- Chris Carey: Okay, there's no way White Chicks would work in real life, man.
- Bud Malone: I'm telling you...
- Chris Carey: They look like bleached Ninja Turtles.
- Bud Malone: Bruh. Matter of fact, this lady right here, that could be a brother.
- Chris Carey: That's ridiculous. Okay. watch this. Excuse me, miss?
- Zoo Recruiter: Yes?
- Chris Carey: Are you a black man?
- Zoo Recruiter: No.
- Chris Carey: Case in point.
- Chris Carey: Chris Carey! From high school biology class! You know, Crazy Chris?
- Maria Li: Um...
- Chris Carey: Retard Chris?
- Maria Li: Oh!
- Chris Carey: Yeah! How the hell are you?