- [From trailer; Sherlock Gnomes and Watson appear before Gnomeo and Juliet]
- Sherlock Gnomes: Under my watch, no gnome shall be broken.
- Watson: [pointing at the mini-gnome, who's hat has been broken] Well, except for that one.
- Minignome: Who's broken?
- [Minignome sees his broken hat on the ground and realizes that HE is the broken gnome]
- Minignome: [screams] Oh My GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!
- [From Trailer]
- Gnomeo: [to Lord Redbrick and Lady Blueberry; whispering] No one mustn't know about this but, you're all going to get smashed tomorrow.
- [a female gnome with abnormally huge ears overhears Gnomeo from far away]
- Big-Eared Gnome: [loudly and panicky] He's says we're going to get smashed tommorrow!
- [All the gnomes stare and then scream and run around in a panic]
- Mini-gnome: [Mini-Gnome gets accidentally knocked over by Sherlock Gnomes] What the f-f-fertilizer!