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Quotes
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Lyman Ellis : [Elena is basking in the sun] And how is my favorite unreal housewife?
Louise Ellis : [takes off sunglasses] Well, I was hoping you'd have caught a ride out of town on mama's broom.
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Nolan Ross : Are we Italian now?
Louise Ellis : Oh, we will be, in about eight shakes of a turkey leg.
[glances at watch]
Louise Ellis : More or less. Because what is the wedding of the century without an equally extravagant honeymoon?
Nolan Ross : Italy, huh? Whereabout?
Louise Ellis : Wherever the espresso's hot and the men are hotter.
Nolan Ross : Well, I hear Florence is nice this time of year.
Louise Ellis : Great! So pack a bag or just a credit card. My jet's getting fueled up as we speak so we'll be good to go within the hour.
[Nolan's phone rings]
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Louise Ellis : Look, I realize you did me this huge favor, for which I'm eternally grateful, but I wouldn't have married you if I didn't like you. And, yes, I got control of my money, but... I also got a friend in the process.
Nolan Ross : What are you saying?
Louise Ellis : I'll have my lawyer draft divorce papers and set you free.
Nolan Ross : [scoffs] Louise. It's... it's not that at all. I... I love spending time with you, and... Italy sounds perfect, but...
Louise Ellis : There's that 'but' again. And not the 'looks good in those pants' kind.
Nolan Ross : Okay, today... something important came up. And the thing is... Emily and I...
Louise Ellis : [gasps] No! You're sleeping together?
Nolan Ross : No, no, no. Uhm, Emily and I... Oh, God, how do I explain this?
