- Gru: When you guys tracked me down after responding to my Ad, my first thought was: "Where did all these little tater-tots come from, and where did they find so much Denim?"
- Gru: One day, I hope to fake my own death to escape the authorities.
- Wild Knuckles: Shoot for the moon, kid. Shoot for the moon.
- Gru: [shouting awkwardly] Distinguished villains, my name is Gru! I I feel like I'm talking too loud, even though our proximity doesn't require this kind of volume!