Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

It (2010)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Spider Smith

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Quotes 

• [during a scene where Henry Bowers sees a vision of Pennywise in the moon] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh, hey, it's a beautiful Tim Curry out tonigh... AAAAAAAAAAHHH!

• Nostalgia Critic : The answer will be revealed in...

  [opens envelope and looks at slip of paper; screams] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Another fucking flashback!

• Nostalgia Critic : Sticks and stones may break my bones, but first you gotta throw'em.

• ['It' is revealed to be a giant, crude-looking six-legged spider, all done as a lame stop motion effect] 

  Nostalgia Critic : What? WWWHAT?

  [He sputters incoherently before throwing a glass of whiskey onto his face] 

  Nostalgia Critic : WHAT? WE WAITED THREE FUCKING HOURS FOR THAT? You can't be serious! You CAN'T be serious! If I heard that a movie called 'It' was just building up to a big, silly monster, I'd think this would have been a better payoff!

  [He shows a picture of Cousin Itt from 'The Addams Family'] 

• Nostalgia Critic : You would think a psychotic killer clown would be a little nicer!

• Richie Tozier : Oh, come on, guys. What are you gonna do now, sing Kumbaya? Wake up! Take a breath. You smell that? That's death.

  Nostalgia Critic : You hear the wind? That's death. You feel the ground? That's death. You feel that itching in the back of your head? That's... probably a mosquito.

  [pause] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Mosquito of DEATH!

• Nostalgia Critic : This is what you were afraid of the whole time, guys. An acrobatic stop-motion clown with a flashlight coming out his head. I'm drunk and even I'm not afraid of that.

• Nostalgia Critic : [drunk]  I'm playing the Stephen King drinking game.

  Spider Sam : Good God! That game's been known to kill!

• Tom Rogan : Bev? You need me! BEEEEV!

  Nostalgia Critic : [laughs]  Nice emoting there, guy.

  Tom Rogan : BEEEEV!

  Nostalgia Critic : [mocks Tom]  BEEEEV!

• Nostalgia Critic : ...Oh, no, she dropped her can of 'Beer' beer. Isn't that the drink that the movie 'Steel' made famous?

• Nostalgia Critic : Oh, yeah, I forgot. Everybody in a Stephen King story is a JACKASS except for the insecure poet and/or loser. I think that calls for another shot.

  [takes a shot and puts it aside] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Why are you all spinning?