Quotes
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Darth Vader : Halt!
C-3PO : Don't shoot!
Darth Vader : Prepare to be boarded, Captain.
C-3PO : I'm afraid there's been a terrible mistake! I am C-3...
Darth Vader : [a picture of one of the passengers appears on the info screen to the right] We know you have this rebel spy on board.
C-3PO : [depending on the gender or age of the spy] I have never seen that man/woman/person before!
[Vader begins to hold the speeder with his Force Grip]
Darth Vader : Don't underestimate my power. I want that spy!
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Admiral Ackbar : Star Tours! We were concerned about you! Is our agent safe?
C-3PO : Safe, but perhaps a little shaken.
Admiral Ackbar : We are grateful you made it. You are *all* heroes of the Rebellion.
C-3PO : I rather like the sound of that!
[the ship lands]
C-3PO : Now be careful out there - all of you! The Empire is watching.
[the cockpit shield starts to rise, C-3PO shouts]
C-3PO : Pardon me, but how do we get back to a Star Tours terminal? Hello?
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C-3PO : A transmission?
Princess Leia : [in a hologram] I am Princess Leia of Alderaan. We've placed a rebel spy vital to the survival of the rebellion in your StarSpeeder. You must see him/her safely delivered to the coordinates I'm transmitting to your R2 unit. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Star Tours, you're my only hope.
C-3PO : Her only hope.
[R2 beeps]
C-3PO : What do you mean we'll be making a slight detour?
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C-3PO : [while flying under water] And I thought I hated space travel.
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Rogue Leader : Star Tours, this is a restricted area. What are you doing here?
C-3PO : I have no idea!
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C-3PO : [rapidly approaching a repair dock on Naboo] Brakes! Brakes! Where are the brakes?
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Computer Voice : Thruster malfunction.
C-3PO : Thrusters? Are they important?
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Yoda : [Yoda appears in a hologram] Yoda, I am. On your ship, one loyal to our cause you carry.
C-3PO : The spy!
Yoda : Mmm! Deliver him/her you must, or all will be lost. To your R2 unit, coordinates I will send. May the Force be with you.
[hologram ends]
C-3PO : [to the passengers] I'm afraid we've all just joined the Rebel Alliance.
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C-3PO : [the Starspeeder 1000 crashes into the back of a Naboo fighter, its long tail smashing through the windshield; a Pit Droid grumbles] What do you mean we broke your ship? You broke our view port.
[the Pit Droid falls through the opening]
C-3PO : And I did not give you permission to come aboard.
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C-3PO : [to R2-D2] What do you mean we're taking a slight detour?
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Controller : Star Tours 1401, you are clear for departure.
C-3PO : 1401? That's us. We can't take off. The captain isn't on board.
Computer Voice : Auto-take off sequence initiated.
C-3PO : Um, excuse me, you don't seem to understand. I am not the captain. I am C-3PO.
Controller : 1401 clear for take off. Contact departure on frequency four-two-niner.
C-3PO : Wait!
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C-3PO : [to R2-D2] They're not going the wrong way, WE are, you nitwit!
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C-3PO : [R2-D2 beeps] What transmission?
Admiral Ackbar : [Ackbar appears in a hologram and identifies himself] This is Admiral Ackbar. By now you know that your StarSpeeder is carrying an agent vital to our rebel cause.
C-3PO : The Spy.
Admiral Ackbar : Precisely. Deliver him/her safely to the rendezvous point I am transmitting to your R2 unit. Good luck, and may the Force be with you.
[hologram ends]
C-3PO : [R2 beeps] R2-D2, what are you saying? This is madness!
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C-3PO : Look, there's a platform. Let's land there.
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C-3PO : [Underwater, the StarSpeeder 1000 passes over Jar Jar Binks] We nearly hit that poor Gungan.
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C-3PO : I have a bad feeling about this.
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C-3PO : May the Force be with you.