- Johnny Carson: "Brett followed Hilary to the buffet, hypnotized with her radiance. 'What does a goddess eat?', he wondered. Practically everything, he found out."
- Johnny Carson: "Hilary had known love; Hilary had known passion. Hilary was listed in the yellow pages under 'takeout'."
- Johnny Carson: "Making love should be like a romantic Julio Iglesias album, Brett said: Fifteen minutes on each side."