Castle (TV Series)
Kill the Messenger (2009)
Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle
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Quotes
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Jeff Dilahunt : Are you two together?
Richard Castle : [answers at same time as Beckett] Not yet.
Kate Beckett : [answers at same time as Castle] Absolutely not.
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Richard Castle : Let me borrow your magnifying glass.
Kate Beckett : I don't have a magnifying glass.
Richard Castle : Isn't that standard issue for detectives?
Kate Beckett : No. Not since Sherlock Holmes.
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[Castle speaking about a murder suspect]
Richard Castle : This guy's got contingency plans for his contingency plans. Feels like we're battling a super-villain.
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Kate Beckett : Are you looking at porn?
Richard Castle : I use Ryan's computer for that.
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Captain Roy Montgomery : Do we know what was in the package?
Kate Beckett : The, uh, courier company's looking into it right now. Whatever it was, somebody thought that it was worth killing for.
Richard Castle : ff the top of my head, I'm gonna go with nuclear launch codes, Dick Cheney's soul on its way to the devil...
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Richard Castle : What are you ladies doing?
Martha Rodgers : Mmm... Alexis is assisting me in creating a MyFace account.
Richard Castle : I think you mean...
Alexis Castle : Save your breath. I've been correcting her all morning.
Martha Rodgers : Well, it's my face, isn't it? It's not your face or someone else's face. I don't... Well, anyway. My fellow cast members have been raving about what fun it is, what a great networking tool it is, so... here I am.
Alexis Castle : And now you just need to select a photo for your profile page.
Martha Rodgers : Okay. Should we go...
[holds up a young photo]
Martha Rodgers : ... dramatic? Or...
[holds up another young photo]
Martha Rodgers : ... commercial? Or...
[holds up another young photo]
Martha Rodgers : ... *sassy*?
Richard Castle : [chuckles] Don't you have anything from this century?
Martha Rodgers : Why, you think the hair's a bit dated?
Richard Castle : Not exactly what I was getting at.
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Richard Castle : [answering phone] Yes, Beckett. Either there's a dead body or you just want to hear my sultry voice.
[pause]
Richard Castle : Dead body it is. Where?
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[watching Beckett inform the victim's sister of his death]
Richard Castle : How does she do that?
Captain Roy Montgomery : Better than anyone I know.
[Castle notices that Montgomery seems to be a little upset]
Richard Castle : You okay?
Captain Roy Montgomery : Her brother died trying to get something to me... No, I'm not okay.
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Kate Beckett : Okay, but we still have the original murder from ten years ago. Everything started there.
Captain Roy Montgomery : Two fresh bodies, and you wanna look at a murder *ten* years cold?
Richard Castle : Uh... When I'm writing a story, the beginning is always the hardest. But if you *nail* that, the rest of it can just fall into place.
Captain Roy Montgomery : Castle, this is not one of your books.
Richard Castle : No, but it is a mystery. And all mysteries *are* the same. Motive, opportunity, cover-up, conscience. These murders today were to cover up one ten years ago. That's where your leads are gonna be. Come on, Captain, what do you say? Let's take a little trip down memory lane.
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[in the morgue where Perlmutter is eating his lunch]
Richard Castle : You sure it's sanitary to be... eating here?
M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : You know the strength of the disinfectants we use here? This is the cleanest room in the city.
[Perlmutter offers half his sandwich]
Richard Castle : I couldn't.
M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : Homemade.
Richard Castle : I *couldn't*.
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[Martha can't decide whether or not to accept an old flame's MySpace friend request]
Richard Castle : Oh, Mother, come on! Accept the man's friend request, already.
Martha Rodgers : Using that old photo was a horrible idea. Why didn't you stop me?
Richard Castle : Since when have I had the power to stop you from doing anything?
Martha Rodgers : What will Chet think if he expects 1980s Martha and... pfft, present-day Martha shows up?
Richard Castle : You tell anyone I said this, and I'll deny it. And I'm only gonna say it once. 1980s Martha was pretty great... But present-day Martha is... pretty spectacular, too.
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[last lines]
Martha Rodgers : Don't wait up for me, kids. Mama's on the *prowl*.
[leaves for her date]
Richard Castle : Oh, that poor bastard.
Alexis Castle : [sighs] Is insanity inherited?
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Richard Castle : Pierson Club? That's high society, that's creme de la creme. My money goes in banks, their money buys banks.
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Alexis Castle : I can't believe how many lives were ruined over one woman's need to protect her family's reputation.
Richard Castle : You will never have this problem. Between Grams and myself, our family reputation's already in ruins.