- Daniel LaRusso: [Seeing a bloody Chozen escorted by Barnes after the huge battle] Chozen! We gotta get you to a hospital!
- Chozen: Aw, it's just a flesh wound.
- Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, but it's like all your flesh.
- Kyler: You're just a faux-hawk now, boy.
- Eli Moskowitz: You know what? That's life. You win some, you lose some. You move on. But you never did. You're still on the same old bully act as always. Even though everyone you've bullied has kicked your ass by now.
- Demetri Alexopoulos: I haven't.
- Eli Moskowitz: You'll get your turn. Kyler is too stupid to learn his lesson.
- Johnny Lawrence: [after getting kicked] You think you can hurt me? I'm running on whiskey and White Claw.
- [Stingray is putting on sunglasses while driving at night]
- Daniel LaRusso: What are you doing? It's pitch black out.
- Raymond: Stingrays see better in the dark.
- Samantha LaRusso: [showing Miguel the octopus necklace] Is this yours? I found it at Miyagi-Do.
- Miguel Diaz: That was supposed to be yours, but...
- Samantha LaRusso: But I broke up with you before you could give it to me.
- Miguel Diaz: Something like that.
- Samantha LaRusso: So you weren't really fine with breaking up?
- Miguel Diaz: Well, it wasn't what I wanted, but you said you weren't okay. You needed some time, and I think that just seemed like it was more important.
- Samantha LaRusso: Thank you. Means a lot to me.
- Miguel Diaz: Of course. I mean, that's what you do when you love someone, right?
- Samantha LaRusso: You've never said that before.
- Miguel Diaz: Well, I do.
- Samantha LaRusso: Love you too.
- Johnny Lawrence: I don't look that bad, do I?
- Cameron Diaz: You've never looked better. Not literally. We need to get you to a doctor.