- Anthony LaRusso: Uh, what the hell are you doing here?
- Johnny Lawrence: I was invited. Who the hell are you? Wait, are you the son? What did you do, switch to Whopper Juniors?
- Anthony LaRusso: It's called a growth spurt. Dipshit.
- Daniel LaRusso: You sure you got enough meat on this pizza there, Johnny?
- Johnny Lawrence: There's four different animals on top. That's a man's pizza.
- Carmen: [to Daniel and Johnny] I don't know if I'll ever get sick of seeing the two of you together.
- Amanda LaRusso: Oh, yeah. Last time these two were in a kitchen together... Well, let's just say, I'm glad the steak knives weren't out.
- Johnny Lawrence: I'll drink to that.
- Johnny Lawrence: You do everything your mommy and daddy tell you to? If they told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
- Samantha LaRusso: You're telling me to jump off a building.
- Johnny Lawrence: Yeah, onto another building.
- Daniel LaRusso: [to Miguel] You see, my path wasn't a straight line. And yours is still being written.
- Johnny Lawrence: When an eagle's hungry, it doesn't hesitate. It'll dive down at 100 miles an hour to snatch its prey. Doesn't wait around for a fish to jump in its feet.
- Demetri: Talons.
- Johnny Lawrence: It's not talent. It's instinct.