The Mad Doctor's Fav Nude Scenes
I'm a nudist, so these are not hot/sexy scenes, but instead tend to be outrageous scenes of casual nudity, sometimes even without the nudity. Definitely NOT porn. Though they may make you try to scratch your eyes out to get rid of the image. Many of these scenes involve kids. That's because most nude scenes with adults are of a sexual nature and that is not what this list is about. I know of some other titles, but I can't think of them right now. I'll be adding them as I come across them. If you know of any movies to add to the list, leave a comment or message for me and I'll check them out.
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- DirectorEmir KusturicaStarsMoreno De BartoliPredrag 'Miki' ManojlovicMirjana KaranovicA family is deeply affected by the father's extramarital affairs and the turbulent consequences of the Tito-Stalin split.In the bath, when the girl tells him that it is better to have a doctor perform a circumcision, he realizes she is speaking from experience. Priceless.
- DirectorJohn DuiganStarsSam RockwellKathleen QuinlanMischa BartonWhen Devon, a 10-year-old girl, forges a friendship with Trent, a 21-year-old outsider who mows the neighborhood lawns, things suddenly get very complicated and private.Sam Rockwell stops his truck in the middle of a single lane bridge, strips down and dives into the river below. After he struts back to the truck, stark naked, with traffic backing up in both directions, a woman says to her two (about 14 year-old) daughters, "Okay, show's over." No ranting and raving about obscenity or indecent exposure. Just, "Show's over.
- DirectorLasse HallströmStarsAnton GlanzeliusTomas von BrömssenAnki LidénIn the late '50s, young Ingemar learns a lot about life and himself when he is sent away from his sick mother to live with his aunt and uncle in a town full of eccentrics.Tomboy Saga shows her growing breasts to Ingemar and asks, in a glaring tone, "Do you want to touch them?" Ingemar, knowing how much she hates them, rightfully recognizes that she is daring him to treat her as a girl and declines. I'm sure she would have decked him if he did, and she is the better boxer.
- DirectorRichard CurtisStarsHugh GrantMartine McCutcheonLiam NeesonFollows the lives of eight very different couples in dealing with their love lives in various loosely interrelated tales all set during a frantic month before Christmas in London, England.This one sort of breaks my goal to avoid sex scenes. Two stand-ins go through the motions to arrange blocking, lighting etc. in the filming of a movie with numerous sex scenes. The two strangers meet by having non-sex then decide to date after the production is done. Very casual about the nudity. A lot of jokes in the commentary about the 10-year-old co-star from the movie watching with them.
- DirectorTage DanielssonStarsHanna ZetterbergDan HåfströmBörje AhlstedtRonja, the only child of robber chief Mattis must learn to survive the dangers of her local wilderness. In secret she also befriends Birk, the son of a rivaling robber Borka.A Swedish children's movie with full-frontal adult male nudity. What a hoot.
- StarsKerstin LindenChristopher WagelinKrista KosonenFollow the adventures of a young girl born into a band of robbers in a medieval Scandinavian fortress. As Ronja grows up, she learns that the surrounding forest can be a magical and sometimes dangerous place filled with strange creatures.Just watching it now. The naked men are back. I didn't think they would be. I can't believe they did it again.
- DirectorTomas AlfredsonStarsKåre HedebrantLina LeanderssonPer RagnarOskar, an overlooked and bullied boy, finds love and revenge through Eli, a beautiful but peculiar girl.A brief view of the groin of the vampire, reveals that it is not a she but a eunuch. No girl parts. No boy parts. Just a scar. This is a nod to the book which describes the creature's history. They left this out of the american version. She was too girly anyway to play somebody who used to be a boy.
- DirectorJohn RobertsStarsGregg FitzgeraldGerard KearneyDarragh NaughtonThe children of Ballydowse and Carrickdowse engage in battles in which they cut off the buttons, shoelaces, and underwear of their captured opponents, in order to get the boys in trouble with their parents. They go to battle in mass groups of dozens, throwing stones and cutting off their opponents' buttons, etc.; sometimes they go to battle completely naked and exposed. In one such scene, about 30 boys return from a battle to celebrate victory at a barn-house only to find some girls waiting for them, and they get very embarrassed at losing their privacy.Two feuding groups of Irish boys where buttons and shoelaces are the primary victims. How do you protect yourself. Don't wear them. Or anything else. The kids using nudity as a weapon to overwhelm their opponents is hilarious. Oh, there are girls at the end of the siege.
- DirectorYves RobertStarsJacques DufilhoYvette EtiévantMichel GalabruThe school boys of two villages in France are fighting. Their trophy are the buttons they will snatch from the enemy. This fight will bring those kids to everlasting friendship...eventually.The is the original French version of the movie above.
- DirectorYann SamuellStarsEric ElmosninoMathilde SeignerFred TestotSet in the south of France in the 1960s against the backdrop of the Algerian War, a gang of young boys, led by the intrepid Lebrac, are at war with the kids of the neighbouring township, their sworn enemies.This is a newer French remake of above
- DirectorToshiya FujitaStarsMeiko KajiToshio KurosawaMasaaki DaimonA strikingly beautiful young woman is trained from birth to be a deadly instrument of revenge against the swindlers who destroyed her family.The tactic of attacking naked is also used in this movie.
- DirectorTod WilliamsStarsJeff BridgesKim BasingerJon FosterA writer's young assistant becomes both pawn and catalyst in his boss's disintegrating household.When Elle Fanning wakes her father (Jeff Bridges) up for a glass of water, she comments "Your penis is funny." He concurs, brushing off the fact, as it means nothing. Considering that he showers in the open outdoors, she must have seen it many times before, but only when he was sleeping has she seen it in its altered state. Very nudist. The penis was not seen in the movie but I included it because I loved the line.
- DirectorLukas MoodyssonStarsLisa LindgrenMichael NyqvistEmma SamuelssonIn 1975, the dynamics of a Swedish commune begin to change upon the arrival of a beaten wife and her two kids.Takes place in a Swedish commune. A man complains about a woman going bottomless as a holistic cure for a yeast infection. He then drops trou trying to irk her into putting pants on. The founder's sister, fleeing from a bad marriage, comes to take shelter. She and her two kids are met with those two with no pants.
- DirectorMichel OcelotRaymond BurletStarsDoudou Gueye ThiawMaimouna N'DiayeAwa Sene SarrKirikou, an unusual little boy, must search the wisdom of the forbidden mountain in order to save his village from a spell cast by the evil sorceress KarabaThe nudity here is very National Geographic. I get this little anti-puritanical rush when I see the boy has a penis, no matter how badly it is rendered.
- DirectorMark AndrewsBrenda ChapmanSteve PurcellStarsKelly MacdonaldBilly ConnollyEmma ThompsonDetermined to make her own path in life, Princess Merida defies a custom that brings chaos to her kingdom. Granted one wish, Merida must rely on her bravery and her archery skills to undo a beastly curse.While in an animated mode. Buttocks. Lots of them. In a Disney/Pixar movie. Cool!
- DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsLiam NeesonRalph FiennesBen KingsleyIn German-occupied Poland during World War II, industrialist Oskar Schindler gradually becomes concerned for his Jewish workforce after witnessing their persecution by the Nazis.Why are there uncircumcised Jews in the gas chamber and shower scenes? Oooops. When you think about that, it lightens the weight of the movie.
- DirectorUli EdelStarsMartina GedeckMoritz BleibtreuJohanna WokalekA look at Germany's terrorist group, The Red Army Faction (RAF), which organized bombings, robberies, kidnappings, and assassinations in the late 1960s and '70s.Does opening on a nude beach fit this list. Sure, why not. Even better is when they visit the Middle East to study terrorism techniques, they bring their nudist habits with them.
- DirectorAndy FickmanStarsAmanda BynesLaura RamseyChanning TatumWhen her brother decides to ditch for a couple weeks, Viola heads over to his elite boarding school, disguised as him, and proceeds to fall for his school's star soccer player, and soon learns she's not the only one with romantic troubles.No actual on-screen nudity, but that doesn't keep it off the list. Viola's (pretending to be Sebastian) gender comes into question a couple of times during the big game. The first time when her look-alike brother is actually on the field, and he drops his pants to prove he is male. The second time when Viola is back on the field and she wants to prove she is female, she raises her shirt. Their father in the stands casually says to his wife, "Is it just me, or is there more nudity than usual in this game."
- DirectorTerry GilliamStarsJeff BridgesRobin WilliamsAdam BryantA former radio DJ, suicidally despondent because of a terrible mistake he made, finds redemption in helping a deranged homeless man who was an unwitting victim of that mistake.Robin Williams dancing around naked in the park is one of the ugliest, and most hilarious, things I've ever seen.
- DirectorGriffin DunneStarsSandra BullockNicole KidmanStockard ChanningTwo witch sisters, raised by their eccentric aunts in a small town, face closed-minded prejudice and a curse which threatens to prevent them ever finding lasting love.Sally Owens (to her aunts about her daughters and the Solstice Celebration): I don't want them dancing naked under the full moon!
Aunt Jet Owens: No, of course. The nudity is entirely optional. As you well remember!
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Kylie and Antonia (Sally's Daughters after the Solstice Celebration)
You won't believe it!
We danced naked under the full moon!
Oh my god, it was so much fun! - DirectorYves AllégretStarsBernard FressonYves CoudrayCatherine AllégretGeorges,a trucker, is the single father of young Frédéric. His job prevents him from seeing his son as often as he could, as often as he should. Brought up by his grandparents, Frédéric proves a difficult child. His only friend is his twelve-year-old neighbor Rose. One day, Georges tells his son how Agnès, his mother, abandoned him at birth. Upset by such a revelation, Frédéric decides to be revenged...When Frédéric wants to talk to Rose after gym class, he can't wait. To save time, he climbs up to the roof and opens the skylight above the girl's showers, so he can talk to her. This happens twice in the movie. The other kids in the showers ignore him as if this happens everyday. Absolutely no panic about a boy seeing them naked. If they were a little younger in most places, the nudity wouldn't mean anything to them anyway.
- DirectorKarsten WedelStarsLise-Lotte HjelmPeter LindgrenHelena Brodin11-year-old Maria is forced to stay with her relatives in a small town. She becomes friends with a quirky, drunken painter.Maria visits a friends house, where the family invite her into the sauna. This was way too weird for her at first, and even weirder watching the whole naked family take a quick shower rinse. The mother, seeing her feeling left out, engages with her playfully, after-which Maria relaxes and joins in.
- DirectorLee UnkrichAdrian MolinaStarsAnthony GonzalezGael García BernalBenjamin BrattAspiring musician Miguel, confronted with his family's ancestral ban on music, enters the Land of the Dead to find his great-great-grandfather, a legendary singer.Another Pixar movie with nudity even though there isn't really any nudity. When Miguel is racing through the city of the dead looking for his Great Great Grandfather, he passes an artist painting a nude model. Because both of them are skeletons, they can get away with the nudity.
- DirectorDaniel NettheimStarsWillem DafoeSam NeillMorgan DaviesMartin, a mercenary, is sent from Europe by a mysterious biotech company to the Tasmanian wilderness on a hunt for the last Tasmanian tiger.Minimal actual nudity, but the situation is priceless. When Martin settles in for a relaxing bath, the two kids hop into the bath with him. Martin is not happy with this and tells the kids to come back when he's finished. The kids reply that the water will be too cold by then and they shouldn't waste hot water.
- DirectorMatt RossStarsViggo MortensenGeorge MacKaySamantha IslerIn the forests of the Pacific Northwest, a father devoted to raising his six kids with a rigorous physical and intellectual education is forced to leave his paradise and enter the world, challenging his idea of what it means to be a parent.The father steps out of the family camping bus in the morning at a family campground, stark naked. He says to the older couple walking by, "It's just a penis." That reminded me of the Malcolm in the Middle pilot.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonMalcolm has been labeled a boy genius and is moved, much to his chagrin, into the Krelboyne class, which is a class full of nerds and geniuses like himself.Another one where the nudity is off screen. Two scenes in Malcolm in the Middle (2000). One, when the mother answers the door topless to the teacher, who is astonished. She sees this and says, "They're just breasts." Two, when the mother is shaving the father's back.
- DirectorAlexander RøslerStarsJoakim KockLasse EdvardsenCamilla SlettenIt is the last day of school before summer vacation. The teacher can be heard telling the students about a traveler going to America. As the bell rings we see dozens of children running from the school. The camera then focuses on a group of preteen children talking amongst themselves. The scene changes and we see Trond(Øystein Offer-Olsen) and Oystein(Hans Jacob Melbye) running down a hillside and through the woods to a small lake. They talk about going swimming in the lake and one of them mentions that they do not have their swimming trunks with them. they decide to just go swimming without anything on. As one of the boys is preparing to take off his bottoms, he is startled by a cow and pulls them back up. The other boy attempts to cover his genitalia with his hands. After realizing that no one is around they jump into the lake without anything on. After swimming around in the water the boys get out and sit down on a nearby log, still without any clothes on. As they are sitting on the log drying off they talk about kissing and whether or not they have kissed anyone before. One boy jokingly says that the other practices on his mother. They are seen practicing kissing by kissing themselves on the arm. As they are doing this, they imagine that they are kissing Kari(Siri Hoff) and Ase(Camilla Sletten). The scene changes and Arne(Joakim Kock) is seen holding a stopwatch while his father(Thomas Bay) tries to start his car. After getting it started he drives off. The scene changes back to the lake and the boys are now kicking around a pair of underwear. They are still in the nude and numerous times we see their bare butts and genitalia. One of them says that he has to go pee so the two boys decide to have a peeing contest. Afterwards Kari and Ase spot them naked and tell them that they are childish. They continue to watch the two boys naked as they run back into the water in shock. The two girls say that they are going to tell everyone that they swam naked together. They then come out of the woods and spot the boys clothing on the ground. They take all of the clothing and toss it into a nearby tree. Afterwards they head back into the woods giggling and telling the boys to come and get it.. The boys decide to walk backwards to try and get to their clothes, all while trying to use their hands to cover their butts. They then realize that there is no way for them to get their clothes out of the tree without the girls seeing them. the girls continue to watch the boys as they try to get their clothes out of the tree. They are sitting there giggling the whole time. The scene changes and the father is now in his car driving down the street. As he is heading into town he spots the Miss Ida(Siri Spillum) coming out of the store. She is standing there eating a popsicle and each time we see it the camera is very close up implying that it is sexual in thought. The father, after realizing he has been spotted, speeds off down the road. As young boy is then seen holding a stopwatch timing himself while he holds his breath. The older brother then walks into the house and sits down at the dining room table. The father, after finding out that his sons hair is wet, assumes that the boy has been swimming. The boy lies to his father telling that they were looking for herring. He then tells him he got hot so he dipped his head into the stream. The younger brother knows he is lying but shuts up when his older brother holds up his fist.the scene changes to the lumberyard and the father is seen on the floor picking up lumber scraps. The boys teacher then comes into the yard and tells him that she needs lumber to make a bookshelf. During the same scene the father has a daydream about her before going and cutting the wood for her. She gives him the measurements and he proceeds to cut the lumber for her. It is obvious throughout the scene that the boys father has a crush on the teacher but nothing happens. After cutting the lumber he brings it back to her and tells her to come back if she needs anything. The scene cuts back to the boys house and they are seen playing with an rc car. There are cups with 1/4 with punch and some get knocked over by the rc car. The younger brother is seen timing him with a stopwatch. The father come home and sees the juice all over the floor. He proceeds to clean up the spilled juice but does not get mad at the children. He then tosses a rag to his son who them mops up the rest of the juice off the floor. The father is then seen fantasizing about the boys teacher again as he is preparing dinner. The scene changes and the two boys are seen running down the same hillside going down to the lake. As there are doing so, they run into Kari and Ase. They girls then ask the boys if they want to have a peeing contest and the boys tell them that they are handicapped. An obvious reference to the fact that they dont have a penis. The boys turn down the offer. The girls then offer a truce to the boys, an offer in which the agree to. The scene changes and they are now down by the lake. One of the boys wraps a towel around his waist and looks over and spots Ase without anything on. He quickly ducks when he notices she is looking in his direction. She too proceeds to put her suit back on when she realizes they can be seen. The boy then proceeds to take his bottoms off and in an effort to retrieve them without being seen by the girls accidentally loses his balance and falls over the edge of the cliff. The girls run over to see if he is okay. Ase now has her bikini back on. Ase then lifts up her top and says lets swim naked but Kari declines saying that it isnt right. Ase then removes her top completely and her nipples are revealed. She then proceeds to remove her bottoms as well but nothing is seen on camera. Kari is then seen from behind while she is untying her top but nothing is seen. The scene then changes and all four of them are now swimming in the water. Throughout the scene the children can be heard giggling while swimming in the water. Their genitals are briefly seen under the water but are obscured by the murky water in which they are swimming. A young boy and girl are then seen very closely together holding onto each other despite the fact that they are naked. Bare butts can be briefly seen but are again obscured by the murky water. As the scene progresses the young children are seen from the waist up as they are holding each others hands and singing a song. The scene changes and there are bow fully dressed again and are sitting on a hill overlooking the water. They all agree not to tell anyone that they swam without their clothes on. They daydream a bit about what it might be like when they are older. They are then seen running around chasing each other around the hillside. As they are doing so Kari stops suddenly and one of the boys runs into her knocking her down to the ground. When she gets back up there is a small scratch on her cheek and blood can be seen but it is nothing severe. She then gets mad at the boy and runs off. The scene changes to the bedroom and a boy is seen blowing up balloons. He then ties it off and sticks it to the ceiling. The father then walks in and tells the younger one to go brush his teeth. He then asks the older one about his teacher and whether or not she is single. The scene changes and we now see a group of boys standing in a circle. They are interrupted when Ase come over. After realizing that Kari is not there, one of the boys asks where she is. Ase then tells him that Kari is inside regretting her sins. Ase then joins in on the game that the boys are playing and is then seen kicking a can into the air. One of the boys goes to retrieve the can and as he does so, Ase and her boy friend are then seen heading into the woods. After heading deeper into the woods Ase asks what are we going to do? the boy suggests that they can get naked again only is she does it as well. She denies it stating that she has already seen him naked before. He then suggests that they can kiss while they are naked. An offer in which Ase agrees to as long as it stays a secret between them. Since the ground is wet they do not remove everything, just their bottoms but nothing is seen on camera. They then proceed to kiss each other and afterwards they pull they bottoms back up. The scene changes and a pregnant woman is seen walking down the road. The two brothers are then seen spying on their father from outside an open window. Karis dad is inside talking to their father and he is angry that Kari went swimming naked with his some. The scene cuts to the laundry room and the father is seen drying his clothes. His son then walks in claiming that he did not hit Kari and also that the park about him swimming naked with Kari is false and that Ase made it up. The father knows that his son is lying and then asks him if it was fun. He then starts that they have to wear their bathing trunks the next time. The scene changes to the bedroom and after his son asks him what sexually mature means, he proceeds to tell him that it means you can have children. His son now thinks that this is the reason why they cant be naked around each other anymore. He then tells his son that there is more and you cant get pregnant just by being naked. The scene changes and the father is seen driving in his car again. As he goes into town he spots the teacher going into a store and waves at her but she ignores him. Later on he finds a note on his car from the teacher telling him that she finished the bookshelf and that he should come over to check it out. He goes over to the house but rings the wrong doorbell by accident and an older man walks out and directs him to use a different entrance to see her. The scene changes and the two brothers are playing in a mud puddle. Kari shows up and sees them playing in the mud puddle. She tells the older boy that he is childish and that she is no longer allowed to see him anymore. They boy tells her not to listen to her father. She then tells him that it was her mother who told her that, not her father. They boy then gets mad at her and shoves her to the ground. He then asks her to be his girlfriend. She says nothing and just runs off. His younger brother then calls her a bitch as she is walking away. The older brother gets angry at him and goes to push him down but slips in the mud. His younger brother slips as well and they both just laugh it off. The scene changes back to the teachers home and the father is seen with a towel in his hair. The teacher then proceeds to ask him what he thinks of her bookshelf. He then notices a bunch of nude art on her wall. The two continue to talk and he invites her to go fishing with him and his sons. He then has another fantasy about her but in this one they actually kiss but nothing is seen on camera. The scene changes and the two sons are seen sitting by the dryer with a stopwatch. The father comes home and sees them and assumes that they have washed their own clothes. It wasnt clothes that were in the dryer, but potatoes. He then tells his son that he invited his teacher to go fishing with them. his son then gets mad at him for inviting her. The scene changes and they are all fishing on the edge of the lake. After catching a few fish his father tells him to go get his brother while he and his teacher go home and grill the fish. As the boy is walking down the road he spots Kari leaning up against a tree. He walks over to her and asks for some of the candy that she is eating. She denies to give him any. He then tells her that they have company and that shes never going to believe who it is. She says it was just a red head. He tells her it was their teacher but she doesnt believe it. They make a bet on it and are then seen heading over to his house. They are then seen spying on his father from outside an open window. After realizing that he was telling the truth she offers him some of the candy she was eating. Afterwards he again asks her to be his girlfriend. She agrees and they share a kiss between each other. They are then spotted by his younger brother and then again by his own father and teacher. His father and teacher share a kiss between each other while the younger brother and his friend watch the whole thing. (END OF MOVIE)When school lets out for the summer, two boys celebrate by skinny-dipping at a secluded lake. Two female classmates find them and they hide in the water. The girls steal their clothes and toss them into a tree so they can watch the boys retrieve them. Later all four again show up at the lake with swimsuits this time. After an incident with a boy trying to change under his towel, one of the girls suggest they all go naked.
- DirectorMichal Bat-AdamStarsGabi EldorIlan DarShai GolanTwo doctors from Tel Aviv join 'Doctors Without Borders' and travel to Thailand to help out Cambodian refugees. They leave their daughter, Aya (aged 10) at a kibbutz where the children are housed by age, but not gender. Not only does she have to get used to dealing with a lot of children, making friends and enemies, she has to get used to sharing her room with boys. And sharing the showers with them too.A grade 4 girl is left behind at a kibbutz while her parents and brother join a Doctors Without Borders expedition because she is too young. The kids are housed according to grade, but not gender. This includes the showers. (minimal nudity)
- DirectorCéline SciammaStarsZoé HéranMalonn LévanaJeanne DissonA family moves into a new neighborhood, and a 10-year-old named Laure deliberately presents as a boy named Mikhael to the neighborhood children.When Laure moves to a new neighbourhood, she introduces herself as a boy called Mickäel. When the boys play soccer topless, Laure/Mickäel examines her chest and decides that she can pass for a boy. My favourite part is when she is preparing to go swimming with her new friends. She cuts off her one piece swimsuit but the result looks like the bottom of a bikini. Too girlish. To remedy the situation, she forms the missing lump from play-doh.
- DirectorRob MarshallStarsEmily BluntLin-Manuel MirandaBen WhishawA few decades after her original visit, Mary Poppins, the magical nanny, returns to help the Banks siblings and Michael's children through a difficult time in their lives.Shall we do the one about the "Wealthy Widow"?
Oh, by all means!
Always loved that one!
Well, go on then.
Lady Hyacinth Macaw brought all her treasures to a reef
Where she only wore a smile
Plus two feathers and a leaf
So no one tried to rob her
'Cause she barely wore a stitch
For when you're in your birthday suit
There ain't much there to show you're rich! - DirectorWolfgang BeckerStarsWolfgang SielingRita RamachersThomas BohnenIt is about a gang of middle class teen kids who stumble upon a crime in their neighborhood. Remarkably one of the gangmembers is in a wheelchair, he is somewhat the leader of the group.When the wheelchair bound character has to pee, he asks for help to do so at the side of the road. Two kids hold him up, but one has to open his zipper and pull 'IT' out. None of the boys in the group could even consider doing that, so it fell to the lone girl. I can't believe they showed that in the movie. The camera pans up, so we know it was the actress performing the deed. The actor actually peeing, is not the one in the wheelchair playing Kurt since he was really a she,Birgit Komanns.
Script comment: He should have mentioned that somebody would have to pull it out after he was standing and his arms were draped over shoulders and he couldn't do it himself. - DirectorAndrew FlemingStarsLara Flynn BoyleJosh CharlesStephen BaldwinA girl named Alex is by mistake housed with 2 guys, Stuart and Eddy, in a college dorm suite. After initial problems they become friends. Stuart has the hots for Alex, Alex for Eddy and Eddy for Stuart. Can it work?A romantic getaway to a secluded pond for some skinny-dipping turns embarrassing when a group of kids come across them. True to character, the kids find the nudity hilarious, not shocking or horrifying. This is truly how kids not accustomed to nudity react to it.
- StarsKevin FrankThree pairs of siblings compete with each other to win toys and other prizes, with points awarded based on how much the siblings know about each other.This was a "how well do you know your partner" game show. Three pair of siblings (about 8-12) are asked questions while their partner is offstage. If the answers match, they get points. The list appropriate question was, "What do your parents wear to bed?" I'm sure the writers expected all the kids to say pyjamas. Instead, they ALL (all six kids - three different, separate sets of parents) responded with, "Nothing." The host said something akin to, "I'm temped to ask how they know this, but I'm afraid to ask." I do wonder how the parents felt being outed to a national audience as sleeping in the nude.
- StarsChris WigginsDiana LeblancRicky O'NeillFollows the adventures of a Swiss family shipwrecked on a deserted tropical island in 1801. It is loosely based on the classic novel by Johann Wyss.A not nude, but nuder than intended scene. I just re-watched this Canadian series. In an early episode, when the daughter squatted down, she showed a lot of leg, all the way up to a modern pair of underwear. Can you say "Anachronism"? Somebody must have noticed, too late, but in later episodes her wardrobe had been altered to include the humongous bloomers (or whatever they were called) of the time period.
- DirectorPaul SchneiderStarsPamela AdlonPatty DukeEric GurryTomboy Milly wishes to be a boy as she's tired of her mom pushing girly stuff on her and boys are freer. After an eclipse, s/he wakes up with a willy. He gets a haircut and starts at a new school as Willy.Some more Gender Benders for you. I remembered seeing this on TV, a very long time ago. The line I remember most, is when she is showing her 'new equipment' (not on screen) to her best friend and the friend asks "Can I touch it?" The answer was no, I'm sure for respectable reasons. I was able to find it on YouTube and watch it again. That line wasn't in the movie, but I'm sure it was the same one. Oh, again, no actual nudity seen in the movie.
- DirectorSean S. CunninghamStarsMalachy McCourtChet DohertySel SkolnickManny coaches soccer for the fashionable Creighton Hall school, but is relieved of duty because he is 'not a good match' for the school. He finds a job at a Catholic home for orphans, where he forms a new soccer team, with the help of one very good player Pepe who turns out to be a girl. 'Pepe' is the sister of one of the orphans, who comes to the all-boy orphanage posing as a boy, because her former foster home was an abusive environment. Along the way, Manny has incurred a gambling debt, his creditors begin to lean on him, and the boys find out. They set up a soccer game and stake the outcome against Manny's debt. If they win, the debt will be forgiven.An orphan girl pretends to be a boy so she can stay in the boys only shelter with her brother. She showers alone, but the priest running the shelter wanders in one day and gets an eyeful. All we see is her back as she grabs a towel.
- StarsLena StrömbergGunnel FredMagnus BergquistA young girl cuts off her hair as a protest against her mother and is mistaken for a boy at her new school.When Simone attends class at a new school she is introduced as a new boy called Simon. Living up to the title (translated as Nutcases & Normals) she decides to go with it. Where other girls stuff their bras with tissues, she stuffs her pants. When the class visits the neighbourhood pool, S(He) habitually walks into the girls change-room raising a ruckus among the girls. After a "talk" S(He) enters the boys change-room, just in time for them coming out of the pool. Later, S(He) and a friend get soaked and hang their clothes to dry, and the friend catches a glimpse of what was not a boy.
- DirectorIván NoelStarsRomina PintoCristina MarescaValentino VincoMona picks up her first job tutoring two orphaned children living in a derelict house in the country. Her obsession with trying to educate these two nearly feral children blind her to the fact they have other plans for her.When Angel and Ema are skinny-dipping in the pond, Mona says, "Kids, you can't be there. It's not natural to be naked." As I said above, I'm a nudist and naked is PERFECTLY natural.
- DirectorAlex HardcastleStarsJeremy SistoJane LevyCarly ChaikinOn a trip to the city, Dallas and Tessa see George making out with a woman while he is supposed to be "working." Tessa confronts George during Thanksgiving dinner at the Royces.In an episode of Suburgatory (2011) Lisa is reluctant to wear the Puritan Dress for Thanksgiving Dinner. Her mother turned up the heat to drive her out of her room. Lisa retreats to the shower, where her clothes are replaced with the dress she refused to wear. She comes to the dinner table wrapped in the dress, saying, "Is this the dress you wanted me to wear". She then drops the dress and stands naked in front of everybody. She then left the house in a snit, still naked. No actual nudity seen. It is a TV series after all.
- DirectorElem KlimovStarsEvgeniy EvstigneevArina AleynikovaIlya RutbergA satirical comedy about the excessive restrictions that children face during their vacation in a Young Pioneer camp.To get out of chores (or something else, have to watch again to verify why), a group of boys strip off and dance around in a field of stinging nettles to promote an all over body rash.
- DirectorDaying YeStarsKe-Yu GuoXiao-Li XuIgor LedogorovIt is 1940. Chuchu and Luo Xiaoman are Chinese students who have been sent to study in Moscow, at the international school. She is 13; he is 12. Xiaoman is from Yanan, Mao's base after the long march; Chuchu had seen her father executed by Chiang Kai-shek's Kuomintang. The youngsters fit in well and learn to speak Russian. A large group of students, including Chuchu, leave for summer camp in Byelorussia accompanied by their teacher, Miss Vera. Xiaoman remains behind. The Germans invade the Soviet Union but Moscow remains unoccupied. Xiaoman takes a job delivering condolence letters to soldiers' families. At one apartment, he finds a mother has died and her very young daughter, Nadia, has not realized it. The summer camp is occupied by Germans and Miss Vera is murdered. One of the Soviet boys, Carl, is half-German, and helps the others escape but they are quickly recaptured. Chuchu and several other students are sent by Gen. von Dietrich to work as servants at German headquarters in the Yakovliv Monastery. The general is also a medical doctor with a peculiar hobby, tattooing.As a lark, some boys toss cold water over the divider between the boys and girls showers. The girls retaliate. It gets so boisterous, that they bring the building down.
- DirectorPaul VerhoevenStarsCasper Van DienDenise RichardsDina MeyerHumans, in a fascist militaristic future, wage war with giant alien bugs.The showers are used simultaneously by both men and women and nobody cares. That's the way it should be. For those drooling at the prospect, it's the 'nobody cares' part I'm referring to.
- DirectorDelbert MannStarsLee RemickRichard CrennaDon MurrayA young girl in the hills of Indiana, who had been abandoned by her family and raised by a bootlegging old woman, is taken by the authorities and made the ward of a childless couple.Not so much a favourite nude scene, but the circumstances of versions. It's not available on DVD but there are two versions I've found online. A shorter version which keeps showing the Odyssey (now Hallmark) logo and a slightly longer version with an embossed Mickey Mouse head logo implying Disney. The longer supposedly Disney version includes a bath scene (full length nude from the side and head and shoulders, sometimes chest, in the tub - not too much seen). Both versions are horrid quality, probably recorded on VHS back in the day it was on TV. I remember watching it way back when in much better quality.
- DirectorKarel KachynaStarsLubor TokosFilip NovotnyAdolf Kohut(from the Parents Guide) "To entertain his ill grandfather, the boy asks his new girlfriend (about 9 years of age) to dance naked around the pond and she does. Full nudity."
The grandfather seems a lot more astonished and amused than aroused. I doubt this is what he had in mind. It really is a silly scene. I really want subtitles for this so I can understand the back story that leads to this. - DirectorGeorg FenadyStarsSimon MacCorkindaleMelody AndersonMichael D. RobertsA girl was found in India apparently raised by wolves and brought to the U.S. and is being kept at a university while she is being studied. Jonathan attends a lecture and it's during the lecture her habitat is set on fire. Jonathan tries to save her but she runs away. When she sees Jonatahn transform she trusts him. Jonathan takes her to his home and tries to communicate with her. The scientist who found demands she be returned to him but Jonathan thinks she's in danger. Jonathan has Ty check her out and thinks she's the daughter of a businessman who happened to be in the area where she was found years ago and while her entire family was found dead she went missing. Brooke goes to talk to her father's partner and when she meets him, she thinks she saw him somewhere. She checks the video of the lecture and sees he was there. Later someone takes the girl.I've seen a lot of references to Manimal (1983) recently. All I remember from the original run was it was about a guy who changes into animals to fight crime. I decided I had to watch it, just to know I had. This episode, is about a 'wolf girl' in India. When I first saw her, you can see bare buttocks. It was a flesh coloured thong (glimpses seen in stop motion), but other shows would have had her in an animal hide dress, covering bottoms and tops. If she only knew wolf culture, why would she be wearing clothes. I’m very happy that this show got it right and had her nude as she logically would be. Her hair however was way too clean. Then they screw it up. After being captured, she rejected all clothing until presented with some made from animal skins. WTF?
- DirectorMike NewellStarsDaniel RadcliffeEmma WatsonRupert GrintHarry Potter finds himself competing in a hazardous tournament between rival schools of magic, but he is distracted by recurring nightmares.The Manimal episode brings this one to mind. When Harry meats the merpeople, they are not wearing seashell bras. They were a lot less human than other though.
- DirectorKarel KachynaStarsKarel HermánekSona ValentováMiroslava PlestilováIn this Czech film, while the kids are watching TV, Dad comes in from a shower wearing only a towel. To tease the kids, he dances in front of the TV, blocking their view. The kids try to push him out of the way and end up knocking the towel off. The kids think this is hilarious. To get even with the laughing kids, he proceeds to strip them. Mom comes in, sees everybody naked and laughing and tut-tuts. So they strip her too. Mostly you see a bunch of naked butts. I think it is wonderful that a culture can be so relaxed about nudity, that they see this scene as funny. I’d love to find subtitles for this movie.
- DirectorAlan ParkerStarsMatthew ModineNicolas CageJohn HarkinsAfter two friends return home from the Vietnam War one becomes mentally unstable and obsesses with becoming a bird.How about a sexual situation that is far from erotic. Teenaged (Birdy) is on a date, in a car out at the local make-out spot. The girl shows him her breasts. He reaches out to to touch them, lifting them in his hands. He doesn't appear to be impressed by the 'Fat Bags' he is fondling, because that is what they are. You can see him thinking, "What is so special about these things?" Breasts are nothing but modified sweat glands. Men have the same mammary glands and nipples that women do. Women only have protuberant breasts because they have fat deposits in their chests. There is no reason to sexualize them.
- StarsJess HarnellTom BergeronBob SagetViewers from around America send in home videos with comedic moments.The show has featured nudity many times, accompanied by the ubiquitous blur (on some channels the blur is added more often, ie. butt crack). I can't identify the episode I'm referring to, but it was a reused video. It involves a boy toddler, spinning around on his back in the tub. The first time it was used, was for a 'Rubber Ducky' montage, where a rubber ducky was used in place of the blur. The video was later used in another montage, but (I'm guessing this is how it happened) the blur was not applied before being archived for later use. It was then aired totally uncensored, confirming the gender of the toddler. If you know which episode, let me know and I will edit to correct.
- DirectorDavid SwiftStarsJane WymanHayley MillsRichard EganA young girl comes to an embittered town and confronts its attitude with her determination to see the best in life.How could I have forgotten Pollyanna. Another Disney movie with nudity. The boy swinging off the rope into the river got a bonus of a new bicycle for that scene. It's as innocent as any other G-Rated Disney production.
- DirectorIrwin WinklerStarsHayden ChristensenKevin KlineKristin Scott ThomasWhen a man is diagnosed with terminal cancer, he takes custody of his misanthropic teenage son, for whom quality time means getting high, engaging in small-time prostitution, and avoiding his father.Alyssa (Jena Malone) climbs into the shower with Sam (Hayden Christensen) to wash her hair. She tells him, "Look, I've seen lots of people. It's not a big thing for me." To her, and nudists, this is totally natural. He's not used to things like this.
- DirectorChloe ThomasStarsSophie StuckeySukie SmithChannelle HellisRosa is having a bad summer. Her feminist mum spends her days picketing sex shops, her nasty school mates call her 'gyppo' and she doesn't know what 'coming' means...When about to run the dash during gym class, Rosa comments, “It’s really hot Miss, do we have to wear tops? The boys aren’t”
“Yes, you do,” the teacher responds.
“Why?”
“Cause you’re a girl.”
“I look like a boy.”
“She does Miss. I’ve seen her,” another student snarks.
Just as the race begins, Rosa pulls off her top for the race. Only head and shoulders seen, but she seems quite proud of herself. Her feminist mother observed the race and gently stopped the teacher from returning her top. This gives her the time to embrace the empowerment of the act. - DirectorJessica M. ThompsonStarsMorgan DaviesIngrid TorelliHarriet WalterA tragedy forces Edie and Kate to make amends. Kate gets her diagnosis and something happens that leads Edie to feel there really are moments worth living for.In the last episode of The End (2020), after the daughter nearly died having a seizure while swimming, the family returns to the beach for a group swim. The mother and daughter strip down to their swimsuits. The daughter says, "Nanna?" The grandmother replies, "Didn't bring my swimsuit." then after a moment, "Oh, bugger it." and starts stripping. Naked that is. The daughter exclaims, "Nanna!" after which the mother pulls down her shoulder straps. The two kids join them and they all go for a group skinny-dip. Only heads and shoulders of the family seen.
- DirectorElissa DownStarsEllen CresseyLatonya CsontBobbie SalmonSet in the late 19th or early 20th century, the film opens with three upper class women and a little girl picnicing on a deserted beach. The little girl begins playing around and eventually strips to her underwear. The women tollerate this as she is only young, but eventually she pushes the boundaries by removing her underwear and swimming naked in the water. The women watch her for quite sometime, as the weather gets hotter the women secretly envy the girl. The eldest of the three women, eventually giving into temptation, strips naked and goes swimming with the little girl. The two younger women continue to watch, the younger of the two begins stripping but the older one stops her. Eventually the younger woman runs away and strips off her clothes and goes swimming with the other two. The third, and obviously most conservative of the three, watches for a while before giving into temptation. She strips naked and swims with the two other women and the little girl. The film ends with the four of them frolicking naked in the water.The end of 'The End' reminded me of another very similar scene. A Victorian family, grandmother, mother, and two daughters, visit a secluded beach. In those days, it wasn't improper for the youngest to strip off to play in the water, while the rest of the family was baking in the sun. They jealously watched the little one before the grandmother decided to join her. Now that Gramma was naked, the older teen daughter started to follow suit, the mother quickly squashed it. It didn’t take long to try again. The mother's admonitions had little deterrence to the determined teen. Mom eventually gave up on pretensions and joined the fray.
- DirectorRob LettermanStarsJack BlackDylan MinnetteOdeya RushA teenager teams up with the daughter of young-adult horror author R.L. Stine after the writer's imaginary demons are set free on the town of Madison, Delaware.It barely qualifies as a nude scene. When the kids are in the cemetery, the girl's hoodie gets caught on a statue of a topless angel with well defined nipples. This is a kid's movie, which is why I included it.
- DirectorRony TaniosStarsAlexis NativelLaurence FlahaultStéphanie VertrayJulien Perrot, 16 years old, shows up at his school totally naked, yet no one seems to notice anything wrong about him. Only today, a total solar eclipse is about to occur and everybody's excitement is rising to its height. People in classes are waiting for the bell to ring to go down to the schoolyard.The story of a teenager who attends school naked. Neither he, not anyone at the school notices. I wish I could find subtitles for this one.
- DirectorOlivier SmoldersStarsCatherine AymerieFrançois GallandStéphanie DessensA math teacher arrives at classroom to give a lesson on perspective only to find her students sitting there completely naked and in silence. Totally confused, she proceeds with the class. But there's a catch.Le cas Perrot (2019) reminded me of this one in which the teacher arrives to find her entire class naked. She joins in and strips. While she is writing on the blackboard, the students dress, then the principle comes in.
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsTéa LeoniGeorge WendtJonathan PennerThe gang heads to a nudist resort to get pics of Pam and Tommy Lee, but Nora encounters her parents, and the guys get lost in the woods. Meanwhile, Les and Camilla get trapped in the back of a delivery truck bound for San Francisco.On an episode of The Naked Truth (1995) a paparazza visits a nudist resort and sees her parents naked. A nightmare for some, but an everyday occurrence for nudists.
- DirectorByron HowardRich MooreJared BushStarsGinnifer GoodwinJason BatemanIdris ElbaIn a city of anthropomorphic animals, a rookie bunny cop and a cynical con artist fox must work together to uncover a conspiracy.More Disney nudity (I wonder if there is a list for this). They have no naughty bits, so what. It's still nudity in a Disney movie. The characters normally wear clothes. According to the trivia page, "The nudist Indian Yoga instructor is named Nangi. Nangi refers to a naked woman in the Hindi language."
- DirectorGeorge TyneStarsRobert ReedFlorence HendersonAnn B. DavisThe kids give Alice the cold shoulder after they think she has broken their trust, so Alice decides to leave her job as housekeeper. However, the kids soon regret the decision after the new housekeeper teaches them a lesson.On the Brady Bunch, Bobby and Cindy asked Alice if they could go swimming at the neighbours. Alice checked which swimsuits they were wearing and found they were in their 'Birthday Suits' ready to absorb lots of vitamins. You haven't seen it? I hear it gets cut in syndication. I found the scene on YouTube and it gave me a newfound respect for the series.
- DirectorMick De MontignieStarsDavid FriendSimon MorleyTwo nude men manipulate their flaccid penises (and testicles) in a live comedy show.Along with Puppetry of the Penis: Tackle Happy (2000) are two stand-up comedy routines involving, yes, the penis. Not erotic at all. If fact, it may be the opposite. If you want your daughters to remain virgins, show them these. When the boyfriend unleashes the 'Throbbing Python of Love', she will laugh at it and try to turn it into a Hamburger.
- CreatorEllen RapoportStarsOphelia LovibondJessica LoweOscar MontoyaIn 1970s Los Angeles, an earnest young feminist joins forces with a low-rent publisher to create the first erotic magazine for women.I haven't actually watched this yet, but I'm about to. I may change this review afterwards. There is a lot of nudity in this, related to the porn industry. That would normally disqualify it for this list. However, from what I've read and the little I've seen so far (lots of nudity), the nudity is in a humorous vein. That keeps it on the list. (I've seen the first season and I'm keeping it on the list.)
- DirectorJustine GauthierStarsÉtienne CardinMia GarnierJohnnovan JobinLili, 10-year-old, rebels when her parents force her to wear a bikini top, even though she has always swam topless.Lili's mother is forcing her to get a bikini top for her trip to the WaterPark. She's getting to THAT age. She doesn't see the need. She's never worn a top in the past. "I have no boobs." Her friends don't have to wear tops. Why should she. Oh, yes, her friends happen to be boys. After changing at the park, she meets up with her friends, who are all wearing bikini tops.
- DirectorClaudia MorgadoStarsMatreya FedorApollonia VanovaChristine LippaRobin takes us back to that glorious time when she was seven years old and shows us how it defined her for the rest of her life.How did I forget this one. Sporting a new bikini with boy shorts bottoms and a top prone to wardrobe malfunctions, Robin opts to be a boy for the six weeks of swim class. When asked afterwards by her mother, "Have you been parading around half naked for six weeks?" she thinks, 'How could I explain to her that it wasn't what I had done, but what I didn't do. I hadn't lied, because no-one had asked. And that I had never, not once, felt naked."
- DirectorAbraham HigginbothamStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenMitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party; with Gloria's new internship taking up so much of her time, Jay starts feeling particularly neglected.Not nude, but it made me think of nude. Mitch and Cam are invited to a pool party. The other guests look like Greek Gods. Adonis wanna be’s. They, and the others who don’t fit that demographic are hiding out inside. After being shammed by their daughter, they all muster up their courage and join the party. A bunch of fat, old, hairy, pasty, men parading around in swim shorts. Wait, it you got rid of the shorts, that’s basically the definition of a nudist park/resort.