- Beeze Dwyer: I'm hungry.
- Jack Dwyer: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
- Lucy Dwyer: Not funny.
- Jack Dwyer: I'm not Funny, I'm Dad.
- Lucy Dwyer: Still not funny.
- Jack Dwyer: What are you? British CIA?
- Hammond: Something like that
- Jack Dwyer: [motions to Kenny] Him too?
- Hammond: [Hammond nods] Look I came here more for the women
- [grins]
- Hammond: well... partially for the women. I came here to pave the way for you
- [last lines]
- Lucy Dwyer: [the whole family cuddling in bed] Don't be sad daddy.
- Jack Dwyer: I'm not sad. I'm happy.
- Hammond: [serving them dog meat] You mean to tell me you haven't had Kan Chow Chicken yet? You're gonna love this. They feed the chickens raisins.
- Lucy Dwyer: Really?
- Annie Dwyer: Really...
- Hammond: Makes the chickens taste sweet.
- Jack Dwyer: That's interesting.
- Lucy Dwyer: What do they feed the chickens in the US?
- Hammond: In the US? Usually other chickens, I think.
- Beeze Dwyer: [hiding in debris] Mommy, I have to go potty.
- Annie Dwyer: Just, um... It's okay, just go in your pants, okay.
- Beeze Dwyer: But, I'm not a baby.
- Beeze Dwyer: [peering over her airplane seat] What happened to your hand?
- Hammond: I had a fight with a tiger.
- Beeze Dwyer: Really?
- Hammond: Really. Don't worry, though. He got it worse than I did.
- [shows her his tiger tooth necklace]
- Jack Dwyer: Okay... welcome to the third world!
- Annie Dwyer: It's actually the fourth world.
- Jack Dwyer: Really?