The Mentalist (TV Series)
Black Gold and Red Blood (2009)
Simon Baker: Patrick Jane
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Quotes
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Patrick Jane : If you stopped seeing the world in terms of what you like and what you dislike, and saw things for what they truly are in themselves, you would find a great deal more peace in your life.
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Teresa Lisbon : So? What'd you learn?
Patrick Jane : Oh, that was just a control question. The next question I ask him is a critical question.
Teresa Lisbon : You know what? I don't need my gun. I could just hit you with my chair.
Patrick Jane : Oh, I think you'll find it's bolted to the floor.
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[final lines of the episode]
Patrick Jane : I'm touched that you would risk your career for me. That means a lot to me.
Teresa Lisbon : If you're right, and I'm not saying you are, it would mean I broke the trust of someone I respect and admire for your sake. If it is true, I would hope in the future, you'd be a little bit more mature and responsible in your behavior.
Patrick Jane : I'm grateful and all, but let's not go crazy here.
Teresa Lisbon : I should've let you rot in jail.
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Virgil Minelli : Is this true, Jane? You were spying on Bosco's team?
Patrick Jane : Spying is such an ugly word. More just keeping a friendly eye on things.
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Patrick Jane : Charge me. I'll see you in court. I'm not going to leave the CBI just cause you tell me to.
Sam Bosco : If I charge you, you'll go to jail. Now. Today. And you can't apply for bail until Tuesday. So that's 3 days and nights in jail.
Patrick Jane : That's a new experience. I welcome it.
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Teresa Lisbon : That's interesting, but you could have told me that on the phone.
Patrick Jane : I needed a visitor. So I could get into the visitors' room.
Teresa Lisbon : How I wish I had my gun.
Patrick Jane : Crimefighting's hard. Suck it up.
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Teresa Lisbon : No. No. I was only saying that because that's what Rigsby and the guys were just saying. Uh, it's total nonsense. Sam Bosco is a happily married man. He hasn't the faintest interest in me that way. I have no influence on him whatsoever.
Patrick Jane : The guys noticed it too? I'm impressed. He's very recessive in his passions. Hard to spot that he'd kill and die for you.
Teresa Lisbon : Trust me. You are *way* off.
Patrick Jane : Interesting puzzle you present. Lies and truth all mixed together.
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Patrick Jane : [to the culprit] Uh, yes. It's me they're after, not you. And there is no DNA evidence either. That's scientific forensics. That's - that's very overrated. Thank you for the tea.
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Boo : What you in for?
Patrick Jane : Oh, me? Uh, eavesdropping on a state agent. You?
Boo : They say I raped and murdered a guy, stabbed him to death.
Patrick Jane : Oh.
Boo : But it's not true.
Patrick Jane : Well, that's good.
Boo : We had consensual sex. THEN I stabbed him to death.
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[on the phone]
Patrick Jane : Agent Rigsby, CBI. I'm on my way to your location. I have a couple of questions I wanted to ask you first. Discreetly.
Roddy Gerber : Yeah?
Patrick Jane : I've heard from a couple of reliable sources that you and Kirby Hines were having an affair. Some kind of sexual relationship.
Roddy Gerber : That's a damn lie!
Patrick Jane : Are you sure, Roddy? Lying to a CBI agent is a very serious offense.
Roddy Gerber : I was in the Marine Corps!
Patrick Jane : Oh really? Well, that says it all. I'm ex-Army. Marine Corps suck eggs! But hey, no point in arguing over the phone. We'll sort this out when I get to your location. Semper Fi, sissy-britches!
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Teresa Lisbon : Hey Bosco, what's up?
Sam Bosco : You're not gonna like what I'm about to do, but you're gonna have to deal with it.
Teresa Lisbon : What?
Patrick Jane : Hey, Bosco.
Sam Bosco : Hi Jane, you're under arrest.
Teresa Lisbon : What the hell? What are you doing, Bosco?
Sam Bosco : [to a member of his team] Hook him up!
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Ted Luscom : You don't know it, but you people are just tools of the United Nations.
Patrick Jane : Oh yeah, we know it. They told us last June, laid it all out.
Ted Luscom : Say what?
Patrick Jane : It was a change of policy. Had a big secretive meeting, told us exactly who we're working for. That, my friend, was an eye opener. I'll tell you, wow.
Ted Luscom : Are you mocking me?
Patrick Jane : I'm serious.
[whispering]
Patrick Jane : They told us the whole grand plan...
Teresa Lisbon : Hush! Ignore him, Mr. Luscom.
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Escort Deputy : The arresting officer advises protective custody.
Deputy Bulger : Are you a cop or a child rapist?
Patrick Jane : Neither.
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Dooley Gerber : What the hell are you talking about? You said you had Kirby's killer.
Patrick Jane : Not yet. But I like to be an optimist.
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Patrick Jane : Bad luck to kill large birds. Unless you eat them. You didn't eat them, did you?
Roddy Gerber : Hell, no.
Axel : Ha! But you admit you shot them though.
Roddy Gerber : They're vultures, man! Think I'm gonna give up a million bucks over a couple ugly bastards who eat dead people?