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Quotes
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Teddy Roosevelt : You're done your job. It's time for your next adventure!
Larry Daley : I have no idea what I'm going to do tomorrow.
Teddy Roosevelt : [reassuring] How exciting.
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[from trailer]
Sir Lancelot : You always put the monkey in charge?
Larry Daley : Oh, he's not in charge, we're just following him.
Sir Lancelot : That's what being in charge means.
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Larry Daley : I'm Half-Irish, Half-Jewish, so...
Merenkahre : You are! I love Jews! We owned 40,000 of them!
Shepseheret : Such lovely people.
Ahkmenrah : Here we go...
Larry Daley : They were very happy, always singing with candles...
Larry Daley : Yeah. They really weren't happy.
Shepseheret : Really?
Larry Daley : No, they left. They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.
Shepseheret : Oh!
Larry Daley : Yeah, we have dinner once a year and talk about it. It's a big deal.
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Merenkahre : You are speaking to the Pharaoh. Kiss my staff!
Larry Daley : Oh, uh... is it okay if I don't?
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[from trailer]
Larry Daley : You know what you have to do?
Laa : Stay.
Larry Daley : That's right, just make sure she stays in there.
[Laa is blocking the security guard door]
Tilly : You better let me out! What are you staring at? What, have you never seen a beautiful, attractive, gorgeous woman before... who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much.
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[from trailer]
Laa : Dada!
Larry Daley : No, no, i'm not your dada. Yes, we look similar.
Laa : Dada.
Larry Daley : No touching.
[He slaps Laa's hand]
Larry Daley : Stop it.
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Larry Daley : These guys depend on me.