Movies I Want To Punch Myself In The Cock For Sitting Through.
Movies that I KNEW would be horrible, had very little substance, were stupidly conceived or badly directed beyond belief, and had little to no redeeming factors, which for some reason beyond human comprehension, I managed to allow myself to view from start to finish in their entirety like the mindless vapid automaton that I am. One of the truest "worst" lists you'll ever see. Definitely listed from worst to bad.
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- DirectorThierry ZénoStarsDominique GarnyAn allegoric male character falls in love with his pig.
- DirectorSara SugarmanStarsLindsay LohanMegan FoxAdam GarciaA teenage girl is convinced that her home city revolves around her until her family packs up and moves to the suburbs, where she finds herself competing for attention.
- DirectorByron MabeStarsDan MartinMerci MontelloBarbara KlineA crazy mountain-man shoots down a small passenger plane. He then proceeds to stalk, torture and kill the survivors.
- DirectorJoe NussbaumStarsAlexa PenaVegaMika BooremScout Taylor-ComptonDesperate to improve their social status, four best friends enter into an all-night scavenger hunt against the popular clique in their school.
- DirectorKit RyanStarsDavid HeapAlan SmythStephen DorffDuring a heist in Russia, a professional thief finds himself dealing with serial killers, insane hostages, double-crossing psycho Russian hardmen and the real possibility of a horrible death.
- DirectorBrian Trenchard-SmithStarsDavid ArgueJohn LeyNicole KidmanA trio of teen BMX enthusiasts become entangled with a group of bank robbers after discovering their cache of walkie-talkies.
- DirectorJohan VandewoestijneStarsNick Van SuytHelga VandeveldeLet JottsA serial killer awakens from a coma and escapes from a mental hospital to kill a survivor of his slayings years ago, all the while stalking, terrifying, and killing women on the way.
- DirectorCarlton J. AlbrightStarsEdward TerryJoan RothStacy HaidukA psychotic killer convicted of multiple murders is released on parole after spending twenty years in prison. His psychosis immediately takes over and he goes on a killing spree.
- DirectorJake CashillStarsEmily ParkerKerry AissaAidan SullivanFatal Attraction between a dentist and his patient
- DirectorHarry WinerStarsJamie Lee CurtisKevin PollakKyle HowardDesperate to keep their various parents from getting divorced, a group of teenagers kidnaps them and holds them prisoner in a basement to force them to reconcile.
- DirectorTJ NordakerAndy SignoreStarsAndy SignoreBruce CronanderCrystal LeBardLionel is a custodian that longs for more. Bombarded with daily disrespect and insults from his co-workers, Lionel sets on a path of revenge and begins to brutally murder everyone in his path.
- DirectorClaudio GuzmánStarsPeter FondaMaud AdamsBilly Dee WilliamsCriminal takes hostages on the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
- DirectorRyan NicholsonStarsDebbie RochonDan EllisNathan DashwoodA pregnant prostitute is forced to have a brutal abortion in a dark back alley, an act of sheer violence that will eventually lead to a bloody revenge.
- DirectorRoss HagenJohn StewartStarsTroy DonahueRoss HagenHoke HowellClick: The Calendar Girl Killer is a thriller that probes the inner sanctum of the mind of a psychotic killer as he uses the world of big fashion photography for his sadistic playground.
- DirectorDavid SchmoellerStarsKlaus KinskiTalia BalsamBarbara WhinneryA man who runs an apartment house for women is the demented son of a Nazi surgeon who has the house equipped with secret passageways, hidden rooms and torture and murder devices.
- DirectorJason EisenerStarsRutger HauerPasha EbrahimiRobb WellsA homeless vigilante blows away crooked cops, pedophile Santas, and other scumbags with his trusty pump-action shotgun.
- DirectorPaul MooreStarsDon DigiulioJeanie CheekJennifer LeighA group of teenagers go to an inherited family farm, only to be attacked by a killer scarecrow.
- DirectorCharles WinklerStarsMalcolm McDowellGeoffrey LewisPriscilla Pointer10 years ago the perverse Dr. Russell couldn't resist the beauty of a young patient in his mental clinic and raped her one night. When she plunged herself from the roof shortly after, he described it as consequence of her heavy depressions. Now the same urge overcomes him with his new patient Sandy. He doesn't know that she's the daughter of his previous victim and that she's come for revenge.
- DirectorStephen NorringtonStarsSean ConneryStuart TownsendPeta WilsonIn an alternate Victorian Age world, a group of famous contemporary fantasy, science fiction, and adventure characters team up on a secret mission.
- DirectorDwight H. LittleStarsMorris ChestnutKaDee StricklandEugene ByrdA scientific expedition sets out for Borneo to seek a flower called the Blood Orchid, which could grant longer life. Meanwhile, they run afoul of snakes and each other.
- DirectorCrane WilburStarsVincent PriceAgnes MooreheadGavin GordonA crazed killer known as "The Bat" is on the loose in a mansion full of people.
- DirectorPaul NicholasStarsLinda BlairJohn VernonSybil DanningYoung Carol Henderson ends up in prison where she must learn how to survive in an environment plagued by violence, murder, rape, racism, drugs and staff corruption and brutality.
- DirectorPaulo DiazJil GuentherStarsMark MastenMelissa DeBacaRondi TempleStephanie, a young hospital worker, has just relocated, and settled in her new apartment in a sparsely populated apartment complex undergoing renovation. Upon her arrival, she befriends Paul, the new maintenance man at the complex, who's only too happy to help the friendly new resident move in. But just how much can you trust someone you just met, especially when he has access to freely wander the halls of your building and keys to enter your apartment at any time? The maintenance man is responsible for keeping things in working order-but what happens when his idea of order runs contrary to your own?
- DirectorVincent GalloStarsVincent GalloChloë SevignyCheryl TiegsProfessional motorcycle racer Bud Clay heads from New Hampshire to California to race again. Along the way he meets various needy women who provide him with the cure to his own loneliness, but only a certain woman from his past will truly satisfy him.
- DirectorDarrell RoodtStarsBridget MoynahanPeter WellerCarly SchroederAn American family on holiday in Africa becomes lost in a game reserve and stalked by lions.
- DirectorRodney GibbonsStarsRod SteigerLinda KozlowskiRon LeaBoy loves mother who dies giving birth. Boy kills baby brother. 50 years later boy, now doctor, sells a neighboring house cheaply to a pregnant woman who looks like his mom and wants to be her doctor. Will he also kill her unborn son?
- DirectorStu DodgeStarsBrian SmithBrian C. SmithJosh LattaWhen a freak accident strikes down a bus load of nubile cheerleaders, all hopes seem lost for the Fighting Beavers of Stinkwater High, until a crazy mortician and his idiot nephew discover that one of the corpses isn't a corpse.
- DirectorVictor SalvaStarsNathan Forrest WintersBrian McHughSam RockwellJust before Halloween, three young brothers alone in a big house are menaced by three escaped mental patients who have murdered some traveling circus clowns and taken their identities.
- DirectorRobert HiltzikStarsFelissa RoseJonathan TierstenKaren FieldsBunks and showers are a mad stabber's beat at a summer camp strictly for teens.
- DirectorJohn LydeStarsKelsey EdwardsCaitlin E.J. MeyerDanielle C. RyanFour best friends at a boarding school try to solve the brewing mystery.
- DirectorFabián ForteStarsFederico BezenzetteAlexia ZampanoGuido KrolovetskiTwo young men meet a couple of ladies and think they are in for a night of drinking and fun. Instead they descend into a nightmare of vampires, torture and harvesting of body parts.
- DirectorTom JorgensenStarsJohn DepewJoe GarlandRonald E. GilesA film crew putting together a documentary on an abandoned insane asylum finally get permission to enter the building. Once they get there, they find themselves trapped, plagued by visions of the patients who were once treated there by a religious zealot with archaic methods of therapy.
- DirectorP.J. HoganStarsToni ColletteAnthony LaPagliaLiev SchreiberA charismatic, crazy hothead transforms a family's life when she becomes the nanny of five girls whose mother has cracked from her husband's political ambitions and his infidelity.
- DirectorRobert HoustonStarsPamela AdlonGeorg OldenMichael HentzFour teens on the run from an orphanage spring a fellow orphan recently adopted by a rich family, then trash the whole house.
- DirectorSam IrvinStarsZachery Ty BryanAndrew DivoffEdward KerrA bored teenager receives a pirate adventure book from his nanny-housekeeper and is sucked into the magic story book after reading it.
- DirectorLarry ShawStarsHilary DuffChristy Carlson RomanoGary ColeA fashion-conscious youngster is horrified when she is forced to move to military school.
- DirectorJack StanisStarsJack StanisChris KerrBrianna LilavoisA group of young teens are hunted down by a crazed killer who has a strong love for the Scream franchise. One of the teens, Jack Anderson, seems to be the main target for this psychopath. He must fight to survive the killers deadly Cat and Mouse game.
- DirectorJack StanisSchyler CoghlanStarsJack StanisPamela Ray ArgandonaMichael BerdonTwo years after Jack Anderson is attacked by his crazed cousin Olivia, hes still trying to put his life back together. With the new film Kill being released, Jack and Jonathan are now celebrities. Jonathan is handeling the situation much better then Jack is. Soon after the film is released, things start to happen in a much to familiar way. Roy drive is in for a rude awakening when another killer checks into the town. This time, the killer has a love for horror movie sequels.
- DirectorJack StanisStarsJack StanisKylah HonkalaVictoria Simone5 months after Jack Anderson and Jonathan Franco were attacked by Cody and Amanda, Jack and his thought to be dead girlfriend move to Massachusetts to start a new life in a new school. Soon after their arrival, things begin to happen in a much to familiar way. A new ghostface killer has risen. This time...it's personal.
- DirectorJohn SchultzStarsSabrina CarpenterSofia CarsonNikki HahnTwo teen rival babysitters, Jenny and Lola, team up to hunt down one of their kids who accidentally runs away into the big city with no supervision.
- StarsChelsea HobbsJeremy GuilbautRobert WisdenA young woman must journey through the seasons to rescue her boyfriend who has been kidnapped by the evil Snow Queen.
- DirectorDarren SteinStarsMichael J. WillettPaul IaconoSasha PieterseWhat happens after Tanner is outed by his classmates and becomes the title "gay best friend" for three high school queen bees?
- DirectorAlex ZammStarsFrench StewartElaine HendrixTony MartinInspector Gadget returns in this sequel to the 1999 hit. A glitched Gadget once again must fight his arch nemesis, Claw, with the aid of a female Gadget: G2.
- DirectorMichael LembeckStarsElizabeth McLaughlinEllen MarlowSophie Anna EverhardA young girl tries to fit in with a clique of popular middle school girls after moving into the guest house of one of their homes.
- DirectorZach LipovskyAdam B. SteinStarsSadie StanleySean GiambroneCiara Riley WilsonHeroes Kim and Ron face the problems of starting high school as freshmen when their team gets an addition. Every hero needs a villain and one's just been sprung from prison. Will Kim save the world again or will high school bog her down?
- DirectorBertie EllwoodAmber TemplemoreStarsBrandon PereaRichard BalinMary CatalanoWhen Hunter gets sent to a dance camp, he meets the girl of his dreams and together they attempt to beat out rival Lance in the camp's competition.