Get Hard (2015)
Kevin Hart: Darnell
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Quotes
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Darnell Lewis : When life throws you Dick you make Dick-ade!
James King : Dick-ade doesn't sound like a significant improvement over dick.
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Darnell Lewis : When you was at Harvard, did you ever get raped for failing a test?
James King : I think that's more of a Yale thing.
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Darnell Lewis : Let's see your mad dog face!
[King bursts into tears]
Darnell Lewis : What are you doing, James?
James King : Sad Dog. I think that's a strategy that could work, don't sexually harass me I'm already sad...
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[prison yard training]
Darnell Lewis : Go back to where you belong!
James King : I don't know where I belong!
Darnell Lewis : I know where you belong... you belong with me!
[smiles at King]
James King : [freaked out] I don't want that!
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[from trailer]
Rita Lewis : What reason did you give to him, to assume you went to jail?
Darnell Lewis : I was being black!
Rita Lewis : You're not exactly a thug, Darnell!
Darnell Lewis : All I got to do is talk a little deeper. "Hey, bitch, don't walk away from me!"
Rita Lewis : [slaps Darnell] What the hell did you just say to me? What is wrong with you?
Darnell Lewis : [crying] Stop, stop! What is that?
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Darnell Lewis : You know what? I got something to say to you all since I'm guessing this is the first time you've been forced to listen to a black man. You know maybe you guys should just calm the fuck down. Black people ain't tryin' to hurt you. I mean technically I am right now but that's only because of what you were trying to do to the white guy. Think about that. Google "I Have A Dream" assholes.
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[from trailer]
Darnell Lewis : This ain't no longer your house, man! We in San Quentin now!
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James King : My life is ruined, because after thirty days I'm going to prison!... It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?
Darnell Lewis : Hell yeah, it's bad!
James King : Teach me how to survive in prison, the way you did!
Darnell Lewis : [amazed] Tell me how you know I went to prison?
James King : Given your low economic status, your perceived lack of college education... statistically, you definitely went to prison!
[pause]
Darnell Lewis : See you tomorrow, convict.
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James King : I'm not trying to appropriate your culture.
Darnell Lewis : That's great. I'll tell the others.