When I say Hit Man is boring to the max, I don't mean it like I normally do, where it's a struggle to get through because it can't hold my attention. It's more that the filmmaking and style is so bland and muted. What I watched uses 1% of the potential from the perspective of directing, editing and camerawork. Movies can do so much, this does the absolute basic minimum.
I could feel the Netflix-level movie quality within the first 5 minutes. It's not cinematic at all. 90% of this movie is narration or a two-person conversation, usually in a both of some sort, with regular cuts back and forth to each character. This is what I mean when I say boring. Zero imagination or ingenuity.
Some people might still be able to enjoy it, but all I'm left with is a barely serviceable romantic-comedy which could barely make me chuckle. And I'm pretty sure it's dumb and illogical if you think about it for more than a second, but I didn't care enough to pick at the flaws.
This is not worth your time. Just more streaming movie garbage.
(1 viewing, 6/7/2024)
I could feel the Netflix-level movie quality within the first 5 minutes. It's not cinematic at all. 90% of this movie is narration or a two-person conversation, usually in a both of some sort, with regular cuts back and forth to each character. This is what I mean when I say boring. Zero imagination or ingenuity.
Some people might still be able to enjoy it, but all I'm left with is a barely serviceable romantic-comedy which could barely make me chuckle. And I'm pretty sure it's dumb and illogical if you think about it for more than a second, but I didn't care enough to pick at the flaws.
This is not worth your time. Just more streaming movie garbage.
(1 viewing, 6/7/2024)
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