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Apocalypto (2006)
10/10
Amazing
10 December 2006
Mel Gibson has done it again, I really don't give a **** about what people say about him. He is my personal hero, the way he recreated this civilization on film was breathtaking. Cause this is what the Maya people did, they did cut the hearts of their own unwilling people to show their appreciation to the gods. They were brutal and they were savages. And the message does represent what is happening in the world today. The beginning of this movie is funny and really makes you like the characters. You believe it, you recognize it. It doesn't feel like a movie, it feels like life. But it isn't all fun and games, yes this is a gory film. There are scenes where they cut out men's hearts and put it on a pillar as it slowly stops beating. The people cheer as the executioner decapitates the sacrifice and rolls his head down a gigantic aztec temple. But it is not truly gory, the idea is yes. This is a romantic action thriller that sumbits you to a world of adrenaline. Do yourself a favor and the box office and see this movie.
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10 Items or Less (2006–2009)
7/10
Hilarious
8 December 2006
This show has so many things we have all been waiting so long for, but most of all, it has gut busting comedy. I found myself constantly cracking up each time i watch this. Its like I have already connected with the characters, which are all funny.

The episodes so far have been hilarious, smart, and well acted. After watching 10 minutes of this you will find yourself wanting to work at a supermarket. You cant like this show, you love it. I pretty much have no idea what the characters names are but I know their personalities. Probably more than I should. do yourself a favor and glue yourself to your TV and tivo watching 10 items or less.
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Virus (1999)
1/10
Jamie Lee Curtis was right
7 December 2006
Jamie Lee Curtis was right when she said this movie was a piece of ****. The plot is unoriginal and stupid, the acting was near unbearable. I don't understand why, when the people making this film didn't realize how bad this was. I mean seriously, 8 years ago is not that different from now. how could they not realize how much of a pathetic excuse for a movie this is. its like a 2000 dollar budget film by the look of it. Im seriously,this was so terrible. The last and final thing I couldn't figure out was how I managed to sit through this entire movie without ripping my out out with a spoon. If I had a chance to go back in time and not watch this movie I would of taken it.
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8/10
Star Wars finished with a bang!
11 November 2006
This movie was truly the best of the six. The digital effects, the actors, the anticipation. so much. Everyone in the audience probably knew what would happen, Obi Wan and Anakin would fight and Obi Wan would win. Its the way it is, but people around me were still surprised, i was surprised. This movie was so amazing, The tremendous build up to the greatest fight in cinema history. I am serious, there is no other movie i have ever seen, and i have seen quite a lot. The duel between anakin and obi wan was so awesome. I personally own the movie and every time I watch when the fight begins, my blood gets riled up. I start humming to the music. Also Yoda and Sideous fighting was incredible. To sum it up. if you are a fan of star wars see this movie. your jaw will drop. if you aren't a fan of star wars then... **** you!
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