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Snatch (2000)
Superb!
What an excellent film, I personally think it is better than Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (which is also superb!).
People (majority of Americans) slate this movie saying it is a complete Pulp Fiction rip-off. This is rubbish, Pulp Fiction flitters between storylines, like Snatch does, but in a different time order. For example Vincent and Julius in the cafe being the final scene, but in the scene before Butch killed Vincent. Snatch does focuses upon storylines of a certain number of people, but does not flitter between time.
Brad Pitt puts in a great performance here, one of his best ever. Yes you can't always understand what he says, but that is part of his character being a 'pikey'.
An extremely funny and clever film deserves its place in the IMDb top 250 despite what some people say!
Cube (1997)
A Rubix Cube is much more interesting than this!
STAR RATING: *****Unmissable ****Very Good ***Okay **You Could Go Out For A Meal Instead *Avoid At All Costs
A group of people awake to find themselves inside a giant cubical maze, not knowing how they got there. They begin to work together to try and escape the cube. However as they move from room to room, they discover some rooms have traps and tension mounts between the members.
***SPOILERS***
A few questions need to be answered
1. Who is behind this Cube? Aliens? Government? 2. Where is this Cube situated? on Earth? In space? On another planet? 3. How the hell did they get into the Cube?
Unfortunately we fail to get an answer to any of these questions, which is annoying. Now the acting in this film is far from great, actually it is far from good. The characters were not interesting and very one dimensional. The movie seems to drag and it felt like it lasted a lot longer than the hour an half it went on for.
Now I have heard there is a Cube 2? Now I will not be racing to see it, in fact I will avoid it at all costs after watching this load of crap. One of the worst movies I have ever seen.
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The Hot Chick (2002)
AAARRRGGGGHHHHH
AVOID! AVOID AVOID!
This film is absolutely dreadful! I knew it would be after 20 minutes, but I somehow managed to sit through the rest of it. This film is just simply not funny. My mates though Adam Sandler was funny in his brief parts, but I disagree. Its total garbage! Rob Schneider's films are not usually good, but none of the others I have seen are as bad as this! Deuce Bigalow and The Animal are at least funny in places, unlike this film. And to be fair, he is funny in Big Daddy, but ruins that with this performance!
To sum up this is one of the worst films I have ever seen! Do not waste your money renting it out!
Spider-Man (2002)
Great!
I have to say this is probably the best superhero/comic book movie I have ever seen. However I have yet to see X-Men 2, which I have heard is great, but Spiderman is definately better than X-Men and the Superman films. The Batman films started off well, but by the end were laughable. I really enjoyed Spiderman and thought they told the story extremely well. I can't wait for the sequel!
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Awful
This has to be one of the worst films I have ever seen. The film is confusing throughout and then the twist at the end is terrible. I saw a trailer for this film and thought this could be a good film, boy was I wrong. Anyone who is thinking of watching this film, I say don't waste 2 hours of your time on this pitiful garbage!