This Means War (2012)
Reese Witherspoon: Lauren
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Quotes
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Lauren : And you look like the kind of guy who's interested in a one-day rental, if you know what I mean.
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FDR Foster : I missed you.
Tuck : I know. I've missed you too.
FDR Foster : I love you, man.
Tuck : I love you, too.
FDR Foster : We're back!
Lauren : Oh, my God. I'm Yoko.
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Lauren : FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands. Like, little T-Rex hands.
Trish : Ew, gross!
[Tuck laughs]
Trish : That means he's got a Mike and Ike for a penis.
[Tuck laughs out loud]
FDR Foster : You knot that's not true. You've seen it. You've seen it in Bangladesh, you know that's not true.
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Lauren : Oh, it was the most humiliating moment ever.
Trish : Well, that's because you have to come up with, like, better excuses. You should have been like, "I have a fiancé, too, but he's actually getting a penile reduction this afternoon because his penis is so big, every time it lands like a poltergeist."