wilsp-25512 Reviews

Trauma Center (2019)

IS BRUCE WILLIS ALIVE OR NOT ALIVE?

[1/10 · 23 May 2024]

One of America's premier action actors has messed up and sold hid good name for this garbage-fest of a flick.

This is the worst B W film in my memory....and I've seen all of them (I think) to date.

Filmed with one camera in an imaginary hospital where any-dam-body can come and go as they please - no problem - no worries.

One homely nurse kept a great vigil in the lobby and a single music starved Hispanic janitor made up the full staff.

Easier to put a screen play together with less characters you see? OH and don't forget there had to be bad dudes! So this trash had 2! TWO! Two whole bad guys.

Of course the minority bad guy was the brains and the white dude was the brawn and dumb as a fence post.

ANYWAY. PLEASE SEND FLOWERS TO BRUCE'S AGENT FOR MESSING WITH HIS RECORD CAREER!

DONT watch this abortion. You'll get sick.

Call up a Die Hard and enjoy Willis like you should.

Misconduct (2016)

Oh how the mighty have rusted, decayed and fallen

[1/10 · 6 February 2024]

I thought this was a worthy film.....to begin with. THEN, it happened!!!! Massive plot failure!!! It all turned to crap and confusing gibberish before our very eyes and ears. Alfred Hitchcock flipped backwards in his tomb at the theft of his camera angles which "could" have worked on a decent story line. Unfortunately there was just the one turning room thing. And it was very poorly done. The Anthony Hopkins I have known and respected for years must have been blackmailed into preforming in this fizzle of an entertainment bomb. Clearly he simply need some spare change for a pint or two with some old friends. Too bad he accepted this failure....makes him look bad.

Beast (I) (2022)

STUPID. BORING. DONE 1000 TIMES FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

[1/10 · 25 March 2023]

Honestly, how many more bad-ass, wild critters can Hollywood, Bollywood or Deadwood turn into man eating, town terrifying, village destroying, blood sucking monsters. Godzilla, King Kong, Moby's Dick, Anaconda, Bear, Birds, Jaws and the list goes on forever! The only thing that never changes is the plot. Always the same. Hell, it's more fun to watch these brain dead flicks with the sound off surrounded by good friends like Jack, Johnny and Bud, rocking the fast food, than trying to follow them. The poor African travelers portrayed in this latest Cinema graphic cringe masterpiece never stood a chance and EVERYONE knew it from first frame to title run. There should definitely be a minus star rate. Don't waste your time.

About Fate (2022)

So much stupid you'll trip on the undigested chunks!

[1/10 · 27 December 2022]

Writing about this incredible film vomit will not be easy because I actually watched the movie! This goes beyond the failure of plot or the disgustingly puke filled dialogue and takes the viewer right on to the rim of the toilet where he/she (or they,them) can stroke the ethereal goat nuts of suck! Every one of these pathetic, untalented wannabes should Force the producers to bury this trash before some other child-like non-actors get the idea that anyone can be the next John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart or Helen Mirren. PLEASE GOD don't waste a second of your valuable life stumbling through this dung heap! SERIOUSLY don't!

There are NO SPOILERS because you can't spoil bovine skat!

The Gray Man (2022)

It's hard to believe 007 is still alive and well and living in Bollywood!...

[1/10 · 20 October 2022]

You have to try REALLY hard to put every spy snippet, dippit and doo-dah into a "new" movie...BUT by god this POS movie came very close. Characters who sucked in the first hour some how managed to live long enough to suck in the second hour! Captain America trashed the honor of the shield. Billy Bob did an honorable thing for the first time in history. No honor anywhere anymore. Thank god there were actors in years gone by who left some smattering of talent smeared on the hallowed halls of Hollywood like the leftovers of walking a dog through the park. What we have, in the end, is NO new plots. No new scenes. No new new text. Nothing! Just reruns of reruns! The film Industry has crashed. If it wasn't for CGI there would be no movies. So Sad! Hopkins, Cooper, Duvall, Tracy, Bogart, Wayne...... All forgotten. ..... OH. By the way - don't expect anything from this trash. One star is gutterville!

Ambulance (2022)

Celebrating the new & improved Californicated film industry!

[1/10 · 12 October 2022]

The one movie that has it ALL! Bank robbery. Spleen surgery. Helicopter joy riding. A thousand people in the streets. A bazillion dollars in cash spread all over homeless tents. Blood on the sidewalks. Cops mauled, shot and wounded. The ULTIMATE ACTION MOVIE!! ....No plot. No need! No Direction just Death, Destruction and Mayhem. Every gun ever used in any war right on the streaming screen! Never before seen footage of undocumented bad actors pretending to be cartel gang members pretending to be good actors acting. Rated NFA (not for anyone) by an independent film agency south of LA in Mexico. Pack a lunch...more than two hours of your life you will never see again.

Sometime Other Than Now (2021)

By unanimous vote we decided this movie sucked the big one (continue please)

[1/10 · 11 October 2022]

It was there. Pretty ladies, nice visuals. Had to wait until 3/4 of the flick was gone to hear a swear word. Then nudity kicked in. A lot of booze. Got real raunchy after that. I think they fired the producers & directors but couldn't afford to start from scratch. So they put bandaids on the the beginning and dropped back 20 yards to punt the finish. Ended up losing the game, the girls the tour bus and a large measure of respect. The "lead" actors could have been saved but weren't. The plot could have been saved but wasn't. Grumpy old men don't deserve nice restaurant/motel/bar room lovers! Don't bother.

Outer Range (2022– )

RUBISH. PURE & SIMPLE TRASH!

[1/10 · 29 April 2022]

Nonexistent storyline. Plotless. Pointless. Worst acting in American history. And the soundtrack doesn't match ANYTHING! Who put this trip together? Brad Pitt should stick give it up! My god this is awful.

The Power of the Dog (2021)

ONE because you can't rate it with a ZERO

[1/10 · 3 December 2021]

This POS is beyond boring and moving way past dreadful! The plot never arrived, the lead actors didn't show up and the characters never developed!

Why did I fall for the old "just give it time" crap again. Now I'm short 2 more hours I can't afford at my age.

Don't even try to watch this abortion, you'll hate yourself for it!

NOTHING ABOUT THIS is remotely entertaining. Reviews above 3 were put there by the corporate office and do not represent actual, carbon-based life forms!

Duplicity (2009)

What a SuckMuffin!

[1/10 · 25 November 2021]

No flow to the plot. Broken into fragments. Boring as hell. In a work - Sucked!....No! I mean REALLY SUCKED! Do not waste valuable life on this punch bowl turd!

The Guilty (2021)

DON'T DEFUND POLICE -DEFEND THEM!

[10/10 · 4 October 2021]

This movie is brilliant! No need for any other review, just a comment. Those screaming for defunding cops could not, would not and should not even try to take their place. They do not understand sacrifice. They know only political rhetoric. Words with no substance. This film offers just a glimpse of the reality of law enforcement. If you aren't willing to walk their walk, then you best get silent and get out of their way! We need them.

Virgin River (2019– )

Don't nod off.....

[1/10 · 5 August 2021]

After the first season - the first few episodes actually - this ultimate "ChicFlick" literally became a thirty episode death sentence. The writers displayed no original text, no new plot twists, no exciting dips or dives! Literally "As The World Turns" with unshaven lumps and talent-free fems! Guys...she's gonna want to watch every episode! You might just consider self destruction! I believe they tried their best. Really. But, god, how many more stolen lines and day-time soap punchlines should an audience have to endure? Probably the only show ever where the canned scenery shots out flashed the flesh and blood cast! Sorry for the buzz-kill folks!

The Father (I) (2020)

Doors open but briefly.....then slam shut again!

[10/10 · 2 July 2021]

From birth the mind grows wise. Accumulating knowledge. It shares its bounty throughout life. It stays sharp and expands with every emotion a human can express. Then, when Its least expected, the colors fade. Images blur and blend. Memories travel on multiple tracks with no certain destination. Uncontrolled, thoughts entwine and imagination explodes into a new reality. Or is it? This film is a must see. A must feel. Hopkins is quite possibly the greatest actor alive today. Experience his character! Absorb him. He is us tomorrow. Or the day after.....

Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

One rotten apple.

[1/10 · 20 January 2021]

Always a shame to see De Niro drag down good actors

The Bachelors (2017)

Grief is ok but don't give it control!

[8/10 · 5 January 2021]

A father needs a son as much or maybe more than a son needs a father. Macho aside ... hug, laugh, share and love each other like the very air you breath depends on it! You only have one ticket on this ride called life. Don't blow it early on because the road can go on for a very long time. Grab you father. Call you son home. Watch this and find the lesson!

Hope Gap (2019)

Have you been here before?

[8/10 · 4 January 2021]

When two hearts go unattended and left to fend for themselves a chasm forms with the survivors at the bottom. There is only one way to go from that point and only one heart can save itself. Hollywood can't touch this form of theatre. Watch it with the fireplace burning and someone you know well. It's worth the journey. I promise.

Pay the Ghost (2015)

Less than zero.

[2/10 · 17 December 2020]

Cage has two acting personas: GOOD and SUCKS. He either knocks it out of the park or bunts down the third base line. Unfortunately in this mashup he proves to, once again, just gotta make that car payment!! Poor, tired sets. Cheap, lazy screen shots and little to no enthusiasm on anyone's part! Very sad wore out movie. Don't bother with it. Take the family out for ice cream!!

The Queen's Gambit (2020)

And then, as if by magic...real theater happened!

[10/10 · 16 December 2020]

The game is on. And it isn't over paid, steroid induced, brainless football players. Another game indeed! Chess. If you've never played it won't matter. The props, the cinematography, the plot and the drama were blended into a perfect production. My god, how refreshing it is to see a really professional film presentation! Everyone who had a part on screen was exceptional from beginning to end. It's really too bad Hollywood can't do it anymore with its part time actors turned full time political activists. If you want to be entertained & enjoy thought provoking theater this series is the perfect move for you. If not, don't worry. The same football you watched yesterday will be on tomorrow with different colored uniforms.

Serena (I) (2014)

The Smokey Mountains Are Beautiful

[2/10 · 2 December 2020]

The rest of this trash is pathetic! Jennifer Lawrence's performance lacks.... uh ...everything! Bradley was Just practicing for other things. Save some life-time and pass this one up. Make cookies with the kids or vacuum the house. Either way, you will be ahead of those who endured the wrath of this sad presentation! Chocolate chip is the best, Serena can't compete!

Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009)

Don't bother.

[1/10 · 30 November 2020]

Boring. No talent. Pathetic Rom-Com. Sorry. The truth can be painful.

Unfinished Song (2012)

How private is my love for you?

[10/10 · 28 November 2020]

So deeply private even you can't see it. Burning inside to be released but hidden from the world like wisps of smoke from an extinguished candle. Arthur's love was crusted over long ago. Sealed from the eyes of everyone around him save for his wonderful wife Marion! Terrence Stamp's performance is brilliant along with the entire cast of this visual reminder that love is a precious, fragile thing. Watch it with someone special then pass the feeling along to others.

Fisherman's Friends (2019)

A sweet delight!

[10/10 · 8 November 2020]

A joy to watch from beginning to end. Perfect for the family or to get lost in alone. Superb acting and the music is amazing! You'll want more so look up their recordings.

Little Fires Everywhere (2020)

The Children Took This One!

[2/10 · 27 October 2020]

Are you feeling depressed lately? No? Well watch this mess and get yourself a good funk going on! The kid actors did wonderfully - the adults...Not so much. Good lord was this depressing!! And if that wasn't bad enough... it simply ended! Where was the ending? Was that it? Really? Double depression! I would suggest if you have a closet to clean out or some socks to wash, just do those things and leave the tv off. You'll feel better about getting something done rather than losing that much of your life waiting for a fire somewhere ... little or otherwise!

My Cousin Vinny (1992)

It was great!

[20 October 2020]

This flick is as good today as it was the day it was released!! Characters that resonate humor without any special effects. Actors doing what acting artists do....entertain us! Two thumbs up from My Girlfriend Teri!

The Contract (2006)

Never been a bad "FreemanFlick"

[10/10 · 9 October 2020]

The man does/has it all! Mix in a good costar and boom - cinema happens. Mr. Freeman covers all the bases from old good guy to sly bad guy. And when he's behind the camera....it's always good. I'm giving this a 10. I'm not being paid. It deserves it. I've said it a few hundred times...acting is art. Freeman and Cusack are artists. I would really like to buy them a beer and discuss what happened to Hollywood.