Sesame Street (TV Series)

Mine-Itis Hits Sesame Street (2008)

Sonia Manzano: Maria

Quotes 

• Sofia : Maybe Brian Williams was wrong all along.

  Elmo : AHEM! Elmo Monster is happy and proud to announce that people are still sharing on Sesame Street! YAYYYYYYY!

  Oscar the Grouch : Heh-Heh-Heh! Well, I got some news to tell you. There won't be much sharing going on for long! In case you may not notice. There is a whole lot of Mine-Itis going on.

  Everybody : [Elmo and Sofia]  Mine-Itis?

  Oscar the Grouch : Yes, It's a grouch sickness that makes everything world their's and they don't want to share it.

  Sofia : If it's a grouch sickeness. Why is everybody getting it?

  Oscar the Grouch : Just luck I guess.

  [Looks through his binocular] 

  Oscar the Grouch : Ah, What did I tell you. Maria is coming down with Mine-Itis right now. Look at her. She is starting to get wildly itchy.

  Maria Figueroa Rodriguez : [as she scratches her skin]  Guys, I am starting to get wildly itchy.

  Oscar the Grouch : Now he hopping like a kangaroo.

  Luis Rodriguez : Why are you hopping like a kangaroo?

  Maria Figueroa Rodriguez : I don't know?

  Oscar the Grouch : Now she twirling.

  Maria Figueroa Rodriguez : [as she twirls]  Anybody feel like twirling?

  Sofia : I don't believe this!

  Elmo : Maria?

  Maria Figueroa Rodriguez : MINE!

  [Takes all the food away from Luis and Gabi] 

  Everybody : [Elmo and Sofia]  MINE-ITIS!

  Oscar the Grouch : A classic case.

  Announcer #2 : And now, Here is Brian Williams with a Sesame Street Nightly News Update!

  Brian Williams : This just in, Maria from Sesame Street has the case of Mine-Itis and she is not sharing. I repeat, Another case has been confirmed.

  Grouch Theif : MINE

  [Steals Brian's tie] 

  Brian Williams : HEY! THAT'S MY CLIP ON TIE!

  Everybody : Mine-Itis!

  Oscar the Grouch : No that's just a grouch who like to steal things.

  Grouch Theif : MINE!

  [Takes his microphone]