Beware the Gonzo (2010)
Ezra Miller: Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman : In the past week, I blew my chance to go to college, I lost all my friends, and I almost ruined my parents' marriage. The one girl I ever cared about will probably never talk to me again. And I... I also got my face kicked in, but... after everything I've done, I probably got off easy.
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Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman : Gonzo Gilman with The Courier. What're your hopes and fears for the new year?
Ryan : I hoped that you'd get out of my face and, uh... I fear that you will not.
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Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman : I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. "Die on my feet, live on my knees." Hey, that's pretty good. Did I just make that up?
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Evie Wallace : Gavin Riley is an evil son-of-a-bitch, and anything that will knock him down a peg - or even annoy him a little bit - I'd like to be a part of.
Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman : Grab a seat.
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Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman : [hanging a provocative flier] If this school's an ass, that's my foot.
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Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman : The double-thumbed gonzo fist, Hunter S. Thompson, and it really grabs the eye by the balls of the throat.
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Horny Rob Becker : I think tonight it's finally going down.
Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman : What?
Horny Rob Becker : Every man's fantasy. You know, what the French call eating for three.
Marlene : Robbie...
Large Girl Student : Robbie...
Horny Rob Becker : All right, ladies.
Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman : Sweet Jesus, no.
Horny Rob Becker : Oh, yes. I'm pretty nervous, you know, because it's my first time, but... I've put my camera in there. I set it up; so, I'm just gonna film myself doing it, and I can watch it later and see how I did.
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Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman : What fresh hell is this?