, Italy, and finally France where they performed an extremely difficult and dangerous rescue of a battalion of the "Texas" 36th Infantry Division. During their two years of combat these men received an unparalleled 21 Medals of Honor, 9,486 Purple Hearts, 8 Presidential Citations, 53 Distinguished Service Crosses, 588 Silver Stars and 5,200 Bronze stars - making them the most decorated unit of their size in American military history. This is their story.Even worse than Company K, but only very slightly mind
- DirectorDarren FlaxstoneChristian MartinStarsDaniel BrocklebankGarry SummersBernie HodgesFather Jack is imprisoned for a crime that he has committed. The inmates suspect him of paedophilia and begin to persuade his teenage cellmate of this. His true crime is confessed to a prison guard with whom Jack has fallen in love.You can have my copy - its that or landfill so take a hit for the planet
- DirectorCorneliu PorumboiuStarsDragos BucurVlad IvanovIon StoicaA police officer refuses to arrest a young man for offering drugs to his friends.This could have been a really good short film but is as rewarding as a used Lottery ticket
- DirectorJustin KellyStarsJames FrancoZachary QuintoEmma RobertsBased on the fascinating true-life story of Michael Glatze, a gay activist who becomes a Christian pastor after identifying as a heterosexual.I am lost for words - I'll try meritless?
- DirectorSteven M. SmithStarsMatthew WintersPatrick KilpatrickTony FadilSet in 1971, Kris is sentenced to two years in a rural Borstal.Ticks all the cliche boxes for bad film making
- DirectorEdgardo CastroStarsEdgardo CastroPaula IturizaDolores Guadalupe OlivaresThe story tells, from an accentuated hyper-realistic aesthetic, the life of Martin, a man in his forties who is desperately lonely and seeks, through sex, some company, to spend that time of which nothing seems to be expected. Under this constant desolation, he finds in cocaine, alcohol and in some other orgy a state of momentary pleasure every night. He moves around Buenos Aires at night, picking up guys, going to clubs, scoring drugs and having sex. Sometimes he's paying and sometimes his trans sex-worker friend or another woman takes him along for a threesome.Porn Free
- DirectorRobert GreeneStarsKate Lyn SheilStephanie CoatneyMichael Ray DavisActress Kate Lyn Sheil prepares to portray the role of Christine Chubbuck, a real-life news reporter who took her own life on local Florida television in 1974.Terrible vanity project that is utterly devoid of any positives
- DirectorGemma FerratéStarsMarc Garcia CotéOriol PlaJan CornetA contemporary evocation of Judas Iscariot escapes from his own guilt after betraying his best friend Jesus. He wanders into a forest and, lost, meets a mysterious young man. This is the story of the last three days of a repentant.Art house tosh
- DirectorSohan RoyStarsVinay RaiJoshua Fredric SmithMegha BurmanAfter many years two mariners return to homeland with the hope of a new beginning, little did they know about a disaster that would change their destiny.Avoid like a blind folded arse wiping contest
- DirectorWarren P. SonodaStarsBrett GranstaffLara Jean ChorosteckiT.J. McGibbonA pastor and professional wrestler accepts a position at a struggling church where he helps the community both in his official capacity and as his alter ego The Saint.This one has a 'blindfold' so be warned
- DirectorEric PeteyStarsMarc WebbElfina LukMichael Paul McKennaA recently promoted cop's lavish new lifestyle is jeopardized when the central computer system that governs his futuristic city pins him for a murder he didn't commit. Now he must return to the ruins he once called home in order to prove his innocence.It tried .... and failed big time
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsDerek NorthJillian NelsonTanner NovlanA young college student inadvertently unleashes a global biological disaster in the form of giant, zombie, killer bees...Ha Ha this is beyond terrible
- DirectorStephen Patrick KennyStarsJohn BerryGerard FallonMark HutchinsonAfter seven friends find a severely beaten man in the wilderness, they become hunted by sadists wearing animal masks and must fight to survive a living hell.I am still in shock over this
- DirectorIan VernonStarsPaul HarrisonGuy WillsAdam WoodwardD-Day: A British paratroop squad are dropped off-target and wiped-out. Private Johnny Barrows is the only survivor; inexperienced, scared, lost behind enemy lines. Johnny must grow up and become a man on his perilous journey to safety.The bad film I knew
- DirectorLeone FrisaAlessandro PepeStarsLeone FrisaFrancesco MigliorePaolo VaccarinoUntersharführer Ludwig Herckel (Leone Frisa), is a devoted and patriotic soldier of the elite 1st SS Panzer Division Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler. As the action begins, we follow a small group of experienced infantry soldiers in combat against Soviet forces. An explosion knocks Herschel unconscious and he wanders the woods in a daze. He is met by another soldier who happens to be from his same town back in Germany. Now posted to the western front, Herschel witnesses the decline of the army group, loss of comrades in arms, and multiple acts of war crimes in the handling of POW's for both sides.Bad all round