- Pam De Beaufort: I am not gonna die like this. We need to get out of here and get the bitches who did this to us.
- Eric Northman: No, no. King Bill believes we are a danger to our kind.
- Pam De Beaufort: Let me tell you a little something about "King" Bill. He's a self-loathing, power-hungry, pompous, little dork. And you hate his guts!
- Lafayette Reynolds: We've seen birds, bunnies, lizards, a kinda rat, and a fucking coyote. Can we please just kill something' and get this over with?
- Jesus Velasquez: I told you. The sacrifice has to come to us.
- Lafayette Reynolds: What? So let me get this straight. We're waiting for a wild animal to walk up to us, and volunteer to die?
- Jesus Velasquez: Pretty much.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Every time I get my head wrapped around one kind of supe, a new one comes along. Till what happened with Eric, I thought witches were just in fairy tales.
- Jason Stackhouse: Or at that goth store at the mall buying pentagram stretch-pants. Scary.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Point is, there is a bright side. At least you won't be alone. I barely know any regular humans anymore.
- Sookie Stackhouse: You've been running around, sticking your fangs, and who knows what else, into every girl in town. But the second I move on, you arrest him?
- Bill Compton: Believe it or not, my entire existence does not revolve around what or who is between your legs.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Jason, I can hear you in there.
- Jason Stackhouse: Sook, this ain't a good time
- Sookie Stackhouse: Didn't you get any of my messages?
- Jason Stackhouse: No. 'Cause I'm the middle of a secret, special, police investigation here. So I need you to back away from the door. And get outta the house, and don't come back. You understand?
- Sookie Stackhouse: Andy says you haven't showed up for work in days. I'm comin' in.
- Jason Stackhouse: Don't you...
- [Sookie opens the door, sees Jason handcuffed to the bed]
- Sookie Stackhouse: God. I should have known. This is a sex thing, isn't it?
- Andy Bellefleur: I'm gonna go through this dump with tweezers. If I discover even a toilet seat ain't up to code, there's gonna be hell to pay!
- Sam Merlotte: I've had about all I'm gonna take of this shit. All right, these people have lost everything. My retirement plan just went up in smoke. Now, I don't know what's going on with you, but if you don't shut the fuck up and stop fuckin' with me, I'm gonna turn into a Doberman and chew off your god damn face.
- Andy Bellefleur: Then I will call Animal Control. Have you put to sleep.