Carnage (2011)
John C. Reilly: Michael Longstreet
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Quotes
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Nancy Cowan : [reaching for the scotch bottle] Let's get out of here, Alan. These people are monsters.
Alan Cowan : Stop it, Nancy.
Nancy Cowan : No, no, no. I want to drink some more. I- I wanna get drunk off my ass! This- this bitch throws my bag against the ceiling, nobody lifts a finger. I wanna be blind drunk.
Alan Cowan : You're drunk enough.
Nancy Cowan : How can you let her call our son a criminal? We come over here to work things out with them and they, they insult us, they browbeat us, they lecture us about being good citizens of the world! I am glad our son kicked the shit out of your son and I wipe my ass with your human rights!
Michael Longstreet : Wow! Get a couple of drinks in her and BAM!, her true self comes out.
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Michael Longstreet : What happened to your sense of humor?
Penelope Longstreet : I don't have a sense of humor and I don't want one!
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Michael Longstreet : You're so wonderful. You're the best and the brightest!
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Michael Longstreet : I am a short-tempered son of a bitch, okay?
Alan Cowan : We all are.