- Sofia: Oh, Oscar. How could you eat at a time like this?
- Oscar the Grouch: With a spoon?
- Sofia: [Angrily] You know what, Oscar? You are a grouchy monster. THAT'S WHO YOU ARE! YOU NEED TO TELL US THE CURE FOR MINE-ITIS!
- Oscar the Grouch: OH, YEAH? And why would you want me to do a silly thing like this?
- Elmo: [Furiously] BECAUSE, NOBODY ON SESAME STREET IS SHARING!
- Oscar the Grouch: Well, The neighborhood never looked perfect.
- Sofia: Maybe Brian Williams was wrong all along.
- Elmo: AHEM! Elmo Monster is happy and proud to announce that people are still sharing on Sesame Street! YAYYYYYYY!
- Oscar the Grouch: Heh-Heh-Heh! Well, I got some news to tell you. There won't be much sharing going on for long! In case you may not notice. There is a whole lot of Mine-Itis going on.
- Everybody: [Elmo and Sofia] Mine-Itis?
- Oscar the Grouch: Yes, It's a grouch sickness that makes everything world their's and they don't want to share it.
- Sofia: If it's a grouch sickeness. Why is everybody getting it?
- Oscar the Grouch: Just luck I guess.
- [Looks through his binocular]
- Oscar the Grouch: Ah, What did I tell you. Maria is coming down with Mine-Itis right now. Look at her. She is starting to get wildly itchy.
- Maria Figueroa Rodriguez: [as she scratches her skin] Guys, I am starting to get wildly itchy.
- Oscar the Grouch: Now he hopping like a kangaroo.
- Luis Rodriguez: Why are you hopping like a kangaroo?
- Maria Figueroa Rodriguez: I don't know?
- Oscar the Grouch: Now she twirling.
- Maria Figueroa Rodriguez: [as she twirls] Anybody feel like twirling?
- Sofia: I don't believe this!
- Elmo: Maria?
- Maria Figueroa Rodriguez: MINE!
- [Takes all the food away from Luis and Gabi]
- Everybody: [Elmo and Sofia] MINE-ITIS!
- Oscar the Grouch: A classic case.
- Announcer #2: And now, Here is Brian Williams with a Sesame Street Nightly News Update!
- Brian Williams: This just in, Maria from Sesame Street has the case of Mine-Itis and she is not sharing. I repeat, Another case has been confirmed.
- Grouch Theif: MINE
- [Steals Brian's tie]
- Brian Williams: HEY! THAT'S MY CLIP ON TIE!
- Everybody: Mine-Itis!
- Oscar the Grouch: No that's just a grouch who like to steal things.
- Grouch Theif: MINE!
- [Takes his microphone]
- Brian Williams: HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY MICROPHONE!
- Announcer #2: That was Brian Williams with the Sesame Street nightly news update.
- Sofia: Hope no one else gets it
- Oscar the Grouch: I wouldn't bet on it.
- Luis Rodriguez: Gabi, I am feeling kinda itchy.
- Gabi: Me too.
- Elmo: OH NO! LUIS AND GABI ARE ITCHING!
- Sofia: That's the first symptom!
- Elmo: NOW THEY ARE HOPPING LIKE A KANGAROO!
- Sofia: That's the second symptom!
- Elmo: NOW THEY ARE TWIRLING!
- Sofia: THAT'S THE THIRD SYMPTOM!
- Everybody: [Luis and Gabi] MINE!
- Everybody: [Elmo and Sofia] MINE-ITIS!
- [Screams in a panic attack]
- Everybody: [We see the citizens of Sesame Street chanting MINE! MINE! MINE!]
- Oscar the Grouch: Hey, Nightly news face! Would you to have old shoe?
- Brian Williams: MINE!
- [Takes the show and the pinging sounds]
- Elmo: [sighs] Oh no, It did not work!
- Brian Williams: Hey, Wait a minute! I don't own these things. I will give them back to you.
- Elmo: YAY! Mr. Williams' mine-itis is cured.
- Brian Williams: Yeah, But why is my mouth smell like chocolate and fish?
- Elmo: Maybe Mr. Williams doesn't want to know!
- Brian Williams: I better go brush my teeth!
- Sofia: If you know the cure. Maybe you can get your reward back.
- Oscar the Grouch: Oh no, Not that. Anything but that.
- [Sees Brian Williams eating his amchovy sundae Ice Cream]
- Oscar the Grouch: [Shocked] OH NO, NOW HE IS EATING MY ICE CREAM!