The Crazy Ones (TV Series)
The Spectacular (2013)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Sydney Roberts
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Quotes
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Sydney Roberts : Um, Dad? A guy just delivered a box of ducklings to your office.
Simon Roberts : They're here! It's for my pro bono project.
Sydney Roberts : You mean we're not getting paid.
Simon Roberts : But I'm saying it in Latin, so it has a certain gravitas.
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Sydney Roberts : Well, why are you raising the ducks?
Simon Roberts : Because they can't take care of themselves sweetheart.
Sydney Roberts : No, I mean: why you?
Simon Roberts : Some people see me as I am and ask why.
Sydney Roberts : Can I get a straight answer?
Simon Roberts : No, but you can get a gay one - because ducks are fabulous! I say it like that because Gay Brad is out today. I suppose he's out every day, really.
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Simon Roberts : There was once a man named Michael. Last name Angelo.
Sydney Roberts : Michelangelo.
Simon Roberts : Yes. And when he was sculpting his David, do you think he finished the torso and went "Hey, va bene, tutti finito"?
Sydney Roberts : Guessing not.
Simon Roberts : No, he slapped the penis on that Adonis and the rest was a-history, you know what I'm saying?
Sydney Roberts : I need a penis?
Simon Roberts : That's my girl. Sydney, there's magic in you. I've known that since the moment you were born. I looked down and said, "Oh, my God..."
Sydney Roberts : She's missing a penis.
Simon Roberts : But I still named you Sydney.