Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Balancing (2021)

Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta

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• Jake Peralta : When I had lice in the fifth grade, my mom put a bunch of maple syrup in my hair and it smothered them to death, it was actually kind of cool. You could hear their tiny screams.

• Amy Santiago : [Jack and Amy are desperately looking to hire a babysitter]  Ooh, we already have three applicants.

  Jake Peralta : Great. Hire them.

  Amy Santiago : I think we should interview them first.

  Jake Peralta : But what if they're bad?