The Death of Superman (2018 Video)
Jerry O'Connell: Superman
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Quotes
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Ma Kent : Then there was the girl on the swim team. Laurel, Laura... Um...
Pa Kent : Lori. Lori Lemaris. I remember her. She was quite a catch.
Clark Kent : Pa!
Ma Kent : Clark's right. Maybe we shouldn't talk about her. I *am* serving halibut.
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Wonder Woman : Clark, flank me!
Superman : Seriously, Diana. We need to use code names in the field.
Wonder Woman : You just called me "Diana".
Superman : But that's what you want to be called.
Wonder Woman : You *want* to be called Superman? Sounds like even your ego is super strong.
Superman : I just don't need my real name public. Besides... I like Superman.
Wonder Woman : Because "Wonder Man" sounds like we're married?
Superman : No. Because she gave it to me.
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Ma Kent : Well, you wouldn't be the first young lady to break his heart.
Clark Kent : *TMI*, Ma!
Lois Lane : Oh, now, we're getting to the good stuff.
Ma Kent : Well, first there was Lana, lovely girl, lived next door. She'd come over once in a while, not... Not like Pete Ross. I mean, he was there every day.
Pa Kent : I always wondered about that boy.
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Clark Kent : You had that interview with your super friend. I know what that means.
Lois Lane : In here.
[Pushes him in the closet]
Clark Kent : You're always on fire after seeing him. Should I be jealous?
Lois Lane : I think it's the tights.
Clark Kent : I can pick up a pair if that's all it takes.
Lois Lane : Perfect. Wear 'em on our trip to the Hamptons this weekend.
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Wonder Woman : [Regarding Lois] Funny how you use her actual name, but don't allow her to know yours.
Superman : It's a complicated relationship... kind of like how ours was.
Wonder Woman : It was nice for a while.
Superman : Yes, it was...
Wonder Woman : It's just as well. I wasn't very good at playing this masquerade of yours.