The Bad Guys (2022)
Anthony Ramos: Piranha
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Quotes
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Piranha : Santo cielo, that's a lot of po-po!
Tarantula : Uh, Pirahna? Did we forget something?
Piranha : What?
Mr. Shark : The present. You know.
Piranha : Oh, um... Of course I didn't forget.
[Farts]
Tarantula : You know you fart when you lie, right?
Piranha : What- no! I fart when I'm nervous.
Tarantula : Yeah! Nervous about lying!
Piranha : [Stomach gets gassy] Sorry.
Mr. Shark : Piranha!
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Piranha : Crazy is what I bring to the party, chico!
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[repeated line]
Piranha : Surprise!
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Diane Foxington : [as The Crimson Paw, uncovers hoodie]
Mr. Wolf : [all] Diane?
Piranha : But how do you know how to do all that kick kick punch punch?
Mr. Wolf : Wait a sec, you're The Crimson Paw? The queen of cons, acrobatic swiss army knife; stole the Zumpango diamond, twice, once for profit second time just for fun. Never identified, never caught.
Diane Foxington : [Chuckles] Guess I'm still the best bad guys the world has ever seen.
Diane Foxington : [Looks at rip on suit] Ugh. At least I used to be
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Piranha : A giant butt!
Professor Marmalade : Huh? Uh, it's-- it's not a butt. It's a lamp! In the shape of the Love Crater Meteorite, my greatest-...
Piranha : I wonder whose butt it is.
Mr. Wolf : Uh...
Professor Marmalade : Once again, it's not a butt, thank you. It's a heart. Now, as I was saying...
Piranha : Then why does it have cheeks?
Mr. Shark : Shut it!
Piranha : What? I've never seen a heart with cheeks.
Professor Marmalade : It's not a...
Piranha : Booty!
Professor Marmalade : It's not a butt! Not a butt!
Piranha : Does he know what a butt is?