The Mentalist (TV Series)
Red Sky at Night (2010)
Robin Tunney: Teresa Lisbon
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Quotes
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Teresa Lisbon : Where is Mrs. Dublin?
Kimball Cho : Yeah, she cries a lot. Then she has to freshen her makeup. Then she cries again. Sort of a cycle.
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Patrick Jane : I'm glad to see you're finally learning a few things. Of course, now I shall have my revenge.
Teresa Lisbon : What do you mean?
Patrick Jane : Ah.
[Jane chuckles]
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Teresa Lisbon : What the Hell was that? Are you insane? And where did you come up with that stupid ass diamond theory?
Patrick Jane : I don't know what came over me. I see that man, I get an immediate urge to wind him up.
Teresa Lisbon : He's the Director!
Patrick Jane : I'm sorry. He amuses me.
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Teresa Lisbon : I promise, I will never lie to you again. I lied this *one* time because I'm concerned. You're isolating yourself. You're pulling away from us, from me and the unit. You are! It's not good. What's going on.
Patrick Jane : Anybody that gets close to me, bad things happen to them.
Teresa Lisbon : "A" that's not true. And "B" even if it were, I'm a cop. It's our job to be harm's way.
Patrick Jane : You're not listening to me.
Teresa Lisbon : We're family! What you're doing is a kind of betrayal. A surrender. A defeat. You're letting Red John win!
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Teresa Lisbon : [after Jane whispers sometime to a reporter] What did you tell her?
Patrick Jane : I was complimenting her on her jacket. It's such a vivid color.
Teresa Lisbon : Liar.
Patrick Jane : You're gonna call me a liar?
Teresa Lisbon : Oh, I hate you. I do.
Patrick Jane : Oh, mm-mm.
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Patrick Jane : Don't ever do that again.
Drew Yost : [Drew chuckles] Or else what?
Patrick Jane : You ever smell a dead mouse? You remember that smell?
Drew Yost : Yes.
Patrick Jane : Well, I just now put a dead mouse in your jacket pocket, and no matter how many times you clean that jacket, you will always smell that dead mouse. And you will remember that you should *never* put your hands on me.
Drew Yost : [Drew violently removes his jacket and throws it to the ground] Son of a bitch!
Patrick Jane : It's actually just a waded up napkin. But, uh, has the same psychological effect. Human mind's funny that way.
[to Betram]
Patrick Jane : Good to meet you sir. Sorry Lisbon.
[Jane leaves]
Teresa Lisbon : He had a rough summer.
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Patrick Jane : Well why don't we just give it to the FBI, they love that stuff.
Teresa Lisbon : Oh I wish, it's too late, the new boss is here doing it on camera as it's our baby.
Patrick Jane : The new boss? I thought Hightower was boss...
Teresa Lisbon : And the boss of Hightower, the director of the entire division... I told you about him last week. Your memory's goin...
Patrick Jane : My memory is a mighty fortress Lisbon, from which, no fact ever escapes once committed. Now when you tell me boring things, I set 'em free immediately. Saves overcrowding.
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Teresa Lisbon : How do you think the director is going to feel when he finds out you fooled him into talking complete garbage on TV?
Patrick Jane : It's not garbage. He'll be very angry or very happy, depending on whether I'm right or not.
Teresa Lisbon : Right about what? There is no diamond... ah, I see: a trap. Very clever.
Patrick Jane : Hmm.
Teresa Lisbon : A trap for who?
Patrick Jane : Guess.
Teresa Lisbon : Just tell me!
Patrick Jane : Guess.
Teresa Lisbon : You know what, screw you! You crossed a line already and now you're playing guessing games with me?
Patrick Jane : No, it's just that I'm not quite sure myself. I do have a plan though.
Teresa Lisbon : Oh, sheep-dip! You're still trying to punish me for lying to you. Well you know what? I'm sorry. Sorry. You wanted off this case, you're off. Go take a nap in your little thinking room. We'll solve this case without you, the right way. With good solid detective work.
[storms off]
Patrick Jane : So I take it you don't want to hear my plan?
[mimicking Lisbon]
Patrick Jane : No, I don't wanna hear your plan... sheep-dip your plan.
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Madeleine Hightower : Betram's all bottom line. He won't let personal issues intrude. Jane's the best asset we have. And Betram knows that.
Teresa Lisbon : But *Jane* doesn't want to be on the case.
Madeleine Hightower : Change his mind! I'm not going to tell Betram we can't control our own people.
Teresa Lisbon : ...I have an idea as to how to presuade him, but it's kind of unethical.
Madeleine Hightower : I don't want to know.
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Teresa Lisbon : We're family! What you're doing is a kind of betrayal, a surrender, a defeat. You're letting Red John win!
Patrick Jane : Oh please. Please, really? Okay enough. All right. No more pulling away. All right? Here, give me a hug.
Teresa Lisbon : You don't mean it. I can tell.
Patrick Jane : What do you mean? You can't tell. I don't mean it, but you can't tell that I don't. You're guessing.
Teresa Lisbon : Yes, I can tell.
Patrick Jane : How?
Teresa Lisbon : I don't know. I can tell when you're lying.
Patrick Jane : You can't.
Teresa Lisbon : I can too.
Patrick Jane : That' nonsense. You're lying. Liar, liar pants on fire.
Teresa Lisbon : I'm not lying.
Patrick Jane : You are.