Idle Hands (1999)
Jack Noseworthy: Randy
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Quotes
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Tanya : I feel just awful the way I treated them while they were alive. Like this one time... they asked me if I would like to go on a double date. They didn't want me to bring a girlfriend. They just wanted me and the two of them... together. A sort of threesome. I thought they were 'tards or something...
[starts crying]
Tanya : So... I told them to go blow each other.
Randy : Wow! Did they?
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Randy : Oh man, I cannot believe you cock-blocked me like that. I thought we were buds!
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Randy : Idle hands are the devil's playground.
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Girl outside Burger Jungle : Like this one time they asked me to go on a double date, and I thought they were 'tards or something...
[starts crying]
Girl outside Burger Jungle : ... so I told them to go blow each other.
Randy : Wow! Did they?