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- DirectorPatrick O'BrienStarsAriane BrandtLuke DinsdaleOne man's pencildick is another man's hackblammer - The truth that Stefan Guttenheim needed to swallow.
- 199316mUnrated4.1 (824)ShortDirectorBen AffleckStarsJay LacopoKarla MontanaJohanna McCloyA first-time feature-film director (who's also the writer and producer) is casting the lead actress. We meet him talking to his wife about the picture and the process. We meet the actress, Sandy, negotiating with her roommate and talking by phone to her mother. Then, we watch Sandy audition for the director at the call-back session; also attending are the casting director and the production company's sycophants. The wrinkle is that the director is a homicidal misogynist, his wife is tied up and hanging from the ceiling, and Sandy has something in her purse that bodes a rocky future.
- DirectorPeter WickStarsJennifer FrancePeter WickChris BlanchettMagazine Writer Phil Austin meets Stripper Becca on an interview assignment, and ends up giving her a ride to her Dad's "Survivalist" compound in the middle of nowhere.
- 19641h 22mNot Rated2.3 (5.3K)DirectorRay Dennis StecklerStarsRay Dennis StecklerBrett O'HaraAtlas KingJerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier. The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree.
- DirectorKlaus MüllerMany members of the Dutch Underground were gay and lesbian. This film pays homage to them and recounts their story.
- DirectorUlu GrosbardStarsDustin HoffmanBarbara HarrisJack WardenGeorgie Soloway, a pop hit love song writer who cannot love, himself, or others. He spends his days with various women flying his plane, and dropping in to the world around him.
- DirectorRobert McCartyStarsCarmine CaridiAndrew DuncanDan GreenburgIn this sex farce, two middle-aged pairs of aspiring swingers rent a summer cottage in Martha's Vineyard. There they sit around discussing the pros and cons of having affairs.
- StarsLeo WhiteRoyal DouglasMr, Angora, an easy-going chap, was called up by a lodge brother who knew a Corker who had a school chum visiting her. They went to call. The school chum proved to be a lemon, and when Mr. Angora wanted to talk baseball she got huffy. She preferred art and literature. On the way home Angora was on the verge of committing murder, but he decided not to. Sometime later Mr. Fyxit had another friend who had a friend, and again Mr. Angora was the goat. They went to a café where he tipped the waiter to call him on the phone. After he had been gone an hour, they decided he wouldn't be back, so Mr. Fyxit paid the check. Mr. Angora had dug up a wonderful little Flapper who had a friend. They insisted upon going to the skating rink. Angora wasn't much of a skater, but wasn't mortally injured, merely knocked out. He had lost his faith in mankind.
- 19671h 26mNot Rated4.8 (324)DirectorRichard QuineAlexander MackendrickStarsRosalind RussellRobert MorseBarbara HarrisA domineering mother and her sheltered son fly face first into love, murder, and the meaning of family in this black comedy based on Arthur Kopit's Broadway play.