Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
Love Taps (2015)
Angie Harmon: Jane Rizzoli
Quotes
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Vince Korsak : [reading a threatening text] "You home wrecking asshole! I'll cut off your..." OOOH!
Jane Rizzoli : That's some colorful language
Nina Holiday : Definitely not medical advisable
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Vince Korsak : Nice jacket
Jane Rizzoli : It was all Maura's idea
Maura Isles : I never mentioned fringe
Vince Korsak : Victim is at the bottom of the hill
Maura Isles : Thank you, sergeant
[and walks away]
Vince Korsak : You're messing with her?
Jane Rizzoli : [giggles] Yeah! I am making a point and it's always so much more fun to amuse myself while I do it
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Maura Isles : These are spiral fractures. The twisting pattern is caused by pressure being exerted by a moving object
Jane Rizzoli : Like someone was stepping on his fingers?
Maura Isles : That would account for the pattern. In fact I believe it's likely that the damage was done by a rubber soled hiking boot
Jane Rizzoli : Dr. Isles! Are you actually speculating about how this damage was inflicted?
Maura Isles : I don't need to speculate. I have science
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Jane Rizzoli : Are you sure we're talking about Ma? 'cause that is shockingly rational advice
Maura Isles : What? Your mother can be very rational
Jane Rizzoli : We're talking about the same person who thinks she started the Led Zeppelin riot in 1975
Maura Isles : [giggles] Well, we can't proof she didn't
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Jane Rizzoli : Okay, well you said that keeping your farther's secret is the reason that you break out in hives when you tell a lie, right?
Maura Isles : It's a working hypothesis
Jane Rizzoli : Okay, so let's test it out. Lie to me!
Maura Isles : What?
Jane Rizzoli : Yeah. Say something. Anything! But make it big, so it counts. And then we'll see if you break out in hives
Maura Isles : Jane...
Jane Rizzoli : LIE TO ME!
Maura Isles : [hesitates] I really like your new jacket. Fringe has always been one of my favorite
Jane Rizzoli : [Gasps] Ooh! Are you itchy?
Maura Isles : Not yet
Jane Rizzoli : [mobile buzzes, reads text] Okay, I got to go. But, this is good! Keep lying alright?
[starts walking away]
Jane Rizzoli : Keep it up. Maybe it's a breakthrough or something. Oh, hey, that whole fringe jacket thing? I'm not keeping it. I was just messing with you
Maura Isles : [to herself] Jane, I love it when you play pranks on me
[and looks for the hives on her arm]
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Vince Korsak : Hey, are you free tomorrow night?
Jane Rizzoli : Yes! Anything to get me out of Frankie's apartment
Vince Korsak : Are you at each other's throats?
Jane Rizzoli : Yes, he's just like, you know "Don't drink my beer", "Put your pizza box away". He is bossier than Ma
Vince Korsak : Well, it is his apartment
Jane Rizzoli : Oh, that's nice! Take his side! What's tomorrow night?
Vince Korsak : You want to meet Kiki?
Jane Rizzoli : Well, it's about time
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Jane Rizzoli : Just so you know... the fringe is always here for you.
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Nina Holiday : 26, 27, no 28
Jane Rizzoli : What's up?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Uh, you're not gonna believe this!
Nina Holiday : 29
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : No way
Nina Holiday : 30
Jane Rizzoli : What's going on?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Nina unlocks Stuarts phone and it's weird: there's no email, no calendar programs, no apps but there is a lot of texts
Nina Holiday : 31
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Now that's just greedy
Jane Rizzoli : 31 what?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Women!
Jane Rizzoli : What?
Nina Holiday : Not just women. Girlfriends! 32
Jane Rizzoli : Stuart Crane had 32 girlfriends?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Stuart wasn't just reading Don Juan. The guy was Don Juan