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Star Trok (2009)

John Lehr: Leslie

Quotes 

• Leslie : [at computer]  Alright, let's go up into quadrant B there. I'd like to put a gamma vector at 45 degrees to bring it right down behind that text box.

  Ingrid : You've never used Photoshop before, have you?

• Leslie : The First Amendment says very clearly, you can rip anything off as long as you change it slightly.

• Leslie : [upset]  Those epaulets were rented!

• Leslie : My name is Leslie Pool, and I am the manager, owner, and captain of the Starship G & G.

• [last lines] 

  Leslie : Captain's log, stardate 1-5-7-2-5-4-3. We are the crew of the Greens and Grains, Barship Benterprise. Today we bleemed down to the planet. We discovered a unique alien, Jolene Blalock, who showed us something very very important. Don't - mess - with - Paramount Pictures - ever. They will crush you like a bug. You can't hide in a nebula from them. There's only three corporations that control the entire galaxy, and they're one of them. But there is a bastion of freedom. It rhymes with squawk. It is Trok. Star Trok. Live long... properly. Ingrid, go to condition red. Hot people in back, look handsome. Worg, check the weapons system. Fire torpon fopedos. Carl, all hands on deck. Space pals, push some buttons. Number Two, prepare for warp speed. Warp speed, 10 - engage!