- Dr. Walter Bishop: It's all because of that temptress; she tricked my son with her carnal manipulations, and he fell right into her vagenda.
- Astrid Farnsworth: "Vagenda"?
- Dr. Walter Bishop: Like Mata Hari using her feminine wiles to accomplish her evil ends. And I too fell prey. She used my stomach to get through to my heart.
- Dr. Walter Bishop: In the 70s, I innocently wandered into the wrong home, and it was three days before I realized my mistake.
- Olivia Dunham: as Fauxlivia: I want you to know that this started out as an assignment, but it became...
- Peter Bishop: Something more. That would be so much easier to believe if you weren't in handcuffs right now.