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Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2023)
Amazing what you can do with just a 35 million dollar budget
Where do I begin? You have some incredible locations used in this movie, most of the budget went to Special effects, that's obvious.
The story is a Mystery, wrapped in a spooky thriller that uses amazing light and shadow tricks to top off a twist that will stay with you long after leaving the Theater. If possible, must be seen in IMAX. The passion the director shows bringing the charcters in this movie to life is something Hollywood needs to take note of.
I don't know how many months this will be on the big screen, but take my word, make time to see this one. I'm sure it will have plenty of Oscar buzz, but I'm sure politics will rob this movie of many awards.
All I can say is, "Must see"
It's that GOOD!!!!
Expend4bles (2023)
O Dear God this was bad!!!!!!
Every bad review on bad CGI, Laughable green screen and lame action scenes are 100% on point. Not much to add except this is the worst of the Franchise, bye a Wide Margin!!!! Same old tired plot, which is fine, but this iS cheap looking, with CRINGE dialog and wooden acting,
This is Starhams movie, not really a huge cast, couple of the gang return like Dolph and Randy Cautor, Sly sorely missing. Worst of all Megan Fox and Lame Cents, I mean tough guy 50 cents, just don't work.
Tony Ja is wasted and lone bright spot, but can't be said enough "CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP"
DONT GO SEE THIS!!!
Jacob's Ladder (2019)
This was more painful then the time I had to put my dog to sleep
This was crap, and it was garbage, and really just awful. No point to review it, all low reviews are spot on. What a piece of s#!%
Rambo: Last Blood (2019)
A little disappointed, a body count under 100???
Rambo is an old man, looking for a new challenge. I know, I'll take on a Columbian Drug lord, sounds promising. First half of the movie is slow as Rambo goes looking for his grand daughter I think? Who cares. Rambo of course ticks off a Columbian Drug lord, goes back home and waits for main villain to show up with a small army. This idiot shows up w like 50 guys, are you kidding me?? I won't spoil the ending, but it's classic Rambo in God mode. 50 guys, what an insult!!!
Rambo III (1988)
America, F@%# Yeah!
Simply put, Brilliant, Rambo shows up, blows up commies and gets the girl!!! Look, this an American Hero doing what American hero's do!!! Great Action and a plot you could care less about, unless your American!!!
Dirty Dancing (2017)
Nobody can fit Baby into the corner
First thoughts were OK this a comedy. First the actress playing Baby is terribly over weight. I felt so bad for her every second she was on the screen. The outfits they put her in could be considered a hate Crime. It was just painful. And her dancing can only be described as watching a little fat kid try and do 1 pull up. She had 0 chemistry with Johnny. The actor playing him was OK at best. The rest of the cast is given such terrible lines it wouldn't matter who was saying them. They took the same scenes from the original and not only changed the lines but added pretty much the worst lines you could imagine. Example, when baby runs to wake her father to help penny the first time BC she had gone to a shady doctor he doesn't just ignore Jhonny when he thanks him for helping Penny O no he lays into Johnny with "You disgust me" " What kind of man isn't there for his partner " and just when you think he is done, he stares at Johnny and says " I cant even look at you" and " I wouldn't let you carry my bags" There are tons of these type of hilarious over the top moments. Not to mention they turn the movie into Grease 3 ten minutes inn. There really is no point going on about the rest of the movie. If you haven't turned it off within the first 30 minutes then your obviously only watching to see just how bad of a train wreck they can really make. And just when you thought the director couldn't completely crush the soul of the original, he gives you a twist ending that will have your jaw on the floor and you muttering WTF. And after the credits roll the director pops up on screen and says "If there is any small children watching this there is No Santa Claus, your parents are actually the ones putting the presents under the tree" Thank you Saten
Alien: Covenant (2017)
Different type of Alien movie and that's a good thing
I just finished watching A.C And let me start with it was very good. Not great but good. I read a lot of reviews before going to see it and expected to dis-like it. Reviews saying things like "Boring" And how the crew are idiots. Now I will admit there are some really dumb actions taken but not enough to make the movie terrible. If people were expecting a ton of Aliens just coming out the wood work, you will be a little disappointed. Not to say that the newest Aliens are a push over. They may be more vicious then the original Xenomorph. Here is the plot with a couple of small SPOILERS. SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT So you know the basic plot from the trailers alone. She lands on planet hoping is more livable then the planet they were heading for originally to populate it with 2000 colonists plus crew. So they land and are infected with a new type of Alien which viciously kills anything that movies and is very good at it. The real story of course is weres the people that sent a distress call. But all they find is David and all the engineers dead. What makes the movie great is how David has created life and made the Aliens more than just coming from a face hugger. His programming has made him more human and sees the human race as weak and unworthy of living when he has an organism that is suppuier in every way to man. In short its a great story that really puts the Alien franchise back on track. So the crew ends up trying to survive the Xenomorphs and David who has been manipulating crew members to be in unexpected danger. The movie is high on gore and fast paced ending. With a twist that sets up sequels
Tom yum goong 2 (2013)
Another awful Sequel!
The sequel to the amazing action piece The Protector fails on every level. Tony Ja is slowly killing his career and needs to get back to basics. There is no need to mention plot because that is not why you watch a movie like this. You want action-packed fight scenes that 1 - up its predecessor not fake CGI! It looks bad and is acted even worst.
The first movie was simple, put Tony Ja against tough bad guys and get the hell out of his way! You don't need terrible actors trying to play BAD @$#%@* when we no there not like that in real life (RZA). AVOID!!! AVOID!! AVOID!! and go rent The protector if you want to see Tony Ja show what he can really do!