True Blood (TV Series)
Timebomb (2009)
Ryan Kwanten: Jason Stackhouse
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Quotes
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Jason Stackhouse : I'm alive. Holy shit. God saved me. I'm saved.
Sarah Newlin : Oh, for heaven's sake, grow a brain cell. Paintballs!
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Jason Stackhouse : I just wanna say I'm real sorry for what the Fellowship put you through.
Godric : You helped save many lives today, Mr. Stackhouse. Please know you have friends in this area when ever you visit.
Jason Stackhouse : Thanks, but I don't know I'll be wantin' to come back any time soon.
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Rev. Steve Newlin : You know nothing. On the final day of reckoning we'll see who goes to heaven and who goes to hell.
Jason Stackhouse : I reckon I've already been to heaven, and it was inside your wife.
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Eric Northman : [catching Jason] Hail the conquering hero.
Jason Stackhouse : Oh no. I'm no hero.
Eric Northman : Well you are in this town. But in my area, we know you well as a buyer and user of vampire blood.
Jason Stackhouse : Yeah, listen. I don't do that any more.
Eric Northman : All things considered, however, we'll call it even. You won't be doing it again.
Jason Stackhouse : Yes... no, no!
Eric Northman : Good boy. Run along.
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Sarah Newlin : You're worse than Judas!
Jason Stackhouse : Why? What'd he do to you?
Sarah Newlin : [She rolls her eyes] Fuck you!
[She shoots him in the crotch with a paintball gun]
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Jason Stackhouse : [referring to Steve Newlin] Kill him, kill the motherfucker!
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Sarah Newlin : You came to prey on me. To ruin the sacred vow I made to my husband and then, like a coward, you ran!
Jason Stackhouse : No, I didn't... Okay, I ran. But it wasn't from you. It was from your husband and his crazy weapon collection. Why'd you have to go and tell him?
Sarah Newlin : Tell him? I didn't have to tell him anything. He's the one who told me!
Jason Stackhouse : [getting to his feet] Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Told you what?
Sarah Newlin : There are wolves in our hen house. We must defend our flock.
Jason Stackhouse : What's that got to do with...
Sarah Newlin : We have your sister!
Jason Stackhouse : Sookie's in the church?
Sarah Newlin : She came in yesterday, spoutin' the same lies you told!
Jason Stackhouse : Now you listen to me. She's got nothin' to do with this.
Sarah Newlin : You Stackhouses... you're nothin' but a buncha heartless, two-faced vampire fuckers!
Jason Stackhouse : [shoves her down] Don't you ever talk about my sister like that! If I find out any of you so much as touched her, I'm gonna come back here and it won't be with no fuckin' paint gun!
[drives away in the cart]
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Jason Stackhouse : I need you to forgive me.
Bill Compton : [confused] What?
Jason Stackhouse : You love my sister and there ain't no reason why you shouldn't be able to. All this time, I let my stupid ignorance stand in the way.
Bill Compton : Thank you. But I am also in your debt for helpin' rescue Sookie.
Jason Stackhouse : After all I did to fuck everything up, it's the least I could do. I-I'm just sorry it took so long to wake up to it.
Bill Compton : Well you did, just in time.
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Jason Stackhouse : Honesty my ass, you white suit motherfucker!
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[Jason has just awkwardly hugged Bill]
Jason Stackhouse : Was that all right for you?
Bill Compton : [He is noticeably uncomfortable but still tries to be polite] It was fine.