- Tory Nichols: LaRusso.
- Samantha LaRusso: What do you want?
- Tory Nichols: Look, I'm not here to fight.
- Samantha LaRusso: Then what are you doing here?
- Tory Nichols: You didn't lose the All Valley.
- Terry Silver: May the best dojo win.
- Johnny Lawrence: We will. And when we do, I'm gonna shove that ponytail up your ass.
- Johnny Lawrence: Uh, hey, look, man, I'm sure this probably all seems weird to you, but sometimes you have to train outside the box to get to another level. Some people use the latest high-tech junk to get there, and some people need to run up a mountain in the snow and yell.
- Gunther: Drago! Rocky Balboa is my hero.
- Johnny Lawrence: No shit! Mine too.
- Gunther: His victory over Russia effectively restored my fractured homeland.