ape-08136 Reviews

Where the Scary Things Are (2022)

Hmmmmmmm what to say

[3/10 · 21 July 2022]

It's like they tried to make a scary Sandlot movie with a $20 budget. I don't know what else to say. It's not the worst I've seen. I mean it's better then those damn hobbit walking movies and Hardcore Henry those suck.

The Desperate Hour (2021)

Not to shabby

[7/10 · 1 March 2022]

I totally didn't expect to get sucked into this movie. Some how I did tho. I would have scored it a lil higher had it not been for all the running. Worth a watch for sure.

Gold (I) (2022)

Terrible movie

[4/10 · 26 February 2022]

Bad movie with a satisfying ending. Karma is a b word for sure. Movie drags it's feet but I found the end good. It's not a movie u have to see every second of. So if u was to have it on in the background or while your cleaning house and stop to pay attention every once and while and catch about half of it u will be fine.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

Wtf happened

[1/10 · 25 February 2022]

Wtf happened to this franchise. I never thought Texas Chainsaw Massacre would go WOKE. Kinda makes ya wanna root for Leatherface. The entire movie I'm lost for words.

Superhost (2021)

Not to shabby

[5/10 · 23 February 2022]

This movie had to be filmed in 2017. Towards the end we see his phone and it reads Monday March 20th. That date lands in 2017. So it must have taken a few yrs to get it released since it was released in 2021. Not a bad movie it's worth a watch.

Evil at the Door (2022)

Ver very very very Purge light

[1/10 · 22 February 2022]

This is what u get if the Purge only had a $100 budget. Idk what else to say about it. Audio isn't that great and the music is an acquired taste for sure. Watch this if u have nothing else to watch I've seen porn with better acting lmao.

Shut In (I) (2022)

So so movie buuuuuuut

[6/10 · 19 February 2022]

Not a great movie by any stretch but it's worth watching. The little girl steals the whole movie. She is so damn adorable. That kid and apples lmao "Mommy I found 1 it was hiding".

Shattered (II) (2022)

Worth a watch

[6/10 · 21 January 2022]

This is a copy and paste of a couple other movies I've seen. If I'm not mistaken Keanu Reeves was in 1 similar. Hot chic shows up and screws up guy. Some end differently but this 1 had a spot I kinda didn't see coming at the end.

The Surprise Visit (2022)

What in the meth head is this

[6/10 · 18 January 2022]

Not the worst movie I ever seen. Nowhere near the best either. It's worth a watch. It's a basic dude forces his dumbass girlfriend into a robbery. He lies to her thru out the entire thing. I can't wrap my head around how this methed out crackhead thinks he can run off to Mexico with her on a handful of jewelry. Excited over what he calls 7gs.

Sex Appeal (2022)

Worth a watch

[7/10 · 17 January 2022]

I'm a sucker for a rom com. This 1 is a bit cheesy but in good ways. Follows the templets of so many others but this is a lil unique. Female lead is really pretty and pulls off the pretty brainy girl.

See for Me (2021)

Worth a watch

[7/10 · 13 January 2022]

Pretty intriguing and interesting. They hired a real life blind girl to play this part. The relationship she makes with the See for me operator made the movie.

Settlers (2021)

Don't overthink this 1

[2/10 · 7 January 2022]

It's best not to overthink the movie. A good deal of this movie makes no sense. I started to notice lil things. This is a movie to have on while your cooking dinner or cleaning the house. Not 1 that u need to watch every second of for sure.

The Little Mermaid (2018)

Worth a watch

[6/10 · 10 December 2021]

I'm confused how was this made and Disney.let it happen or have a hand in it. It's not a bad movie. Different spin on the old tale. I guess they got away with it by not using names from Disney.

Devil's Triangle (2021)

Somebody should sue

[4/10 · 5 December 2021]

This is what happens when combine Aquaman and Black Panther together with a $5 budget. It's just barely watchable. I wouldn't go out of your way to watch it but if you stumble across it and wanna have something on in the background while cleaning.

Screwballs II (1985)

Very very 80s movie

[5/10 · 5 December 2021]

Has all the 80s sexual comedy tropes Names nudity music. It's super funny to go back and watch these type movies thru 2021 lens. They could never really make these type today and get away with it.

Antidote (I) (2021)

Interesting

[5/10 · 29 November 2021]

This movie isn't near as bad as others on here say it is. It has a interesting spin to it I didn't see coming. It's not a great movie by any stretch but it's much better then a lot I've watched. I'm not mad I watched it like I was with Hardcore Henry that movie sucked.

The Spore (2021)

What even was this

[1/10 · 23 November 2021]

Top 5 worst movies of all time that I've seen. Confusing is an understatement. Very jumbled up it's like a handful of stories that are linked due to the spores.

Free Guy (2021)

Worth a watch for sure

[10/10 · 16 October 2021]

I laughed so hard watching movie. I kept thinking this is a PG13 version of GTA. I wonder how much they paid Disney to use 2 parts in this movie. I'm gonna watch it a couple more times to see if I notice stuff in the background like in Ready Player One. I just looked it up and should have known I guess I had a duh moment 20th Century is part of the Fox which Disney owns now so duh lmao.

Death Racers (2008 Video)

Much Clown Love

[7/10 · 6 September 2021]

I've seen worst big budget movies. I liked it due to being a huge ICP fan. If ICP wasn't in it I wouldn't much care.

Lady Driver (2020)

Days of Thunder lite

[7/10 · 4 September 2021]

I don't understand the hate this movie is getting. I mean it's no Days of Thunder but its worth a watch. It doesn't pretend to be more than it is. Simple feel good movie. Another 1 like it is called Dirt same basic movie but with a if memory serves correct black kid and trophy trucks.

Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)

Not to shabby

[8/10 · 12 June 2021]

Not sure how they gonna get a 3rd movie. Pretty much the same as the 1st. I really tried not to enjoy this 1 as well yet here we are still a lot like the Step Up movies come to think of it with all the dancing kinda the same movie still worth a watch tho.

Pitch Perfect (2012)

Solid movie

[8/10 · 12 June 2021]

This is Step Up with singing. I tried so hard to not like this movie but by the end I enjoyed the ride don't get me wrong u see the end coming cause it's a feel good movie they should end like this.

Remember Me (I) (2019)

Feel good movie

[7/10 · 1 June 2021]

I thought I was a hopeless romantic but I don't hold a candle to this dude. Funny and sad no doubt he loves Lilly.

Those Who Wish Me Dead (2021)

I don't understand the hate

[9/10 · 31 May 2021]

Good movie was it perfect no but it made ya feel good by the end. Worst part was that Angelina Jolie needs to eat a few Big Macs every once and a while. Poor woman is way to skinny.

Blindfire (2020)

Conversation starter

[5/10 · 31 May 2021]

This movie kinda pissed me off. The acts that set this event in motion seem to have been glossed over to push a narrative. The cop did what he was trained to do. With the facts he had and what he seen only 1 outcome was possible. I hope in real life the missing piece was held accountable for setting everything in motion. I'm trying not to give any spoilers here it's worth a watch.