- [Tom gets into college]
- Parker Scavo: I can help you study if you want.
- Tom Scavo: I'm not sure how much help you're gonna be. I'm majoring in Chinese.
- Preston Scavo: I know how to say "Take me to a strip bar" in Mandarin.
- Lynette Scavo: I'm so proud. Porter aren't you gonna congratulate your father.
- Porter Scavo: Congratulations on ruining my life. If you see me on campus you're not allowed to talk to me.
- [Gaby wonders how Ana got the house clean so fast and then the Scavo twins come down the stairs]
- Porter Scavo: We finished upstairs Ana!
- Preston Scavo: Anything else you need done?
- Ana Solis: They wanted to hang out but I had chores to do, so they insisted on helping me. Aren't they sweet!
- Parker Scavo: [Comes in with a brush and cleaning gloves] Hey, um, I'm not bragging, and I don't recommend it, but you could so eat out of your downstairs toilet.
- Gabrielle Solis: Ok boys thanks for your hard work but maybe it's time to go home and take a shower. Preferably a cold one.
- Ana Solis: Bye Preston!
- Porter Scavo: I'm Porter.
- Preston Scavo: I'm Preston.
- Parker Scavo: Oh, you can call me whatever you want!
- Aunt Connie: As many of you know I've battled a weak heart for most of my life, and the doctor now tells me that I may only have a few months left.
- Gabrielle Solis: [opens a can of drink, as members of the family stare at her] Sorry, bad heart, floors all yours.
- Aunt Connie: I know this is not going to be easy but we're family and this is what we do for each other.
- [Carlos walks forward as Gabby pulls him back and mouths to him 'no' and he mouths back 'yes' he continues walking forward]
- Gabrielle Solis: [steps in front of Carlos] Well you know we're still gonna be family tomorrow, so I think we should think about it overnight and search out hearts and try to figure out which one of your homes is best for Ana.
- Aunt Connie: Gabrielle's right, and please know that I won't judge any of you harshly if you decide that you can not take care of my beautiful granddaughter
- Gabrielle Solis: We love you Aunt Connie yay!
- [starts clapping as everyone else joins in clapping]
- Lynette Scavo: [Preston, Porter and Lynette help a drunk Tom inside] Ok, easy easy, you're a little drunk there.
- Tom Scavo: [kiss Lynette] That's cause I love you Lynette
- Lynette Scavo: I love you to baby, there you go.
- Tom Scavo: [turns to Porter still helping him] And I love you Preston.
- Porter Scavo: I'm Porter
- Tom Scavo: I never could tell you two apart, but you're my favourite
- [Porter raises his eyebrows and helps Tom to sit down, takes of Tom's shows for him]
- Tom Scavo: Lynette how come you let me drink so many margaritas?
- Preston Scavo: Yeah and why did we have to stay to closing? It's almost 2.00
- Lynette Scavo: Who cares what time it is? We were celebrating a big change in your dad's life.
- Tom Scavo: WOOHOO!
- Lynette Scavo: Woo! Hey someone called.
- [plays the message about the mix up with the time for Tom's test, for the next day at 8.00am]
- Tom Scavo: Oh cram! I gotta crap for that test1
- Lynette Scavo: Oh geez...