- Sarah Braverman: [to Damien] Amber's from a broken home, you know... that means she doesn't know a serious relationship from a sandwich yet.
- Damien: Sir, I just want to let you know that I consider myself a student of philosophy... live and let live, I mean no harm - to anyone.
- Zeek Braverman: I am an irritional hardass with rage issues... don't piss me off!
- Max Braverman: Well I asked her for it.
- Kristina Braverman: You did?
- Max Braverman: You said I just had to ask.
- Kristina Braverman: No I didn't.
- Max Braverman: You just said, "You can only have it if you ask her."
- Kristina Braverman: But she has to say "yes."
- Max Braverman: You never said that.
- Zeek Braverman: Well, Damien, I'm sure you're a nice guy... but, er, you left your sock in my house but you took my granddaughters innocence.
- [throws sock at Damien]
- Zeek Braverman: Here's your sock.
- Sarah Braverman: Amber is from a broken home. She doesn't know a real relationship from a sandwich yet...