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Teletubbies (1997)
I'd give this show a zero if possible.
"Teletubbies" has to be the worst TV show ever made by mankind. It's so bad that it almost makes "Barney & Friends" look like "Thomas the Tank Engine". And this show has no plot; all it has is four retarded aliens jumping around and saying retarded crap like "Eh-oh" and "Again again". I've seen better plot lines from "Oobi". Oh, and wasn't that purple alien Tinky-Winky accused of being homosexual? I'm surprised this show did not make it on TV Guide's Top 50 Worst TV Shows of all time. Even as a toddler, I hated it. If you want a better show for kids, watch something that actually makes sense like "Sesame Street", "Thomas the Tank Engine", or "Mister Roger's Neighborhood". They are much better than this garbage.
Disaster Movie (2008)
Words can't describe how bad this POS of a film is.
In fact, this is possibly the worst film I've ever seen. We were already tortured by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's horrible works in the past such as "Date Movie", "Epic Movie", and "Meet the Spartans", so we don't need another movie from them. But no! They had the guts to make matters worse and make another movie (they're currently making a "Twilight" spoof as well).
At least the creators got the title right, for this was a disaster! And no, I'm not saying this is a disaster as in a lot of disastrous scenes happening (such as the apocalypse), I'm saying "disaster" as in this is a horrible film! I've seen better parody movies than this such as "Spaceballs", "Airplane", and hell, even the "Scary Movie" movies.
"Disaster Movie" is a parody of the remake of "Cloverfield". Four friends struggle to survive a series of unfortunate events along with characters from movies that were popular during the time the film was being made (ex. Enchanted, Juno, Indiana Jones, The Incredible Hulk, etc.) The jokes were corny and too YouTube Poop-related. In fact, the only scene that made me laugh is where Hannah Montana gets crushed by an asteroid (considering I'm a heavy hater of that show), but even that can't save this "disaster". But this movie gets even worse once you get to the end, where all of the characters sing a song of having sex with characters of the same sex orientation. That is considered PG-13 material?! This is almost as ridiculous as those sex references from "Transformers 2", another PG-13 movie.
This movie is the worst thing since soap operas. Before I end this review, I'd like to say something to Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer: for the sake of humanity, STOP making movies.
Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends (1984)
Best TV show ever.
I'm currently 14 years old, and I still love this show, and I don't care what anyone else thinks. I've been a fan of "Thomas the Tank Engine" ever since I was born. In fact, I grew up with this show. It's about a blue tank engine named Thomas who lives on the Island of Sodor with all of his friends. He goes out on adventures whether pulling passengers or shunting freight cars in the quarry. I own a lot of videos and DVDs of this show, but the first Thomas tape I've ever watched in my life could be possibly "Thomas Gets Tricked".
My favorite character from this show would be Percy the small green engine. Some evidence from that is green is my favorite color and I like the number 6. My other favorite characters include James, Edward, Toby, and Thomas himself. Overall, "Thomas the Tank Engine" is a timeless classic that can be enjoyed by any person of any age. This is the best show ever.
Final Score: 100/100 (Awesome)