Sherlock Holmes (2009)
William Houston: Constable Clark
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Quotes
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Sherlock Holmes : And chambermaids were once such a liberal breed.
Constable Clark : My wife's a chambermaid, sir.
[uncomfortable silence]
Constable Clark : Anyhow, it's a good thing she was offended, sir. Otherwise we'd never have found you.
Sherlock Holmes : Yes.
[more uncomfortable silence]
Constable Clark : Just joking about the wife, sir.
Sherlock Holmes : Ah!
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[a chambermaid enters Irene Adler's room and screams when she sees Holmes, handcuffed naked to the bed with a pillow covering his groin]
Sherlock Holmes : Madam, I need you to remain calm. And trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow, lies the key to my release.
[the Maid screams again and runs out; cut to later in a carriage]
Sherlock Holmes : Of course, she mis-interpreted my intention entirely.
Constable Clark : Naturally, sir.
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[about Blackwood coming back from the grave]
Sherlock Holmes : Have the newspapers got wind of it yet?
Constable Clark : Well, that's what we're trying to avoid, sir.
Sherlock Holmes : Certainly. What's the major concern?
Constable Clark : Panic. Sheer bloody panic, sir.
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Dr. John Watson : Who do you think won the match, Clarkie?
Constable Clark : Sir?
Dr. John Watson : The rugby match. Your boys have done a magnificent job obliterating any potential evidence.
Sherlock Holmes : Yes. But at least they never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.
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Constable Clark : Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
Sherlock Holmes : What's he done now, lost his way to Scotland Yard?