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Alaskan Killer Bigfoot (2021)
The biggest hoax of the century on television.
Alaskan Killer Bigfoot is nothing but a hoax. The creature is called Nantinaq which clearly doesn't exist. It can change appearance, is highly aggressive to people and sinks boats. This people who are the main cast are just faking it because it never appears. They just talk about the history of state and all that.
The night time parts look promising but actually not because they fake the noises, footprints and bended trees.
They mostly do fishing and barbecues in the forest and it's more like a wildness and historical show than paranormal investigation show.
In my opinion they should have travel to the mainland America because that's where the regular Bigfoot legend is and lot more realistic than this Nantinaq.
Pixels (2015)
Very bad movie about video games.
This is ridiculous and boring. Aliens use video game characters to attack Earth. The plot is poorly done. The jokes were garbage and lame.
Pac Man biting his creator's hand was dull. Bad performance and even worse battles appeared as well. Its truly awful and contains inappropriate themes. The President is very dumb and he fights too with other people. Seriously? It's a mix of everything. The fact that Q Bert turned into Lady Lisa at the end and had baby versions of Q Bert was way too much for me. The Donkey Kong was truly bad too. One of the issues was that its too long.
Summary
Don't brother watching this movie.
Dark Shadows (2012)
Kinda decent.
I watched this film and its poorly done. The story was okay but needed stronger action to make it better. The part when Barbaras feed on the construction workers is rather good in performance. The entirety of the movie shows talking and not much more. The night fight at the end was fine but was pretty poor quality in the twist that the mistress's daughter turned into a werewolf during the fight against the witch. The ending is absolutely terrible. Barbaras meets Victoria who turned into his dead wife who died centuries ago and it ends after that.
Some parts with the main character Barbaras were extremely good but not others.
I say give it a try.
Wind River (2017)
A stunning murder mystery movie that makes you feel like you're inside it
This is an absolutely stunning, amazingly performance and suspenseful murder mystery. The music and snow was so realistic I felt myself inside the story. The acting was beautifully presented well. I was immediately glued as I watch the beginning. It's excellent and very good at drawing people in to watch it.
A young woman is running away in the snow and nobody knows what is happening. She's found dead the next morning and a FBI agent is sent to investigate her death. The medical examiner cannot put homicide on the death certificate so the agent and a wildlife officer decided to work together to solve the murder. They travelled to many locations. I'm not going to reveal anymore about the movie.
Overall a masterpiece in crime movies.
Clowntergeist (2017)
Quite good horror film.
This is actually quite good for a horror movie. It's kinda scary and cool. It's very suspenseful at the beginning and later on. A girl is bleeding and is feeling sick. She goes to her uncle's house to seek shelter but her time is up and the clown kills her. Emma and her friend are about to leave town because its the summer holidays but decided to stay a bit longer. Emma is stalked by the clown multiple times and must end it at the ice cream parlour. She kills the clown but she and the girl's father decided to let the ice cream van driver who's the master of the clown leave the building and it ends.
The ending is a bit bad but overall worth watching.
Cell (2016)
Worst adaptation of a Stephen King novel.
This movie is the worst Stephen King movie ever.
The airport part looks kinda okay but the entire thing is so slow. The survivors were just running away most of the time. The zombies were very poor in terms scares. The all star cast failed to save this ridiculous story.
Phones are suddenly making strange sounds and people transform into zombies. Afterwards the main character Clay send a text to his wife. Wait a minute. Phones caused the apocalypse and he just uses the phone without getting infected.
The rest is so boring and slow.
The ending is so bad it looks like the novel ending but it is discovered that Clay gets infected too.
The worst movie Stephen King written ever!
Into the Grizzly Maze (2015)
A disappointing animal slasher movie.
I saw this and it look kinda scary and cool but as soon as I watch the first half a hour I was very disappointed. The idea of a killer bear eating people and going on a rampage might have been OK if they didn't it appeared a few times and having a cast I don't even know. The bear wasn't scary just lame. The gore was very weak it was a low budget movie. The fighting against the bear was very bad because they just ran away multiple times instead of trying to shoot it. The running time was extremely poor and painful.
Great idea but they ruined it completely with awful drama, action, jumpscares and weak gore.
A Christmas Horror Story (2015)
Brilliant Christmas Movie
This movie is so good regarding the stories. It has a very good plot. It's beautifully presented with the four stories. The best stories were the Santa fighting zombie elves and Krampus followed by the family trip ruined by Krampus then the ghost story and finally the changeling story.
There's an all star cast and plenty of jumpscares.
The director and production team really done an fantastic job with this movie. The opening scene music was amazing. The antagonists of the movie were absolutely stunning. The ending was amazing and strange at the same time.
However the only problem I found is they switch the stories meaning you see an jumpscare and then it's a part of a different story. Apart from that it's brilliant.
If you are looking for a Christmas movie to watch with your girlfriend or boyfriend on a Christmas date or you want to watch something when the kids are in bed then this is the movie for you.
Shakespeare & Hathaway: Private Investigators (2018)
Best BBC crime drama ever!
This show is brilliant and hilarious! The show contains the hilarious Lou Shakespeare and Frank Hathaway who are making jokes during serious events.
Their assistant Sebastian was funny. It's about the two private investigators who solve murders and other crimes in a village. In the first episode Lou is accused of murder. During the episode she sprays Frank in the face with deodorant because she thought it was the murderer.
Frank always makes jokes about the fast food Lou buys.
It's a shame the actress playing DI Marlow was removed. The show contains crimes and comedy. This is a brilliant mix of mystery and comedy.
Shame the BBC cancelled it after four series.
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Alien 2 - Sulla Terra (1980)
The worst knock off version of Alien
This is so painfully slow. The beginning is pretty bad. I was excited to see the xenomorphs but was bitterly disappointed to finally see them. They were covering the xenomorphs most of the time. When the facehugger appeared I didn't see the full creature at all just the mouth. Another problem was the slow acting. Unrecognisable actors were very bad. The bowling alley scene was very annoying. They show the Alien though it's view point. So basically I barely saw the fake xenomorph or xenomorphs it was hard to tell. The eggs looked like rocks instead of fleshy eggs.
This is the worst knock off version of Alien sequel ever produced. So avoid watching it at all.
Oppenheimer (2023)
How did this appear?
This movie is so overrated for a silly colourful and black and white nonsense. This movie contains nudity and drug use. It's just a biography of Oppenheimer what's so exciting about that? The bang was very loud.
Basically no action, fun and drama. Christopher Nolan managed to make a boring film that basically brainwashed people into spending lots of money on a 3 hour film. 3 hours must have make some people sleep in the cinemas. The film is slow, inappropriate and boring.
It should have never been filmed. People in the masses watching it like it's the hottest thing ever. I'm sorry to burst your bubble but it's not the hottest thing ever.
It looks more like a crime film from the 50s.
So don't watch it on a date unless you want to break up with your boy/girlfriend.
Don't buy it and avoid.
Teletubbies (2022)
Why did it come back?
I'm extremely disappointed with this comeback. The Teletubbies are very annoying, silly and do the same thing again and again.
Most of the show is just footage of children doing everyday activities and the Teletubbies don't do much at all.
I wonder why the BBC decided to bring back the show. Possibly because its the only way to make money. They managed to reinvent the Teletubbies and made it worse the original.
The shows is very short and has similar features in every episode. The Teletubbies mostly put on the TV which is the worst part of it.
So seriously don't waste your time with the Teletubbies.
Psychotic (2012)
The worst horror movie ever
This movie is inappropriate, stupid, inappropriate, long and boring. The first problem is the security guard raped the female doctor. That's just bad taste and very inappropriate. Second problem is the actors were unrecognisable. Third problem is the unexplained cause of breakout at the asylum. Fourth the jumpscares, gore, action and music were very lame. The crazy patient also attacked the doctor. There was inappropriate sexual references in the doctor's office. The little girl found in the basement was silly. The ending was very bad and stupid. The female patient kills the doctor to silence her and escape. The little girl tells the police to check the ambulance but it is too late. The patient is watching from a close distance but the police don't notice. This movie should be banned. In the meantime avoid this title on freevee and other streaming services. It's absolutely rubbish.