True Blood (TV Series)

It Hurts Me Too (2010)

Ryan Kwanten: Jason Stackhouse

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Quotes 

• Jason Stackhouse : I got a lot on my mind lately.

  Lafayette Reynolds : That must feel new.

• Hoyt Fortenberry : [Helping Jason study]  What is the rank between a sergeant and a captain in the Louisiana State Police?

  Jason Stackhouse : Skip.

  Hoyt Fortenberry : The legal blood-alcohol limit in the state of Louisiana is?

  Jason Stackhouse : When you're drunk?

  Hoyt Fortenberry : Uh, no.

  Hoyt Fortenberry : Next one

  Hoyt Fortenberry : [Distracted]  Jessica says it's too late for us to be together. What do you think she means by that?

  Jason Stackhouse : Wait, that's on the test?

• Jason Stackhouse : Tonight, the universe showed me my destiny. For me, that's to protect and serve the citizens of Renard Parrish. Police work ain't just about tacklin' people. There's marksmanship, para-military training... I got all that now. Let's face it. Would you feel safe with me patrolin' the streets or Andy Bellefleur?

• Jason Stackhouse : I've heard every breakup excuse from "You're a son of a bitch, Stackhouse" to "You're a fucking asshole, Jason."

• Jason Stackhouse : Man, there are two kinds of people in this world: people who got no dreams, people who got dreams and don't do nothing about it, and people who go out and fulfill their dreams. I'm the third kind

• Hoyt Fortenberry : I'm trying to help you, but look, the website says you have to pass the written exam.

  Jason Stackhouse : You think Andy Bellefleur knows half of this sh1t? There's gotta be an easier way. Look, I'm ready now. You know? I know between good and evil. I'm like a ninja-level marksman. I got all the training I need.

  [Gets up to leave] 

  Hoyt Fortenberry : You wanna know what that blood-alcohol limit is?

  Jason Stackhouse : I don't need to know it. If it's on the sample test, it's not on the real thing. Everybody knows that.